My knickers got Taxed! - The Asian Place - Desi Forum

incredible · 13-05-2009, 23:30

SOMEONE'S NICKED MY KNICKERS

Someone's nicked my knickers
And I just want them back.
If I find out who's nicked them
I'll give them such a smack.

I left them in my top drawer
So they would be easy to find.
I can't go out 'til I find them -
Not with a bare behind!

I've looked in my wardrobe
From the bottom to the top,
I've looked behind my radiator
Where I found an old green sock.

Oh, who has nicked my knickers?
Just where could they have gone?
Wait! I've just remembered...
This morning, I put them on!

kuzko · 13-05-2009, 23:54

. where do you find such a thing mr.

*pan*

incredible · 13-05-2009, 23:55

I'm a Poet and I didn't Know it

Rab C Nesbit · 14-05-2009, 13:36

Sounds like a very talented school student wrote that.
I hope they atleast received a sticker or certificate for that kind of work.

Evil_Genious · 14-05-2009, 20:50

Here they are:

$xy $onz · 14-05-2009, 20:55

haha lolz nice poem very poetic indeed

nice pic EG

Evil_Genious · 14-05-2009, 21:09

"Where the hell are my underpants
dissapeared so under my pants
my cock flaps about and my balls hang low
coz without underpants I go commando"

LOL.

$xy $onz · 14-05-2009, 21:13

lolzz haha now dats jus tooooo much tut tut

we got tooo many dirty poets on ere

Lancashire · 14-05-2009, 21:43

Is it normal for Asian men to wear women's knickers?

incredible · 14-05-2009, 23:42

you should know Lancashire

13-05-2009, 23:30	#1 (permalink)
incredible Loyal Member Location: Yorks Gender: Male Country: Posts: 2,621 My Mood: Rep Power: 131 Rep Level:	My knickers got Taxed! SOMEONE'S NICKED MY KNICKERS Someone's nicked my knickers And I just want them back. If I find out who's nicked them I'll give them such a smack. I left them in my top drawer So they would be easy to find. I can't go out 'til I find them - Not with a bare behind! I've looked in my wardrobe From the bottom to the top, I've looked behind my radiator Where I found an old green sock. Oh, who has nicked my knickers? Just where could they have gone? Wait! I've just remembered... This morning, I put them on! Please Recycle this post and Save a Tree. Save a post, Save a Tree, Save your Sanity!!! Save a Post >> and >>Go Green GOOD LUCK TO MY MAN DAVID GAYLE!

13-05-2009, 23:54	#2 (permalink)
kuzko Member Location: Brummy Age: 21 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 375 My Mood: Rep Power: 24 Rep Level:	. where do you find such a thing mr. pan KiSs KiSs KiSs KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KUZKO

13-05-2009, 23:55	#3 (permalink)
incredible Loyal Member Location: Yorks Gender: Male Country: Posts: 2,621 My Mood: Rep Power: 131 Rep Level:	I'm a Poet and I didn't Know it Please Recycle this post and Save a Tree. Save a post, Save a Tree, Save your Sanity!!! Save a Post >> and >>Go Green GOOD LUCK TO MY MAN DAVID GAYLE!

14-05-2009, 13:36	#4 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,909 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	Sounds like a very talented school student wrote that. I hope they atleast received a sticker or certificate for that kind of work. I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

14-05-2009, 20:50	#5 (permalink)
Evil_Genious Loyal Member Location: The Future Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,293 My Mood: Rep Power: 503 Rep Level:	Here they are: But I know what He'll say when He hears my calls 'you lived by desire, now you die by the sword'

14-05-2009, 20:55	#6 (permalink)
$xy $onz Respected Member Location: A.Y Age: 22 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 7,202 Rep Power: 234 Rep Level:	haha lolz nice poem very poetic indeed nice pic EG

14-05-2009, 21:09	#7 (permalink)
Evil_Genious Loyal Member Location: The Future Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,293 My Mood: Rep Power: 503 Rep Level:	"Where the hell are my underpants dissapeared so under my pants my cock flaps about and my balls hang low coz without underpants I go commando" LOL. But I know what He'll say when He hears my calls 'you lived by desire, now you die by the sword' Last edited by Evil_Genious; 14-05-2009 at 21:09.

14-05-2009, 21:13	#8 (permalink)
$xy $onz Respected Member Location: A.Y Age: 22 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 7,202 Rep Power: 234 Rep Level:	lolzz haha now dats jus tooooo much tut tut we got tooo many dirty poets on ere

14-05-2009, 21:43	#9 (permalink)
Lancashire Advanced Member Location: Lancashire Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 801 My Mood: Rep Power: 61 Rep Level:	Is it normal for Asian men to wear women's knickers?

14-05-2009, 23:42	#10 (permalink)
incredible Loyal Member Location: Yorks Gender: Male Country: Posts: 2,621 My Mood: Rep Power: 131 Rep Level:	you should know Lancashire Please Recycle this post and Save a Tree. Save a post, Save a Tree, Save your Sanity!!! Save a Post >> and >>Go Green GOOD LUCK TO MY MAN DAVID GAYLE!

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