little help..

**Iroquois Pliskin** · 14-01-2009, 03:55

a coursework question, fairly easy, see what you guys make of it.

Your friend anne peter have sent you a letter inviting you to have a meal at there new home, unfortunately you cannot go.

explain why ya cant go.
suggest another time u can go
thank them for their invite..

its all gravy rele but ya gotta come up with 60 words for this crap. my mind is blank

discuss.

**neo_** · 14-01-2009, 04:04

Hi Anne. id just like to start by telling you how lovely you look and smell *kisses her* and taste today. here's a tenner for you. its for lending me a tenner in the future. nice weather btw. so anyway. my whole family died yesterday in a plane crash. so i'm afraid i cannot make ur dinner as i will be busy at home, all alone, in the dark, sobbing uncontrollably, contemplating suicide. i can make it in about 4 years time when i am finally past the greiving and if i am still alive. i hope you can understand this. you can't? well fuck yourself then bitch. careful how you cross the road on your way home. people sometimes get 'run over'. and careful how you sleep tonight. sometimes pillows end up on their face and end up suffocating them.

thanks for the invite tho.

**shelim** · 14-01-2009, 04:05

Dear anne,

Many thanks for the invite to celebrate your new home here, unfortunately i cannot attend this time as i have to visit my god son on this day and hopefully we can rearrange a time to have lunch. i;ve checed my calendar and how does next weekend sound? hope to here from you soon. once again thank you for the invite.

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man i can type some bulshit at times... loooool... only did this beacuase im bored.. now off to CSS

**mani** · 14-01-2009, 04:41

i think neo's was slightly more appropriate though i'm not saying shelim's is wrong or anything

i jus tthink neo's was more to the point.

**Enchantress** · 14-01-2009, 14:22

Hey Annie, congrats on the new place, can't wait to see it, and you!

Unfortunately I can't make it next tuesday, that's the day I have to go into surgery for my gender conversion... I'm so excited, it's the final step before I can make everyone realise I was meant to be born a man, and they can see how I've always felt on the inside.

So, the recovery time they've estimated is around 6 weeks, I figure we can meet up after that... I can see your new place, you can see the new me, and I can finally, after 10 years, tell you how I truly feel about you

Take care and we'll speak soon

Love, Francesca (soon to be Frank)

Wihihihi