is your dad bin laden coz u is da bomb.
rofl.
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is your dad bin laden coz u is da bomb.
rofl.
Something Funny. Happened last weekend.
So im waiting for my friends out side a kebab place after a night out. Smoking. This rude boy wannabe asian guy approaches me..
'Do you need a lighter?'
Me : 'No im lit.Cheers.'
He replies : ' So what you saying?
Me ' Sorry?'
Him ' What u saying init! Im buff your buff ,Lets go'
I just laugh and turn my back to him.
He walks round to my face
'Don't be shy. Ill give you a ride home.
I just found the whole thing amusing so i laughed in his face. And he goes ' You
wont be laughing when i rape you in the alley'
I was kinda shocked.So replied' Jog on before i get him to fuck you in the butt' pointed at my mate.
My mate thought i was just having a convo with this wanker so he smiled and waved HAHAHAH! It was so funny!
The guy was like 'Fuck this'
hahah hilarious.
The End.
^ LOL!
My one usually is ' Oh your names Priya, i love that name i've always dreamt of being with a Priya...'
Then im meant to be flattered. hmph.
wanna come to my house and play battleship... Ill show u my destroyer.
Were u raised on a farm? U good at raising cocks.
If u were a door.. Id slam u all day long.
Hey babe wanna play lion lion? u go kneel in that corner and ill throw u my meat. Ggrr.
^hahaha
Lol marni those are pretty good u knw! :D
lol Marni is an original don of pulling on these boards
'how u doin'
I'm kool but don't swing that way, sorry homie.
ohh i hate the guys that use indian song lyrics hahah
i mean i dont mind u dedicating a song to me but dnt be sneaky and try make a song lyric your own :D
Me: Are you doing any fireworks tonight?
Him: No, I pulled my pataka yesterday. Incase you didn't click on, you're my pataka!
Not really a chat up line. More like one of the worst peoples to get chatted up by
(if thats what he was trying to do.)
Because you cant really ignore a police officer :oh
This was like two years ago or so. This middle aged Asian police man in Birmingham randomly started a convo with me in fish an chippy.
He heard me order.
And then randomly goes.
"You have a really nice accent. Where you from? London?"..........
I was like....."errm. nope."
"30mins drive from here" :,"
I was trying to look other way and ignore, because sister and mum were waiting right outside chippy in car. Mum was staring through car window at me suspiciously :,
Didnt look at him for another 3 mins or so. and when I did look his way again.
He smiles an goes. "Ahh so. You indian then?"
Again I was like "No."
"Bengali."
He looked shocked for some reason. An said "seriously, you dont look bengali"
I just halfsmiled thinking "wtf" and looked the other way again.....
The only reason I was talking to him was cause he had his uniform on :oh
Was packed with people in chippy. Felt so uncomfortable because mum was still staring.... :oh
Then.
again.
he goes "So you come here often. to visit family or summin?"
Just then my food came, So I said "yeah visit family." and quickly walked out with chips before he could ask me anything else........ :oh
Didnt look back.
..........Maybe he was just being friendly?
(even tho I was trying hard to give him the hint I dont really wanna talk)
OR
Maybe.
I looked suspiciously like one of the wanted posters he must have seen that morning.....
I'l never know ~)
lol @ "you dont look bengali" :rolleyes:
Whats bengali people got I havnt?? :oh
Stupid.
"will you wank me now? or shall i wank myself later?
just tell em straight bend over