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mindstate · 24-06-2009, 18:55

Omegle
"Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like"

post your convos.

let me start it off...

You: hi
You: how are you
You: how was your day
Stranger: hello
Stranger: good thank you
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: man or lady
Stranger: where r u from
You: i am a lady
You: from london
You: and u
Stranger: i am london to
Stranger: and a guy
You: really
Stranger: i u must no
You: what a coincidence
You: are you black/white/asian
Stranger: white
Stranger: blond
Stranger: and fit
Stranger: i work out every day
Stranger: u?
You: well i work out almost everyday as well...just not in the gym..if u catch my drift *wink* *wink*
Stranger: i'm not gay
You: i didn't ask you if u are gay
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: this embarssing
Stranger: i like ur style
You: trust me i know there's a lot of pressure talking to women...i used to have the same problem before the surgery
Stranger: what surgery
You: sex change
Stranger: r u kidding me
Stranger: is this real life?

shelim · 24-06-2009, 19:53

lol.... jokes

MojoJojo · 24-06-2009, 20:44

Stranger: haii

You: hey

You: lol

Stranger: :P

You: a/s/l

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFLMAO!

BlackmaideN · 24-06-2009, 20:53

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: sup

Stranger: not much, bored at work

Stranger: you?

You: i want sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mindstate · 24-06-2009, 21:02

i just told some French guy that i am 19 year old girl from thailand, and i married a 40 year old man who brought me here to england to live.

he's freaking out.

Stranger: ok listen to me
Stranger: u are not goods or something
Stranger: we can't buy someone or
Stranger: how can u be happy like that
Stranger: u don't come from a supermarket
Stranger: u r human
Stranger: ok i know may be life in ur country were harder
Stranger: but i really think a man who sell a woman is not very good
Stranger: he have money
Stranger: and buy who he want
Stranger: it's a lack of honor
You: he make me have sex with him only once a day i dont think it so bad
Stranger: omg tell me where you are
You: He's coming i have to go
Stranger: Wait
You have disconnected.

mindstate · 24-06-2009, 21:08

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeyyy
Stranger: asl?
You: please don't try to groom me. i'll report you to the authorities
You: im 12
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you male or femaile
You: i have your IP address
Stranger: ok

You: i'm giving it to my dad
Stranger: for what
You: because you are trying to make me meet you for sex
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: ödn
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

shelim · 24-06-2009, 21:41

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: what's a good pornstar name?

You: gianna michaels

You: lol nice way to start

You: asl

Stranger: mmm it seems to work lol

Stranger: well male as you may have guessed, 20, england

Stranger: you?

You: 23 male from london

You: why wud u be male ONLY if u watch pron

You: many females do also

Stranger: i think that's a myth

You: lol, u need to get out of your little vilage more often then

Stranger: erm... to a... party where girls reveal they watch porn?

You: no, the fact that u think its a myth

You: u dont get out much do u

You: lol

You: peace out

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mindstate · 24-06-2009, 21:44

should warn gundam..there are some girls that might be under age...so dont go trying to form an e-relationship with every stranger that claims to be female..

priyaBrar · 24-06-2009, 22:22

^LOL ahaha

StyLeZ · 24-06-2009, 22:30

LOLz at shelim..damn u dnt waste ur time cussing ppl lolz

Guji-Ji · 24-06-2009, 22:57

haha this is hilarious

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: I am Male from Hong Kong

and you ?

You: male from london

You: lol

You: how cool

Stranger: london is cool

Stranger: I have a few london girls on my MSN

Stranger: nice, smart and pretty

what a plonker...

EDIT:

You: hii
Stranger: are you from israel
You: nope
You: u?
Stranger: im no jew
You: where u from
Stranger: russia
You: why did u ask if im from israel
Stranger: so i could call u a jew

Lmao.

StyLeZ · 24-06-2009, 23:00

LOL so i can call u a jew lolz..

waiit lemme do one..

Cheeky_Princess · 24-06-2009, 23:30

lmao i got a horny bugger

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: so who are you?

Stranger: m

Stranger: u?

You: Female..

You: where from?

Stranger: u

Stranger: 20

Stranger: usa

You: Oh right i'm 18 UK

Stranger: do you like usa ?

You: to be honest no esp when george bush was in power

Stranger: do you like sex?

You: Well..

You: With females yes

Stranger: f?

You: yes.. and what.. are you homophobic or something?

Stranger: Your parents do you have sexual intercourse or peep eavesdropping

You: wtf is peeps eavesdropping

Stranger: m

Stranger: what?

