Dallo and his amazing expanding pants of doooooooooom! - The Asian Place - Desi Forum

dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ · 12-10-2005, 13:58

So i was like putting on my pants today and theyyyyy were like sooooooooo huuuuuge! seriously though they nearly fell off:O I've no idea whats going on there. things dont expand in the wash thats just stupid......so the only theory i have left is that sandra bullock or perhaps avril lavigne snuck into my bedroom and stole my pants and substituted some bigger ones so as not to overly alarm me

i like criminals with consideration. theyre just soooooo sweet. like the milk tray man. i mean come on. he dresses up all in black, breaks into your house, gives you a heart attack, scares your family members, makes your cat fall off the windowsill onto a cactus...........but he leaves you a box of chocolates! sweet! mind you if he left me a box of milk tray id throw them back in his face and call the police. its thorntons for me or nothing at all lol!

what was i talking about......ive forgotten. pants. oh yer! pants! ermm well there you go......im not sure what anyone is meant to reply to this i guess im just venting. i suppose if anyone has any interesting clothing related mishaps then i would luuuuurve to hear them. well, not lurrrve, im exaggerating. id be interested

who am i kidding.....please tell me. im a freak. ID LOVE THEM

oooooh hang on. does anyone have a favourite item of clothing? something, that if someone wrecked you might actually kill them

-| i do! its a shirt with a moose on it. you heard right....a moose

go figure!

Tazmania · 12-10-2005, 14:03

u are one anomoly arent ye?

lol...
ur funny..
btw..do u honeslty hav a moose on yer shirt?

and my fave item of clothing would be my jilbaabz..if ne1 did nefin 2 em..i would RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT..
not that i'm aggressive or nowt..but..oh well...

Safi · 12-10-2005, 14:04

ok crazy person.....me tinks u ave mistakenly swaped ur pants wid santa, altho hes nt due he may ave bn on his test run wich he does do around dis tym of the yr, dint knw dat did ya?

wel ive knwn clothes 2 shrink, lyk i made dis wicked red dres wid gold sequins n i wore it n nt onli did it run color n gt me whole family mad bt it shrunk n al n i ende up gvin me brand new dres 2 me cuz n im sure she dint wear it cuz i knw she dint appreciate it n dint knw the effort i put in2 it sewin n atachin bit 2 it! wel anoyin,,,,anyhoo wot i sugest is wen santa gets in2 twn or if u email him, ask him 2 swap his pants bak because surely he cnt get in2 urs!

bananasuit · 12-10-2005, 14:04

welll yea i figured dallooo but im goin to bite my tongue for once.... cus imm mad at u still GRRRR!!

i have a favourite top and a favourite pair of shoes.....

my shoes are purple pink and turquoise and if anythin ever happened to them id go mental..

n my top it hide all my bits i need to hide .. its a wrap over and i loveeee it i dont like to wash it incase anythin happens to it !! im not a dirty bitch i promise :P

Safi · 12-10-2005, 14:10

its cald wash an wear dear! lol

Mr Sandman · 12-10-2005, 14:15

LOL dallo, that was amusing. I recall that milk tray advert.

Mine would have to be my stone island long sleeve top or my prada shirt...only because they are relatively new, purposely dark in colour to avoid the mishap of colouring in the wash or get obvious signs of stains on them.
Anyone tried wrecking them on purpose, it'd be game over for them

dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ · 12-10-2005, 14:17

ooooooook lol!

tazmania lady - im gonna buy you some anger management lessons for christmas methinks lol! it will be great! it will be like that film with billy crystal and robert deniro....analyze this. you cud have jolly japes together and you would get in many many hilarious scrapes

and then someone will turn it into a film and you can have someone famous to play in the starring role

if it was me id have joe pasquale

complete with the squeaky voice. or george clooney. cos theyre really similar. and yes there is a moose on my shirt believe it or not. i have named him sir moose a lot. ur life is now complete

safi lady - well arent you the genrous peson! i could never give my moose shirt to anyone........id be thinking about it all day. like a loved one. perhaps some sort of small puppy. or a rat. or some sort of creepy lizard. and by the way, you said santa surely cudnt get into my pants? thats pure filth. i dont think mrs santa would like him trying to get in my pants

im gonna tell your mom on you. beware moooahahahhahaha (crap evil laugh). bet ur scared now lol

