big hips... any secret tips?

[bananasuit]

well ive got quite an important event coming up this weekend.. and i need to get an evening outfit and a daytime outfit.. the problem is.. my hips are really big .. and im quite self concious about them.. does anyone have any advice on clothes i could buy.. or something that would flatter my curves rather than make me feel .. w-i-d-e !! lol .. ?>

[Iroquois Pliskin]

do some last minute vigorous exercises lol..nah im kidding..dunno.. :D

[bananasuit]

lol i had a feeling u were goin to write somethin like that...
i heard that flared leg trousers can make them appear smaller.. the only problem is .. skinny leg is in:|

[ruby angel]

if u wear dress, make sure it sort of skimz the hipz, makes u look very elegant.
the ones tht strat to come out at the waist

[Reena]

Try an A line dress...

[bananasuit]

but does that not make them look even bigger ?? .. if the tailoring makes it come out after the waist?? .. hmm ..

[rehan]

a while ago i saw an ad on tv for the "JML waist line reducing thingy" i tink its like a thing u put around ur waist kinda area dunno if it'll help hips?

wear black

rey

[bananasuit]

hmm.. i dont have a problem with the waist.. just the hips .. thanx for the tip on black.. but black is so boring :|

[Iroquois Pliskin]

lol i had a feeling u were goin to write somethin like that...

A feeling? Freaky......8)

[kwitkicking]

My sisters and I have the same problem. :(
Flaunt them!
But I have no tips.
Sorry!

[bananasuit]

lol.. hmm .. i feel for ur sisters ... i dont really wana flaunt them.. they're too big :$

[kwitkicking]

They can't be THAT big!

[*AmBiGuOuS*]

Heyyyyyyyyy...black's a slimmin colour...n i kno it borin but try sum colourful accesories with it? Or black wit anuva colour? Or black wit sequins/glitter on it 2 giv it dat lil bling? ;)

Dont do skirts coz dey'll make em appear bigger...go 4 trousers...n ur rite not skinny but da 1z dat flare from da kneww down...n heelz 2 make u look taller n dat lil bit more sexy! ;)

Pics will b much appreciated...:)

[Reena]

Ok what size r u if ya dow mind me askin??

go for a skirt... and a nice top!

[bananasuit]

lol @ pics!! .. ur right about heels... but im already 5ft7 i dont wana look like a monster :p.. need to buy the clothes tomoro ... im confused :s

[*AmBiGuOuS*]

lol @ pics!! .. ur right about heels... but im already 5ft7 i dont wana look like a monster :p.. need to buy the clothes tomoro ... im confused :s

If u waz local i'd go shoppin wit ya...tho i hate long assed shoppin like ma mates n sistaz do...dey spend hoursssssssss!!!

Go 4 kitty heels then...a lil lift...:)

[Kezza]

lol @ pics!! .. ur right about heels... but im already 5ft7 i dont wana look like a monster :p.. need to buy the clothes tomoro ... im confused :s

im 5'6 n called short!! lol

[kwitkicking]

Have you searched for any tips on the internet? I'm sure you'd find something!

[bananasuit]

not much there really.. its all pay £23081092 and get advice.. like hell ! lol @ kezza :) thats a good height ive go a friend thats 4ft 11... thats short ;)
i dont take aaaageeesss shopping..but i like to make sure i get a bargin ;)

[*AmBiGuOuS*]

not much there really.. its all pay £23081092 and get advice.. like hell ! lol @ kezza :) thats a good height ive go a friend thats 4ft 11... thats short ;)
i dont take aaaageeesss shopping..but i like to make sure i get a bargin ;)

Atta girl!:)

[bananasuit]

lol.. i do look around EVERY shop before i buy something... usually end up in the 1st shop i went in!

[*AmBiGuOuS*]

lol.. i do look around EVERY shop before i buy something... usually end up in the 1st shop i went in!

Lol same ere...but i only scan da inside of a shop...dont spend ages ponderin!8)

[bananasuit]

lol same !! ... anyhow.. naz.. ull c how HUGE my hips are soon ... and ull b like :o OMGGGGG!!! lol HELLP ME :(

[*AmBiGuOuS*]

lol same !! ... anyhow.. naz.. ull c how HUGE my hips are soon ... and ull b like :o OMGGGGG!!! lol HELLP ME :(

LOL no i wont! Atleast u got womanly figure...mines un-proportioned get me!

I'll still love u big hips n all...kisshug

[bananasuit]

looolll aww ty.. now i feel special :) ... women can be too curvacious tho.. id rather have a straight figure with no boobs :) .. could just wear any clothes i wanted :)

[Voodookid]

do plenty of walking.. and if u hav access to a gym, use the cross-trainer, it works ur ass and hips.. and also, cross-situps are good... and cycling.. any kind of exercise that makes u use ur legs...

also.. cut down on fatty foods and chocolates..

last week der was a proggy on tv about people metabolisms.. and it says that the more men eat, the fatter they get around der belly and legs, chin area.. and women, the fat kinda spreads it out all over the body.. so having good regular exercise and a balanced diet shud sort u out. and u shud see the difference within a few weeks..

[bananasuit]

thats the thing.. my hips arent fat.. they're just wide...