You: Your werid

You: americans are dumb

Stranger: Do you have a history of sexual intercourse?

You: Yes i work as an escort
Stranger: Your vagina big right?

You: No its still tight..

Stranger: I have a lot of penis23

You: you have 23 penises? wtf are you an alien?

You: My mum told me never to speak to strangers but hear i am speaking to one.. I think an alien is next level

You: goodbye

Cheeky_Princess · 25-06-2009, 00:05

this convo is fucked so i'mm gnna exit lol

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: I'm Pedobear

You: LOL

You: PEDOBEAR

You: oh oh

You: can i be a 12 year old girl

You: haha

Stranger: Yes!

Stranger: But don't call the FBI on me

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: Like the last one did

Stranger: My daughter ran away from home

Stranger: I have no idea why

You: lmao

You: did you groom her?

Stranger: ...Kind of. But not very much!

Stranger: Not like the last one!

You: lmao

D351-GUND4M · 25-06-2009, 00:22

2673 users online

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny 19 female looking for cyber

You: for real

You: 24 m looking for hornyy lassy

Stranger:

so are you horny?

You: well turn me no then ill see

Stranger: hm well if i were to tell you my pussy is really wet

You: then ill say......what are the reason of that happening....what images amound ya mind

Stranger: ive just been playing with my tits and playing with my hard nipples really turns me on

You: i see....i recomend i hook u up wid another horney person

Stranger: whyy

You: cuz i feel you bth will bond very well together

Stranger: haha ohh ok

You: i shall let her know.....she has a fetish for horney female

Stranger: mmm i like the sound of that

You: ok i shall her to join this....her name nickname is rab ci nesbitt....

24-06-2009, 19:53	#2 (permalink)
shelim Loyal Member Tournaments Won: 1 Location: central london Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,927 My Mood: I have 1 Blog Entries Rep Power: 283 Rep Level:	lol.... jokes *YOU CANT MANIPULATE PLAY DOUGH BITCH* Simple rule.. TS asks you.. You don't ask TS..

24-06-2009, 21:41	#7 (permalink)
shelim Loyal Member Tournaments Won: 1 Location: central london Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,927 My Mood: I have 1 Blog Entries Rep Power: 283 Rep Level:	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what's a good pornstar name? You: gianna michaels You: lol nice way to start You: asl Stranger: mmm it seems to work lol Stranger: well male as you may have guessed, 20, england Stranger: you? You: 23 male from london You: why wud u be male ONLY if u watch pron You: many females do also Stranger: i think that's a myth You: lol, u need to get out of your little vilage more often then Stranger: erm... to a... party where girls reveal they watch porn? You: no, the fact that u think its a myth You: u dont get out much do u You: lol You: peace out Your conversational partner has disconnected. *YOU CANT MANIPULATE PLAY DOUGH BITCH* Simple rule.. TS asks you.. You don't ask TS..

24-06-2009, 22:57	#11 (permalink)
Guji-Ji Respected Member Location: London Age: 20 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 13,378 I have 6 Blog Entries Rep Power: 503 Rep Level:	haha this is hilarious Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: I am Male from Hong Kong and you ? You: male from london You: lol You: how cool Stranger: london is cool Stranger: I have a few london girls on my MSN Stranger: nice, smart and pretty what a plonker... EDIT: You: hii Stranger: are you from israel You: nope You: u? Stranger: im no jew You: where u from Stranger: russia You: why did u ask if im from israel Stranger: so i could call u a jew Lmao. ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^ Last edited by Guji-Ji; 24-06-2009 at 22:59.

25-06-2009, 00:22	#15 (permalink)
D351-GUND4M Loyal Member Location: ガンダム Throne London ''HYPE DA FUNK'' Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,720 My Mood: I have 4 Blog Entries Rep Power: 153 Rep Level:	2673 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny 19 female looking for cyber You: for real You: 24 m looking for hornyy lassy Stranger: so are you horny? You: well turn me no then ill see Stranger: hm well if i were to tell you my pussy is really wet You: then ill say......what are the reason of that happening....what images amound ya mind Stranger: ive just been playing with my tits and playing with my hard nipples really turns me on You: i see....i recomend i hook u up wid another horney person Stranger: whyy You: cuz i feel you bth will bond very well together Stranger: haha ohh ok You: i shall let her know.....she has a fetish for horney female Stranger: mmm i like the sound of that You: ok i shall her to join this....her name nickname is rab ci nesbitt.... Gundam ''Last Showdown'' Some People are Sweet an Yet so Bitter...So Best Thing To Do is Sour Them...That Way There Rotten

24-06-2009, 20:44	#3 (permalink)
MojoJojo Forum Addict! Tournaments Won: 1 Location: London Age: 23 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 1,105 My Mood: Rep Power: 218 Rep Level:	Stranger: haii You: hey You: lol Stranger: :P You: a/s/l Your conversational partner has disconnected. ROFLMAO!