banana lady - seriously girl! you gotta wash it. i can smell it from here lol! if you dont wash it im gonna come round and throw a cocktail of lenor and marmite on you

dont ask why. i just will. cos its big and clever. and im not

LickleMizzNaughty · 12-10-2005, 14:17

Originally Posted by dallo_da_man_wiv_da_

So i was like putting on my pants today and theyyyyy were like sooooooooo huuuuuge! seriously though they nearly fell off:O I've no idea whats going on there. things dont expand in the wash thats just stupid......so the only theory i have left is that sandra bullock or perhaps avril lavigne snuck into my bedroom and stole my pants and substituted some bigger ones so as not to overly alarm me i like criminals with consideration. theyre just soooooo sweet. like the milk tray man. i mean come on. he dresses up all in black, breaks into your house, gives you a heart attack, scares your family members, makes your cat fall off the windowsill onto a cactus...........but he leaves you a box of chocolates! sweet! mind you if he left me a box of milk tray id throw them back in his face and call the police. its thorntons for me or nothing at all lol!

what was i talking about......ive forgotten. pants. oh yer! pants! ermm well there you go......im not sure what anyone is meant to reply to this i guess im just venting. i suppose if anyone has any interesting clothing related mishaps then i would luuuuurve to hear them. well, not lurrrve, im exaggerating. id be interested who am i kidding.....please tell me. im a freak. ID LOVE THEM

oooooh hang on. does anyone have a favourite item of clothing? something, that if someone wrecked you might actually kill them-| i do! its a shirt with a moose on it. you heard right....a moose go figure!

okay den

out of all the thingz u can have on a shirt u'res has 2 be a mouse!!!!!!!!!
well i have a fav jumper an if any1 pulls it or even touches it i KICK ASS!!!!!
i go CRAZIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
my fam tried throwin it away but i didn't let em i got it bck out again after i had KICKED THERE ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ · 12-10-2005, 14:18

ooooooh mr sandman if its prada i seriously dont blame you. id pity the fool who wrecked a prada item of clothing. in fact the goverment should make new legislation about it. and bring back the death penalty lol

sometimes if i buy something really expensive im scared to wear it in certain places. the people might hurt it. or something. scary!

Safi · 12-10-2005, 14:19

dallo wot ave u taken 2 day? ur off ur rocker!

n sir moosa a lot! dats class lol

n if u cn get in touch wid my mum tel er 2 giv me a ring....lol

bananasuit · 12-10-2005, 14:19

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo ill strangle ur moose....... doesnt that sound rude

dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ · 12-10-2005, 14:25

lol lickle mizz. its not a mouse its a moose. like them things with antlers. although now youve said that i want a mouse

safi i think ive eaten far to much besan today. my sugar levels must be through the roof or something. actually cherry cola does taht to me to. its a bit freaky. and stop being cheeky or ill cry hehe lol.

banana lady, you cant say you will strangle my moose. im very innocent and could take that in a terrible evil way. still made me laugh though. im so ashamed

bananasuit · 12-10-2005, 14:26

awww be proud

somethin col didnt get :P ha ha

Englaand di billo · 12-10-2005, 14:29

HAHAHHAHAHA o my dayzzz this thread iz bloody hilarious!! jus cum bak 4m college walkin hme wen it was pissin dwn with rain

ok, i dont hav a fave item of clothin, i fall in love with somthinn in the shop window, buy it, nd thn as i open my wardrobe EVERYDAY, itz in frnt of me, i soon gt sik of it!

i thort i luvd my pink jumper iz sooooooooooooooooo sexi and cute and gorjus!!

but itz gettin borin nw, so i say anotha trip 2 gud ol broadmead! or even mall here i cum!

nd dallo, lay off the besan huni

Safi · 12-10-2005, 14:30

dallo dnt cry, we wudnt want dat altho mayb u cud use those pants 2 cry in2, put them 2 sum use! lol

