Just for fun

[FATE]

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

* Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but
I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

* Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


* Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko
kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

* Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri
galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

* It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

* Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se
lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
without fear n very clear


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-Gum ho jaati hai.