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The Asian Place - Desi Forum - Asian Forum - Blogs - .......... by M4RN1 https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/blog.php?203 en Wed, 15 May 2024 22:45:09 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/images/metro/orange/misc/rss.jpg The Asian Place - Desi Forum - Asian Forum - Blogs - .......... by M4RN1 https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/blog.php?203 Dreams https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?540-Dreams Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:27:45 GMT Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


Let men live their dreams..dont knock people back! ]]>
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The Page https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?491-The-Page Tue, 27 May 2008 23:56:06 GMT Hello Mr page, we meet again after many lightyears. I click and I see you staring white in my face. You have this tendancy to hypnotise people, draw attention to you and write our floating thoughts all over you. Why? Mr page When I was a munchkin I was really excited about life and couldnt wait... Hello Mr page, we meet again after many lightyears. I click and I see you staring white in my face. You have this tendancy to hypnotise people, draw attention to you and write our floating thoughts all over you. Why?

Mr page When I was a munchkin I was really excited about life and couldnt wait to grow and do things.

I use to put all the volume to zero and put subtitles on to those little naughty movies on Ch5 and use to think. I need to become a man asap.

Use to be mesmerised where people could go and I couldnt. clubs and pubs oh and funfair. I could never get on to rollercoaster due to height restrictions.Kameene.

I am now here in a blink of an eye I could do all things all sorts. Going to get married etc have little marni's ruling the future nuserys and schools.

I realised life is boring and tis like a one way street. Wake up work just to pay the bills and mortgages.More money you have more worry you have. Bills, expenses, and needless things because of the way society works without realising.

Where is the good old days where you could run on the street with ya coat hanging off ya, hoodie on and flying like superman.

put a empty can on backwheel of your raliegh or bmx bike and hear it roar like a motorbike.


Mr page you a funny thing, you seduce people to write daft things. people rely and trust you than other people. Why? you a ladies man/hunk for men? ]]>
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Muffins https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?443-Muffins Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:58:58 GMT Man yesterday was in canteen with mate and some girl opposite him on same table during lunch. She was showing her phone and saying thats my girlfriend etc. Today at work some new girl has joined working for my department. pierced face/lips/ears, metal here and there low G star jeans with... Man yesterday was in canteen with mate and some girl opposite him on same table during lunch. She was showing her phone and saying thats my girlfriend etc.


Today at work some new girl has joined working for my department. pierced face/lips/ears, metal here and there low G star jeans with knickers hanging out/tattooes and a punk/mohican hairdo.

during the day some girl next to me said we met her GF yestersday and gave me a funny look..Im like girfriend meaning galphrend galphrend? shes like yehh').

I was like 8-) WTF! i have 2 muff munchers working near me..one in my group and her partner in the bakery department.


My 1st holy encounter with muffins ]]>
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Working Sats https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?428-Working-Sats Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:40:51 GMT Man 2nd time in my whole life I worked on a saturday:( Went work, signed in got my locker keys to put my shit in, Chilled in canteen and done some maneagerial training, there loads to take on board but reallly intresting and flipping companys have weird jargons. Me and my trainer walking... Man 2nd time in my whole life I worked on a saturday:(


Went work, signed in got my locker keys to put my shit in, Chilled in canteen and done some maneagerial training, there loads to take on board but reallly intresting and flipping companys have weird jargons.

Me and my trainer walking round the store doing some practical training then linked up with my mate who is becoming team leader in another section.

The manger not mines my mate asked my manager whats the code for some stock control procedure on the System..I blurted it out and he was like@) you learning quick, your manager might have an early retirment:rolleyes:.


Was walking out the store for my break and alarms went off, loud ass shit, security came running, im like shit what have I done, put my hands in my pocket and found Im carrying my locker key which has a security Tab...lol

Yesterday I got advised not to come casual, so I came in formal trousers n shirt. Still got advised I have to wear a tie..damn:mad: ]]>
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DotCom Training https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?425-DotCom-Training Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:31:18 GMT Well another day in Tesco for training. Arrived in Lichfield for Dotcom training, basically when people order online some little bitch has to run around the store picking up all the items all coded and place it on your trolley with designated trays. In the morning I was told that they... Well another day in Tesco for training.

Arrived in Lichfield for Dotcom training, basically when people order online some little bitch has to run around the store picking up all the items all coded and place it on your trolley with designated trays.

In the morning I was told that they running 30 trolleys slower and needed someone from checkouts to help because I couldnt do it as it was my first time.

Checkouts is a nightmare for it, I told the lady Fuck checkouts, Dotcom is straight foward and I have self belief I can do it. And I did do it without any blunders.

first pickup was five items..easy shit.
second run...I scanned in my ID and the customer list and it showed 191 items:oh.

I could have done this really super fast if there were no customers in store, the dumb shits are like tortoises and block you every turn you take..I love grannys but flipping hell they should be provided with robtic legs on full speed. I was so in to it I went over my lunch break..I realised an hour later. I then took my lunch break and went back and my buddy said it's time to go home...whoop whoop.

I saw two of my team the ones that are going to work under me..I somehow feel that im the youngest of them all.

Tis like a kid telling the adults to clean up his room.

Godspeed.

*scans bread* have a nice day sir:)


Today I ordered my clubcard online. ]]>
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Checkout Chick https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?414-Checkout-Chick Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:03:06 GMT Dear blog,

Im so pleased to get a job in a very good position 'The Big Shots' they call it.
I got in to training 30 mins late un noticed.
Today I met my manager first time in canteen himstuffing his face with baked beans and chips discussing my roles as team leader in stock control as everyone says it's the most hardest department.Shite!

Today I was doing checkout trainings.
There are some fruits and veg without any names/codes/Barcode strip.
Was embaressing to ask the customers what fruit is this? I couldnt even call for help due to every trainer and assistant fucked off and the call signal light was not working.

I got a Wethers Original toffee from a lovely granny because tis my 1st day in training.

The new barcode scanners are very sensetive and I scanned the eggs twice by mistake. After I scanned and checked this ladys shopping I put in a void for the extra eggs I scanned.

If the product is over one pound Some senior has to come and put in a password to do a cancellation/void for that item.

Me being blonde, instead of doing void Item, I done transaction void, meaning the whole list got erased from systems..ooops.

Flipping I had to re do her all her shopping and there was a line of impatient retards waiting.

One lady says I know you in training it has to be done, she was very impatient in the line, kept mumbling I got docs appointment. Was going to say I'll give you a good enough excuse to visit a doc. *tightens grip on hand held barcode scanner*

I was like do team leaders do checkouts aswell? They like Noooooo you have to know each detail and be experience in everypart of thestore because YOU will be training newbies.

Saturday is my last day for checkout training..who would have thought I would be a checkout chick and a trolley Dolly.

ps- I knew I scanned an item double but kept quiet with one customer.

One lady bought over 8 packs of tampons- I wanted to say having a bad day but hey you cant get too cocky in life.

*swipes card* there you go maytie have a lurv' leh weekend.


now piss off. ]]>
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Love! https://www.theasianplace.net/forum/entry.php?55-Love! Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:22:49 GMT love-It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one *bleep* person, no different from any other stupid... love-It makes you so vulnerable.
It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses.


You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one *bleep* person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you.
They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages.

It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.
It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. ]]>
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