12-10-2005, 13:58	#1 (permalink)
dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ Advanced Member Location: biiirrrrrmingham Age: 31 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 508 Rep Power: 77 Rep Level:	Dallo and his amazing expanding pants of doooooooooom! So i was like putting on my pants today and theyyyyy were like sooooooooo huuuuuge! seriously though they nearly fell off:O I've no idea whats going on there. things dont expand in the wash thats just stupid......so the only theory i have left is that sandra bullock or perhaps avril lavigne snuck into my bedroom and stole my pants and substituted some bigger ones so as not to overly alarm me i like criminals with consideration. theyre just soooooo sweet. like the milk tray man. i mean come on. he dresses up all in black, breaks into your house, gives you a heart attack, scares your family members, makes your cat fall off the windowsill onto a cactus...........but he leaves you a box of chocolates! sweet! mind you if he left me a box of milk tray id throw them back in his face and call the police. its thorntons for me or nothing at all lol! what was i talking about......ive forgotten. pants. oh yer! pants! ermm well there you go......im not sure what anyone is meant to reply to this i guess im just venting. i suppose if anyone has any interesting clothing related mishaps then i would luuuuurve to hear them. well, not lurrrve, im exaggerating. id be interested who am i kidding.....please tell me. im a freak. ID LOVE THEM oooooh hang on. does anyone have a favourite item of clothing? something, that if someone wrecked you might actually kill them-\| i do! its a shirt with a moose on it. you heard right....a moose go figure! Sumo San!

12-10-2005, 14:04	#3 (permalink)
Safi Respected Member Location: b'burn Age: 24 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 4,317 Rep Power: 161 Rep Level:	ok crazy person.....me tinks u ave mistakenly swaped ur pants wid santa, altho hes nt due he may ave bn on his test run wich he does do around dis tym of the yr, dint knw dat did ya? wel ive knwn clothes 2 shrink, lyk i made dis wicked red dres wid gold sequins n i wore it n nt onli did it run color n gt me whole family mad bt it shrunk n al n i ende up gvin me brand new dres 2 me cuz n im sure she dint wear it cuz i knw she dint appreciate it n dint knw the effort i put in2 it sewin n atachin bit 2 it! wel anoyin,,,,anyhoo wot i sugest is wen santa gets in2 twn or if u email him, ask him 2 swap his pants bak because surely he cnt get in2 urs! POWER CRAZY MOD!!! ME MOD!!! hypocrite! Help me Help u Help me e: safi[at]theasianplace[dot]net

12-10-2005, 14:10	#5 (permalink)
Safi Respected Member Location: b'burn Age: 24 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 4,317 Rep Power: 161 Rep Level:	its cald wash an wear dear! lol POWER CRAZY MOD!!! ME MOD!!! hypocrite! Help me Help u Help me e: safi[at]theasianplace[dot]net

12-10-2005, 14:17	#7 (permalink)
dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ Advanced Member Location: biiirrrrrmingham Age: 31 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 508 Rep Power: 77 Rep Level:	ooooooook lol! tazmania lady - im gonna buy you some anger management lessons for christmas methinks lol! it will be great! it will be like that film with billy crystal and robert deniro....analyze this. you cud have jolly japes together and you would get in many many hilarious scrapes and then someone will turn it into a film and you can have someone famous to play in the starring role if it was me id have joe pasquale complete with the squeaky voice. or george clooney. cos theyre really similar. and yes there is a moose on my shirt believe it or not. i have named him sir moose a lot. ur life is now complete safi lady - well arent you the genrous peson! i could never give my moose shirt to anyone........id be thinking about it all day. like a loved one. perhaps some sort of small puppy. or a rat. or some sort of creepy lizard. and by the way, you said santa surely cudnt get into my pants? thats pure filth. i dont think mrs santa would like him trying to get in my pants im gonna tell your mom on you. beware moooahahahhahaha (crap evil laugh). bet ur scared now lol banana lady - seriously girl! you gotta wash it. i can smell it from here lol! if you dont wash it im gonna come round and throw a cocktail of lenor and marmite on you dont ask why. i just will. cos its big and clever. and im not Sumo San!

12-10-2005, 14:18	#9 (permalink)
dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ Advanced Member Location: biiirrrrrmingham Age: 31 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 508 Rep Power: 77 Rep Level:	ooooooh mr sandman if its prada i seriously dont blame you. id pity the fool who wrecked a prada item of clothing. in fact the goverment should make new legislation about it. and bring back the death penalty lol sometimes if i buy something really expensive im scared to wear it in certain places. the people might hurt it. or something. scary! Sumo San! Last edited by dallo_da_man_wiv_da_; 12-10-2005 at 14:20.

