Man-Flu: The truth behind the Myth - The Asian Place - Desi Forum

Nero_Angelo · 07-12-2008, 09:35

For those of you that thought it was some sort of urban legend, a myth... I am here to tell you all how you are so very wrong...
I have first hand experience of the Man flu, wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M SUFFERING FROM IT!
Symptoms include; Runny nose, sore throat (The plus to this is that I sound like Barry White when I sing), Headaches, Fever, hillucinations (I had one of George Clooney coming into my room naked with a paddle), extreme anger and then back to a mellow state of mind (This could be due to the half bottle of cough syrup) and of course... Feeling sorry for ones self all day long.
The "changing" is quite similar to that of vampires... Like vampires need to feed off of a person (drinking blood when they are turned), the man flu attacks its victim quite similarly in a sense that the infected must feed off of sympathy and hugs... and not unlike vampires the infected is only able to move in darkness or risk getting sore eyes.
So there you have it ladies n gents... The man-flu... it is very real indeed

xxMINAxx · 07-12-2008, 09:53

LOL.....
Aww..u cute thing u!
Get over up North u Southern softie!
Make a real man outta ya!

Lucy · 07-12-2008, 10:12

yea poor u eh

wrap up warm

(drama queen) ( * ) ( * )

xxMINAxx · 07-12-2008, 10:36

I've taken advantage & had my wicked way with him...now he's allllllllllll better...

LuBz · 07-12-2008, 10:48

Lolll. Get over it mate

Nero_Angelo · 07-12-2008, 13:35

Mina... You wait until I get my hands on you... I'm going to... do stuff to you....
LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!! American Dad... " Weird stuff..... Butt stuff"... Mina made me all better, she gave me cold compress with a brick and checked my temp with a knife... now I'm right as rain.. *Gulp* You womens do not understand the true power of the man-flu... so mock me now... but one day, when your chromosomes change... and you get man flu... we'll see who's laughing then... We'll see!!!

Axii · 07-12-2008, 14:21

what you described above there my dear friend nero angelo is not at all manly...in fact its quite the opposite now..

MAN UP and quit whining..

i joke..wrap up warm and make yeeself a nice cuppa coca..

get well soon pippin

Nero_Angelo · 07-12-2008, 15:02

I know =( I'm not really a man... I'm new breed of... stuff... butt stuff.... I think I might use that until it looses it's goodyness...
Axii Sashiburi dana, honto ni kawaii~ ja ne.... Sugoi >_~
"Axii, it's been a while, you look really cute... very good "winking face""
How have you been? 'tis been a while, may how you've grown... You got a beard and everything =| My eyes are all messed up!!! =( Damn George Cloony

xxMINAxx · 07-12-2008, 17:49

I must wait till you get your hands on me...?
That's poor show that....I woulda thought you would be here by now...
Besides, now you're all better thanks to me..you my dear, owe me..

Cheeky_Princess · 07-12-2008, 18:48

So is man flu contiguous?

Nowonder we been miles apart lately! looking out for me?

PaKi PwInCeSs · 07-12-2008, 19:44

Wrap up warm..
Snuggle up in bed..
Drink loooads off water & Lemonsip..

& Mr so called MAN will get well..

Ta Da.. SORTED!

Rab C Nesbit · 08-12-2008, 01:48

*snortles*
Bless.
It's cute that you actually think there's such a thing called Man Flu.
Do you want your blankie?

Axii · 08-12-2008, 12:59

Originally Posted by Nero_Angelo

I know =( I'm not really a man... I'm new breed of... stuff... butt stuff.... I think I might use that until it looses it's goodyness...
Axii Sashiburi dana, honto ni kawaii~ ja ne.... Sugoi >_~
"Axii, it's been a while, you look really cute... very good "winking face""
How have you been? 'tis been a while, may how you've grown... You got a beard and everything =| My eyes are all messed up!!! =( Damn George Cloony

KONICHIWAA TO YOURself ALso

i have grown a beard, you are quite right...im still in bed..think i may get up now and have a shave..with it beign eid and all..

nothings wrong your eyes..you jus need to open em

you feelin any better?

Nero_Angelo · 08-12-2008, 13:05

Lol... I'm always good toots ^.^ I was banned from leaving my room in case the rest of my family got it... so they locked my room door from the outside... I asked: "Mum what if there's a fire, i'll burn to death"
Mum replied: "Well.... Oh well" ¬.¬ Loving family huh? lol
For those non believers... Man-flu is very realy... just like aids... I thought aids was made up to stop people from procreating due to all the chavs living off of benefit... Lawl... time to celebrate Eid in my room by myself (and I'm all dressed up too)

PaKi PwInCeSs · 08-12-2008, 13:36

^ Aww ill come through ur window & deliver u some food..

