[SIZE=3]I went to my boys house a few days ago with his girlfriend and we were playing abit of Xbox, gears of war as you do…we were winning 3-1 when my friends dad runs in to the room not knowing we were there with a pokemon hand towel covering his penis…he saw us and jumped and ran straight out, it all happened in slow motion and I kept repeating it in my head unintentionally…my friends girlfriend felt awkward and said I have to go, and my boy was just laying stomach down on the bed with a pillow covering his head out of embarrassment…I was trying my utmost best to not burst out laughing and tears of laughter were rolling down my face…I didn’t know what to do, I just put my hand on his shoulder and said don’t worry and pretended my mum called and I have to go home, because I be damned if I see his father again…[/SIZE]

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So I got a new dentist and to my surprise shes quite young and goodlooking…and shes the same religion as me, but shes married…oh well, anyway so I had an appointment with her -I walked into the room and witnessed her beauty light up the once cold dark and grim room, I thought to myself, I might start paying visits to the dentist more often…you see, my previous dentist was an old white man with a bald patch…when I had appointments with him I used to just wake up and go and sit on his chair and let him fiddle with my mouth…but now I have to make an effort to clean my entire mouth region before visiting the dentist…even floss and put on some of my finest aftershave, and take some condoms…just playing, I didn’t put on any aftershave :P…the point is I don’t want her looking into my mouth and thinking motherf*cker how many sweets have you been eating you sweet tooth having motherf*cker…so now I have a permanent colgate smile, just because I want to impress my dentist, so all thanks to my dentist being hot…My new theory is that, you don’t need any qualifications to be a dentist, you just have to look good and in order to impress the goodlooking dentist other people will start taking care of their teeth….take that NH f*cking S and Ruth Carnall

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so my cousin sister calls up MY dad and says happy fathers day...first thing this morning before i even woke up, it was like 12pm...i wake up casually at around 1, come down and my dad was sitting there with star news on- i walked past him and sensed an air of anticipation, i didnt think much of it and helped myself to some orange juice after saying good morning and did some chores he asked me to do...later on the day, my dad gives it...your cousin sister rang this afternoon at noon...my first thought was, wtf was the b*tch doing up so early...then he tells me that she wished him happy fathers day...there i was thinking, b*tch has her own father, whats her problem, trying to make me look bad...then my dad pretended to be all upset that i didnt say it to him and i was like mate, you wouldnt even of known its fathers day had she not phoned...lol, then my dad was like...lol minor, and i was like...yeah lol...then there was an awkwaaard 10second silence so i started fidgeting with my eyelashes...then my dad says, err so i got some chicken ...i go nice one lets eat...

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I hate it when you meet a fat chick and she actually like honestly believes in the theory that men would choose personality over looks. I know this fat b*tch who has a bubbly personality, everyone tells her wow your so confident etc…im just like b*tch, you know your bubbly personality is just a front- put on out of insecurity - in hope that it’ll compensate for your obesity in the eyes of the opposite sex. Newsflash for her, if you’re a fat woman, it doesn’t matter if you have the best personality in the world- us men wont find you even remotely attractive and want to have sex with you…Funny thing , I went out to a mateys birthday with this fat broad- we went to a restaurant …ironically, I was secret giggling in my head while sitting next to her in the car on the way to the restaurant…anyway so we went inside and she orders a salad and pretended to be SO FULL after she lobs the whole plate down her throat, I was thinking, please you fat woman I know you want to eat more…and then the rest of the evening she kept trying to be funny and loud, attracting attention from everyone, I kept thinking b*tch if I was your weight id try my best not to get noticed…

My question to you all is, why do fat chicks think that their bubbly personality can compensate for their fatness ?

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Its been bothering me for the past few days, my shallow materialistic lifestyle never allows me the time I need to process my feelings and understand them…my past materials I wrote on AP about my days in my life, was usually about how I masturbated on voodoo kids glasses and his extra strong lenses magnify my cum to such an extent that he can actually see my sperm swimming around and waving at him- fecking four eyes…or about how I bumped in to my best friend during high school, after years-who had stuck by me through the roughest and toughest of times and lost all her friends in the process, but she had put on weight so I told her to f*ck off back out of my life…but this time its different, my ends have been blessed with clear night skies and sometimes when im not caught up in the hustle of life, I stare at the stars and just think damn, every star up in the sky is thousand times bigger than our sun, and there must be millions of solar systems around…Who knows what goes on outside our planets atmosphere?, there might even be a planet full of walking and talking sperms that used to be humanbeings but grew up to be sperms or some sh*t…Who knows, there are soo many asteroids and crap floating around…some even bigger than our entire planet that we call earth…there are planets out there that say if we grabbed every living f*cking thing we know, every single living creature on our planet- and put it on it…. it’ll just be like a little ant, a spec of nothing, your whole existence- your whole being, everything about you…that energy that flows through your body isn’t sh*t in this universe…so next time you think lifes getting hard for you, you’ve got an exam or something, or no money…or you cant figure out what to wear for tonight (LoL)- just look up into the sky and remember, YOU AINT SH*T B*TCH!

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