Standard Bollywood Dialogues

[fezzy]

lool these are so true:

The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "


* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."


* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"


* " Raam Raam kaaka"


* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "


* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"


* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"



* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"


Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"


* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"



these are my fave ones

[fezzy]

another one:

Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"

[D351-GUND4M]

'Meh Tumsei Pyar Kar Ti Hu?

[Guji-Ji]

lol I liked that.

[navee]

"tum jaise kuttey to mei nashte liye khaata hu!"

"abbey tum kuttey khaatey ho?"

[D351-GUND4M]

'abeh ohloh (cant spell that word) keh pateh'