this ones for rizo lolz
Chuck Norris is THE MAN, he invented practically everything known to man..... so this thread should be used to appreciate him and his abilities
pls don't be shy to share.....
here are some quotes from other users of the internet, who appreciate what Chuck Norris has done for human beings
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Umm, Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight...
The knife lost.
Chuck Norris is also probably, most likely your moma's pimp
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
when chuck norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
nobody can survive within a 5 metre radius around chuck norris, many have tried but no one has lived to tell the tale
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris can only be followed (tailed) upto a maximum of 3mins
Chuck Norris doesnt know where you were born, but he does know where youll die.
Chuck Norris was born with his beard and it hasn't grown since
chuck norris is so fearless that he runs across the freeway whilst holding a pair of scissors
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
chuck norris once beat up a muel in a kicks only fight
chuck norris is so tough that he uses his bare hands to hammer nails
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
When the fight starts, Chuck Norris doesn't touch gloves, he kicks face
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