12-10-2005, 14:03	#2 (permalink)
Tazmania Forum Addict! Location: :P Gender: Female Posts: 1,165 Rep Power: 81 Rep Level:	u are one anomoly arent ye? lol... ur funny.. btw..do u honeslty hav a moose on yer shirt? and my fave item of clothing would be my jilbaabz..if ne1 did nefin 2 em..i would RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT.. not that i'm aggressive or nowt..but..oh well...

12-10-2005, 14:04	#4 (permalink)
bananasuit Respected Member Location: sdqwas Gender: Female Country: Posts: 5,774 Rep Power: 187 Rep Level:	welll yea i figured dallooo but im goin to bite my tongue for once.... cus imm mad at u still GRRRR!! i have a favourite top and a favourite pair of shoes..... my shoes are purple pink and turquoise and if anythin ever happened to them id go mental.. n my top it hide all my bits i need to hide .. its a wrap over and i loveeee it i dont like to wash it incase anythin happens to it !! im not a dirty bitch i promise :P

12-10-2005, 14:15	#6 (permalink)
Mr Sandman Forum Addict! Location: Londonistan Age: 30 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 1,380 Rep Power: 87 Rep Level:	LOL dallo, that was amusing. I recall that milk tray advert. Mine would have to be my stone island long sleeve top or my prada shirt...only because they are relatively new, purposely dark in colour to avoid the mishap of colouring in the wash or get obvious signs of stains on them. Anyone tried wrecking them on purpose, it'd be game over for them

12-10-2005, 14:19	#10 (permalink)
Safi Respected Member Location: b'burn Age: 24 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 4,317 Rep Power: 161 Rep Level:	dallo wot ave u taken 2 day? ur off ur rocker! n sir moosa a lot! dats class lol n if u cn get in touch wid my mum tel er 2 giv me a ring....lol POWER CRAZY MOD!!! ME MOD!!! hypocrite! Help me Help u Help me e: safi[at]theasianplace[dot]net

12-10-2005, 14:19	#11 (permalink)
bananasuit Respected Member Location: sdqwas Gender: Female Country: Posts: 5,774 Rep Power: 187 Rep Level:	noooooooooooooooooooooooooo ill strangle ur moose....... doesnt that sound rude

12-10-2005, 14:25	#12 (permalink)
dallo_da_man_wiv_da_ Advanced Member Location: biiirrrrrmingham Age: 31 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 508 Rep Power: 77 Rep Level:	lol lickle mizz. its not a mouse its a moose. like them things with antlers. although now youve said that i want a mouse safi i think ive eaten far to much besan today. my sugar levels must be through the roof or something. actually cherry cola does taht to me to. its a bit freaky. and stop being cheeky or ill cry hehe lol. banana lady, you cant say you will strangle my moose. im very innocent and could take that in a terrible evil way. still made me laugh though. im so ashamed Sumo San! Last edited by dallo_da_man_wiv_da_; 12-10-2005 at 14:25.

12-10-2005, 14:26	#13 (permalink)
bananasuit Respected Member Location: sdqwas Gender: Female Country: Posts: 5,774 Rep Power: 187 Rep Level:	awww be proud somethin col didnt get :P ha ha

12-10-2005, 14:29	#14 (permalink)
Englaand di billo Loyal Member Location: in Bobs land Age: 20 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 2,549 Rep Power: 123 Rep Level:	HAHAHHAHAHA o my dayzzz this thread iz bloody hilarious!! jus cum bak 4m college walkin hme wen it was pissin dwn with rain ok, i dont hav a fave item of clothin, i fall in love with somthinn in the shop window, buy it, nd thn as i open my wardrobe EVERYDAY, itz in frnt of me, i soon gt sik of it! i thort i luvd my pink jumper iz sooooooooooooooooo sexi and cute and gorjus!! but itz gettin borin nw, so i say anotha trip 2 gud ol broadmead! or even mall here i cum! nd dallo, lay off the besan huni I NEED A SIG................. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OsdD43Q3mOc

12-10-2005, 14:30	#15 (permalink)
Safi Respected Member Location: b'burn Age: 24 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 4,317 Rep Power: 161 Rep Level:	dallo dnt cry, we wudnt want dat altho mayb u cud use those pants 2 cry in2, put them 2 sum use! lol POWER CRAZY MOD!!! ME MOD!!! hypocrite! Help me Help u Help me e: safi[at]theasianplace[dot]net

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