Prophet_K-C

[SIZE=3]I went to my boys house a few days ago with his girlfriend and we were playing abit of Xbox, gears of war as you do…we were winning 3-1 when my friends dad runs in to the room not knowing we were there with a pokemon hand towel covering his penis…he saw us and jumped and ran straight out, it all happened in slow motion and I kept repeating it in my head unintentionally…my friends girlfriend felt awkward and said I have to go, and my boy was just laying stomach down on the bed with a pillow ...

So I got a new dentist and to my surprise shes quite young and goodlooking…and shes the same religion as me, but shes married…oh well, anyway so I had an appointment with her -I walked into the room and witnessed her beauty light up the once cold dark and grim room, I thought to myself, I might start paying visits to the dentist more often…you see, my previous dentist was an old white man with a bald patch…when I had appointments with him I used to just wake up and go and sit on his chair and let ...

so my cousin sister calls up MY dad and says happy fathers day...first thing this morning before i even woke up, it was like 12pm...i wake up casually at around 1, come down and my dad was sitting there with star news on- i walked past him and sensed an air of anticipation, i didnt think much of it and helped myself to some orange juice after saying good morning and did some chores he asked me to do...later on the day, my dad gives it...your cousin sister rang this afternoon at noon...my first ...

I hate it when you meet a fat chick and she actually like honestly believes in the theory that men would choose personality over looks. I know this fat b*tch who has a bubbly personality, everyone tells her wow your so confident etc…im just like b*tch, you know your bubbly personality is just a front- put on out of insecurity - in hope that it’ll compensate for your obesity in the eyes of the opposite sex. Newsflash for her, if you’re a fat woman, it doesn’t matter if you have the best personality ...

Its been bothering me for the past few days, my shallow materialistic lifestyle never allows me the time I need to process my feelings and understand them…my past materials I wrote on AP about my days in my life, was usually about how I masturbated on voodoo kids glasses and his extra strong lenses magnify my cum to such an extent that he can actually see my sperm swimming around and waving at him- fecking four eyes…or about how I bumped in to my best friend during high school, after years-who had ...