07-12-2008, 09:35	#1 (permalink)
Nero_Angelo Advanced Member Location: London Age: 25 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 637 My Mood: Rep Power: 44 Rep Level:	Man-Flu: The truth behind the Myth For those of you that thought it was some sort of urban legend, a myth... I am here to tell you all how you are so very wrong... I have first hand experience of the Man flu, wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M SUFFERING FROM IT! Symptoms include; Runny nose, sore throat (The plus to this is that I sound like Barry White when I sing), Headaches, Fever, hillucinations (I had one of George Clooney coming into my room naked with a paddle), extreme anger and then back to a mellow state of mind (This could be due to the half bottle of cough syrup) and of course... Feeling sorry for ones self all day long. The "changing" is quite similar to that of vampires... Like vampires need to feed off of a person (drinking blood when they are turned), the man flu attacks its victim quite similarly in a sense that the infected must feed off of sympathy and hugs... and not unlike vampires the infected is only able to move in darkness or risk getting sore eyes. So there you have it ladies n gents... The man-flu... it is very real indeed *Nero Angelo* *"He who angers you controls you"* *"We sweat in training, they bleed in combat"* *"Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day"*

07-12-2008, 10:12	#3 (permalink)
Lucy Banned Location: no where Age: 21 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 12,621 My Mood: Rep Power: 0 Rep Level:	yea poor u eh wrap up warm (drama queen) ( * ) ( * ) double standards forum bav thnks shes a god!!!

07-12-2008, 10:48	#5 (permalink)
LuBz Respected Member Location: Bleh Gender: Female Country: Posts: 8,180 My Mood: Rep Power: 335 Rep Level:	Lolll. Get over it mate [14:16] Zero: nah, I prefer pink stilettos not red.

07-12-2008, 13:35	#6 (permalink)
Nero_Angelo Advanced Member Location: London Age: 25 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 637 My Mood: Rep Power: 44 Rep Level:	Mina... You wait until I get my hands on you... I'm going to... do stuff to you.... LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!! American Dad... " Weird stuff..... Butt stuff"... Mina made me all better, she gave me cold compress with a brick and checked my temp with a knife... now I'm right as rain.. Gulp You womens do not understand the true power of the man-flu... so mock me now... but one day, when your chromosomes change... and you get man flu... we'll see who's laughing then... We'll see!!! *Nero Angelo* *"He who angers you controls you"* *"We sweat in training, they bleed in combat"* *"Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day"*

07-12-2008, 14:21	#7 (permalink)
Axii Loyal Member Location: EAST London Baby!!! Age: 23 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 3,980 I have 3 Blog Entries Rep Power: 222 Rep Level:	what you described above there my dear friend nero angelo is not at all manly...in fact its quite the opposite now.. MAN UP and quit whining.. i joke..wrap up warm and make yeeself a nice cuppa coca.. get well soon pippin Hey Miss Fatteh Fatteh why you err mhurrderrr?? lovuhdah way you twist and you tuuuurnerr.. LOVE YOU bABY XX TINY POPS 4 LYF Yo'!

07-12-2008, 15:02	#8 (permalink)
Nero_Angelo Advanced Member Location: London Age: 25 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 637 My Mood: Rep Power: 44 Rep Level:	I know =( I'm not really a man... I'm new breed of... stuff... butt stuff.... I think I might use that until it looses it's goodyness... Axii Sashiburi dana, honto ni kawaii~ ja ne.... Sugoi >_~ "Axii, it's been a while, you look really cute... very good "winking face"" How have you been? 'tis been a while, may how you've grown... You got a beard and everything =\| My eyes are all messed up!!! =( Damn George Cloony *Nero Angelo* *"He who angers you controls you"* *"We sweat in training, they bleed in combat"* *"Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day"*

07-12-2008, 18:48	#10 (permalink)
Cheeky_Princess Respected Member Location: East London Age: 18 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 9,066 I have 18 Blog Entries Rep Power: 373 Rep Level:	So is man flu contiguous? Nowonder we been miles apart lately! looking out for me? Last edited by Cheeky_Princess; 07-12-2008 at 18:48.

07-12-2008, 19:44	#11 (permalink)
PaKi PwInCeSs Respected Member Location: . Gender: Female Country: Posts: 7,869 My Mood: I have 15 Blog Entries Rep Power: 311 Rep Level:	Wrap up warm.. Snuggle up in bed.. Drink loooads off water & Lemonsip.. & Mr so called MAN will get well.. Ta Da.. SORTED! 'A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.' - Marilyn Monroe

08-12-2008, 01:48	#12 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,916 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	snortles Bless. It's cute that you actually think there's such a thing called Man Flu. Do you want your blankie? I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

08-12-2008, 13:05	#14 (permalink)
Nero_Angelo Advanced Member Location: London Age: 25 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 637 My Mood: Rep Power: 44 Rep Level:	Lol... I'm always good toots ^.^ I was banned from leaving my room in case the rest of my family got it... so they locked my room door from the outside... I asked: "Mum what if there's a fire, i'll burn to death" Mum replied: "Well.... Oh well" ¬.¬ Loving family huh? lol For those non believers... Man-flu is very realy... just like aids... I thought aids was made up to stop people from procreating due to all the chavs living off of benefit... Lawl... time to celebrate Eid in my room by myself (and I'm all dressed up too) *Nero Angelo* *"He who angers you controls you"* *"We sweat in training, they bleed in combat"* *"Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day"*

08-12-2008, 13:36	#15 (permalink)
PaKi PwInCeSs Respected Member Location: . Gender: Female Country: Posts: 7,869 My Mood: I have 15 Blog Entries Rep Power: 311 Rep Level:	^ Aww ill come through ur window & deliver u some food.. 'A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.' - Marilyn Monroe

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