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  1. 16-02-2006, 06:05 #1
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    Default Dr Evilz jokez

    Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
    A. One Post, two Globes, and many TimesBellydance



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  2. 16-02-2006, 06:10 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by M4RN1
    Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
    A. One Post, two Globes, and many TimesBellydance

    Y r guyz like cement?
    Bcoz 1nce dey get laid...it takes a wile 4 dem 2 get hard...
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  3. 16-02-2006, 06:15 #3
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    Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
    A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.



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  4. 16-02-2006, 10:22 #4
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    Lol look at u both! And woah Marni that last one was a stinger ...Ouch!
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  5. 16-02-2006, 21:20 #5
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    lol nice jokes guyz xxxxxxxxxxx

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    ouch both of u....

    OMG De Ja Vu, No! it's INCEPTION!!!

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    yo marni, sounds like u havin a bad day!i bakya case up man
    whats the difference between pms and mad cow disease.............absolutely nothing! hahaha
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    Men r like buses...They cum every 10 minz...

    [Perfect 4 sum1 like me who borez eazily...]

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    Cool :)

    Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
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  10. 22-02-2006, 04:18 #10
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    Red face Yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoGzY_PiE
    Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
    I agree wit dat...
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  12. 22-02-2006, 04:19 #12
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    Wink hmmm

    Women are never wrong. Apologising is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoGzY_PiE
    A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
    in utha words...PERFECTLY FINE!
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    what's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
    u can negotiate with a terrorist.
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    Men r like copiers...good 4 reproduction...n dass it...
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