24-06-2009, 20:53	#4 (permalink)
BlackmaideN Advanced Member Location: birmingham Gender: Male Country: Posts: 610 My Mood: Rep Power: 88 Rep Level:	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: sup Stranger: not much, bored at work Stranger: you? You: i want sex Your conversational partner has disconnected.

24-06-2009, 21:02	#5 (permalink)
mindstate Loyal Member Location: uk Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,654 Rep Power: 272 Rep Level:	i just told some French guy that i am 19 year old girl from thailand, and i married a 40 year old man who brought me here to england to live. he's freaking out. Stranger: ok listen to me Stranger: u are not goods or something Stranger: we can't buy someone or Stranger: how can u be happy like that Stranger: u don't come from a supermarket Stranger: u r human Stranger: ok i know may be life in ur country were harder Stranger: but i really think a man who sell a woman is not very good Stranger: he have money Stranger: and buy who he want Stranger: it's a lack of honor You: he make me have sex with him only once a day i dont think it so bad Stranger: omg tell me where you are You: He's coming i have to go Stranger: Wait You have disconnected.

24-06-2009, 21:08	#6 (permalink)
mindstate Loyal Member Location: uk Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,654 Rep Power: 272 Rep Level:	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heeyyy Stranger: asl? You: please don't try to groom me. i'll report you to the authorities You: im 12 Stranger: ok Stranger: are you male or femaile You: i have your IP address Stranger: ok You: i'm giving it to my dad Stranger: for what You: because you are trying to make me meet you for sex Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: ödn Stranger: no Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.

24-06-2009, 21:44	#8 (permalink)
mindstate Loyal Member Location: uk Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,654 Rep Power: 272 Rep Level:	should warn gundam..there are some girls that might be under age...so dont go trying to form an e-relationship with every stranger that claims to be female..

24-06-2009, 22:22	#9 (permalink)
priyaBrar Newbie Location: Canada Age: 18 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 159 Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	^LOL ahaha

24-06-2009, 22:30	#10 (permalink)
StyLeZ Forum Addict! Location: in the streetz Gender: Male Country: Posts: 1,751 My Mood: Rep Power: 107 Rep Level:	LOLz at shelim..damn u dnt waste ur time cussing ppl lolz

24-06-2009, 23:00	#12 (permalink)
StyLeZ Forum Addict! Location: in the streetz Gender: Male Country: Posts: 1,751 My Mood: Rep Power: 107 Rep Level:	LOL so i can call u a jew lolz.. waiit lemme do one..

24-06-2009, 23:30	#13 (permalink)
Cheeky_Princess Respected Member Location: East London Age: 18 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 9,063 I have 18 Blog Entries Rep Power: 373 Rep Level:	lmao i got a horny bugger You: Hey Stranger: hi You: so who are you? Stranger: m Stranger: u? You: Female.. You: where from? Stranger: u Stranger: 20 Stranger: usa You: Oh right i'm 18 UK Stranger: do you like usa ? You: to be honest no esp when george bush was in power Stranger: do you like sex? You: Well.. You: With females yes Stranger: f? You: yes.. and what.. are you homophobic or something? Stranger: Your parents do you have sexual intercourse or peep eavesdropping You: wtf is peeps eavesdropping Stranger: m Stranger: what? You: Your werid You: americans are dumb Stranger: Do you have a history of sexual intercourse? You: Yes i work as an escort Stranger: Your vagina big right? You: No its still tight.. Stranger: I have a lot of penis23 You: you have 23 penises? wtf are you an alien? You: My mum told me never to speak to strangers but hear i am speaking to one.. I think an alien is next level You: goodbye

25-06-2009, 00:05	#14 (permalink)
Cheeky_Princess Respected Member Location: East London Age: 18 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 9,063 I have 18 Blog Entries Rep Power: 373 Rep Level:	this convo is fucked so i'mm gnna exit lol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! Stranger: I'm Pedobear You: LOL You: PEDOBEAR You: oh oh You: can i be a 12 year old girl You: haha Stranger: Yes! Stranger: But don't call the FBI on me If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: Like the last one did Stranger: My daughter ran away from home Stranger: I have no idea why You: lmao You: did you groom her? Stranger: ...Kind of. But not very much! Stranger: Not like the last one! You: lmao

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