[Voodookid]

try bone reconstruction then.. if ders too much bone.. take sum off and leave it for ur man :p

[bananasuit]

lol let him gnaw on the remains of my hips bones !! LOL

[Seeya_a]

wear a dark colour in the evening and during day if ur wearing something lite try n get something with light subtle stripes of any sort going vertically down the body.. wotever u do NO STRIPES THAT GO HORIZONTAL!

or u could carry a smart classy but slightly biggish bag lol! just cover ur hips with it :p

[bananasuit]

hmm u no i always do that thing with the bag :$ .. seems to work too:$ .. do u think that a longer top would help too?

[Seeya_a]

hmmm i dunno it all depends, longer tops do help some but if u have wide hips and small waist the tops gonna all fold in funny places, its gonna like pull in the middle.. unless its a light flowing tops made of like georgette material..

[bananasuit]

hmmm.. some ppl have said before wear a belt lower down.. .. what do u think?

[Seeya_a]

yeh thats what they say, long top and belt low down, but only if u have a flat tummy..

oh and if ur going for dots choose small dots..

why dont u just buy a nice flowing long dress from debenhams?

[bananasuit]

hmm cus its goin to rain :) ... i have a flat tummy :)

[Seeya_a]

oh damn yeh, british weather!! well if u have a flat tummy then brilliant, get a nice classy belt, but none of that gold woven type leather stuff it just looks cheap..

hmmm lemme c if i can find some pics..

[bananasuit]

lol @ gold leather :) .. .. yes yes.. find some nice belts:) .. .. :)i got a really nice one thats covered in sequins.. and one from monsoon thats made of shells:) ah its soo lovely :)

[Seeya_a]

monsoon stuff is just brilliant!! then buy ur bag from accessorize and u'll be all kitted out perfectly!! i reckon ur gonna really pull on the day, send us some pics!

i have another idea for ya chica, during day why dont u wear some nice jeans a flashy top and one of them lightweight short blazer type jackets, always hides the curves!!

like kate winslet does:

http://www.lip.pt/~nuno/fotos/britanicas/Kate%20Winslet%201.jpg

[bananasuit]

lol :) yep i got a jacket like that ;).. btw im not out to pull :)just enjoy myself :) thanx for the help asi

[Seeya_a]

well pulling is enjoying ;) hehe..

no problemo chuck, anytime x

[Cocoa-Man]

Hello Senorita,

good to see you taking pride in your appearance, in Brazil a woman with hips is seen as a delicacy almost like a hot honey coffee in the summer afternoon!

But alas in this country you are what we call unappealing or as we say in Brazil 'feio como uma corrida sobre cão'.

And lets not be lazy I would say you should start some exercise to help give your hips what we call 'apelo de sexo' in Brazil we used to climb trees for bananas or collect coffee beans, but here you have what they call gym, so you should be fine senorita. :)

Plus it would help to bring your cheeks together in fact I suggest you do the salsa, it is how we say sex on the dancefloor, much like the meeting of coffee beans with hot boiling water full of fiery passion! AHHHH!

Adieu,

'X'

Cocoa-Man

[lineyman]

Lol hahaha what an idea

[Voodookid]

im finkin of doin salsa.. did it whn i was in spain for a few days at a club that did classes...

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Hello Senorita,

good to see you taking pride in your appearance, in Brazil a woman with hips is seen as a delicacy almost like a hot honey coffee in the summer afternoon!

But alas in this country you are what we call unappealing or as we say in Brazil 'feio como uma corrida sobre cão'.

And lets not be lazy I would say you should start some exercise to help give your hips what we call 'apelo de sexo' in Brazil we used to climb trees for bananas or collect coffee beans, but here you have what they call gym, so you should be fine senorita. :)

Plus it would help to bring your cheeks together in fact I suggest you do the salsa, it is how we say sex on the dancefloor, much like the meeting of coffee beans with hot boiling water full of fiery passion! AHHHH!

Adieu,

'X'

Cocoa-Man

Sometimes I think you should be my nutrition specialist

[Seeya_a]

choppy my lecturer teaches salsa if ur interested..

[Voodookid]

is she fit!? cuz i want a fit teacher.. lol

[Seeya_a]

lol she's pretty fit for her age.. she has a nice body tho lol!

[Voodookid]

kewl.. il chk her out tomoz if u got lectures.. :D

[Seeya_a]

not with her i dont lol...

she's probly in her late 40's haahahah!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

old is gold

[lineyman]

old is gold

Maybe, but not if shes 50+ unless you like that typa thing :)

[Seeya_a]

and old is bald!

[navi]

banana check ur pm... shud b sum tips there

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Maybe, but not if shes 50+ unless you like that typa thing :)

no not that old.. :| ..

[bananasuit]

y u lot spammin up my thread :|

[Seeya_a]

thats it banana smack em all!

[M4RN1]

wear a saari;)

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Ah don't worry..voodookid will sort out the spam..

[bananasuit]

grrr.... wiggles her bum and smacks them all with her hips .. haha that'll teach ya :)

[Seeya_a]

hahahah!!

actually u know nana u wud luk real good in a sari, not one of them typical flashy over the top ones, a chic smart n sexy one, cuz big hips are the perfect frame for a sari :p

[bananasuit]

lol i got some actually :) .... mite take a trip and get some new ones:)... lots of sales on i heard!

[M4RN1]

Alam Rock..:)

[bananasuit]

alum rock.. maybe ... wen i was on soho rd.. there were somany sales.. mi

[diva2620]

hey banana!!

try a long top wit with a big glam belt?? wit a skirt or crop trousers??