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Jattilicious
01-09-2006, 11:34
Fort i'd share dese wid u lot
Enjoy.... :P


Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little *******.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

*AmBiGuOuS*
01-09-2006, 11:35
LOL herd them b4 but still as funnnyyy as eva!bananadanc

The last 2 r the best...am gona start teachin ma lil nephews n nieces now...:)

vertigo
01-09-2006, 11:57
lol funny.....

oxRIMAxo
01-09-2006, 12:00
hahahahahahahhaaaa....funi....

Honey_bee
01-09-2006, 12:04
Lol yeah there funny :)

Sidra240
01-09-2006, 17:08
Lolz dats funny