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Bandar · 18-04-2009, 02:03

Ok, I'm not an astronomer. I'm not into astronomy. Actually I hate Physics. Infact I hate all sciences!

I hate Planets, Meteorology, Celestial Objects, Telescopes and I even hate E.T!

I hate everything!

But just for a laugh, coz I like a fuckin laugh, I'm gonna be your astrologer and predict what is coming up for you, what you've been through and when you're going to DIE!!!!

(That last one was a joke by the way....

)

Who wants a reading???

After exactly 1 week, so Friday 24th April, tell me the results and if my reading was accurate.

Bon Voyage you bastards!

Ranj · 18-04-2009, 02:07

Why not, go on give me a reading then.

Bandar · 18-04-2009, 02:11

Ok Ranj,

Your week has been kinda strange. You thought you had everything under control but things still went slightly off track.
You've been pursuing something for a few months now.
Don't put too much effort into whatever this is as you're wasting your energy. Let nature take its course.
Destiny awaits at Number 12.

Cheeky_Princess · 18-04-2009, 02:12

OH yeaah go for it!

BlackmaideN · 18-04-2009, 02:14

DO ME I'm libra

Ranj · 18-04-2009, 02:15

Originally Posted by Bandar

Ok Ranj,

Your week has been kinda strange. You thought you had everything under control but things still went slightly off track.
You've been pursuing something for a few months now.
Don't put too much effort into whatever this is as you're wasting your energy. Let nature take its course.
Destiny awaits at Number 12.

That was shit! You could have made it exciting since we are living in an economic doom these days. Something like 'you will come into money after lunch'..along those lines I say...

Bandar · 18-04-2009, 02:17

Cheeky, why are you beating a dead horse?! He is too stubborn and impossible to change. You're still young! Stop taking on the motherly role. Fuck it.
You will meet somebody new this week and WILL be surprised with what you hear!

Bandar · 18-04-2009, 02:20

Blackmaiden, don't even think twice about it! Whatever has been buggin you, let it go and move on impulse! You only live once (thats providing you're not hindu). Buy that thing you need to better yourself and think about repayments later.
A girl in a green top will lick your left nipple

Cheeky_Princess · 18-04-2009, 02:21

Originally Posted by Bandar

Cheeky, why are you beating a dead horse?! He is too stubborn and impossible to change. You're still young! Stop taking on the motherly role. Fuck it.
You will meet somebody new this week and WILL be surprised with what you hear!

Lmao thats confused me i've got quite a few guys in my head that can fit into that..

haha OHHH

i loook forward to that!

DJ B4VVY · 19-04-2009, 02:15

Gives me oneeeeeeeeeeeeee

xxMINAxx · 19-04-2009, 10:17

Enlighten me

Sunshine · 19-04-2009, 11:14

Hit me with the Bandar astrology stick please...

Bandar · 19-04-2009, 12:42

Bhavna, someone will ask you to go somewhere you're not to keen on because you think it might not be your thing. Go to it. You will be surprised. Whatever happens there will stay with you for a while.
Wear blue and attract green

Mina, someone in your family is annoying you alittle. They only mean well. Talk out the beef!
Destiny sees somone unravelling your sari and licking your sweaty body!

Sunshine, this month has been so confusing for you. Break everything down, calm down and think.
Don't settle for 2nd best!
It's not all about the size. Its the motion in the ocean.

jellytots. · 19-04-2009, 13:35

Me, Monkeyboy, me.

Bandar · 19-04-2009, 13:41

Jellytots, you've been arguing with someone recently. Walk away, let them shine in their own arrogance!
You want to try something but there's a wall! Climb the wall, do the deed and climb back up.
Destiny sees you in a wet t-shirt with your cock hanging out

18-04-2009, 02:03	#1 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Bandar The Astrologer Ok, I'm not an astronomer. I'm not into astronomy. Actually I hate Physics. Infact I hate all sciences! I hate Planets, Meteorology, Celestial Objects, Telescopes and I even hate E.T! I hate everything! But just for a laugh, coz I like a fuckin laugh, I'm gonna be your astrologer and predict what is coming up for you, what you've been through and when you're going to DIE!!!! (That last one was a joke by the way.... ) Who wants a reading??? After exactly 1 week, so Friday 24th April, tell me the results and if my reading was accurate. Bon Voyage you bastards! I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

18-04-2009, 02:07	#2 (permalink)
Ranj Loyal Member Location: ' Gender: Female Posts: 2,412 Rep Power: 91 Rep Level:	*Why not, go on give me a reading then.* Peace, Love and Glee... Last edited by Ranj; 18-04-2009 at 02:09.

18-04-2009, 02:11	#3 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Ok Ranj, Your week has been kinda strange. You thought you had everything under control but things still went slightly off track. You've been pursuing something for a few months now. Don't put too much effort into whatever this is as you're wasting your energy. Let nature take its course. Destiny awaits at Number 12. I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

18-04-2009, 02:17	#7 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Cheeky, why are you beating a dead horse?! He is too stubborn and impossible to change. You're still young! Stop taking on the motherly role. Fuck it. You will meet somebody new this week and WILL be surprised with what you hear! I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

18-04-2009, 02:20	#8 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Blackmaiden, don't even think twice about it! Whatever has been buggin you, let it go and move on impulse! You only live once (thats providing you're not hindu). Buy that thing you need to better yourself and think about repayments later. A girl in a green top will lick your left nipple I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

18-04-2009, 02:12	#4 (permalink)
Cheeky_Princess Respected Member Location: East London Age: 18 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 9,063 I have 18 Blog Entries Rep Power: 373 Rep Level:	OH yeaah go for it!

18-04-2009, 02:14	#5 (permalink)
BlackmaideN Advanced Member Location: birmingham Gender: Male Country: Posts: 610 My Mood: Rep Power: 88 Rep Level:	DO ME I'm libra

19-04-2009, 02:15	#10 (permalink)
DJ B4VVY AP's Devil Location: PUDSEYYYYY Age: 25 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 15,968 My Mood: Rep Power: 587 Rep Level:	Gives me oneeeeeeeeeeeeee DJ B4VVY http://www.youtube.com/B4VVY Please support me!: http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-B4VVY/22371339840

19-04-2009, 11:14	#12 (permalink)
Sunshine Advanced Member Location: London Age: 25 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 913 My Mood: Rep Power: 85 Rep Level:	Hit me with the Bandar astrology stick please... "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..."

19-04-2009, 12:42	#13 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Bhavna, someone will ask you to go somewhere you're not to keen on because you think it might not be your thing. Go to it. You will be surprised. Whatever happens there will stay with you for a while. Wear blue and attract green Mina, someone in your family is annoying you alittle. They only mean well. Talk out the beef! Destiny sees somone unravelling your sari and licking your sweaty body! Sunshine, this month has been so confusing for you. Break everything down, calm down and think. Don't settle for 2nd best! It's not all about the size. Its the motion in the ocean. I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

19-04-2009, 13:35	#14 (permalink)
jellytots. Forum Addict! Location: xox Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,064 My Mood: Rep Power: 135 Rep Level:	Me, Monkeyboy, me. Myum.

19-04-2009, 13:41	#15 (permalink)
Bandar Member Location: London Gender: Male Country: Posts: 451 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	Jellytots, you've been arguing with someone recently. Walk away, let them shine in their own arrogance! You want to try something but there's a wall! Climb the wall, do the deed and climb back up. Destiny sees you in a wet t-shirt with your cock hanging out I Have a Degree in Quantum Physics; Do You Want Fries With That?

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