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    Default Rhyme a Day

    Put a little verse in, be it 4 bars, 6 bars, 10 bars etc. however long you want it for the type of day your having, what's gone on in the day, something your looking forward to etc.

    can be jokey, serious, whatever, just put your thoughts down

    e.g.

    ermm sumut quick about today.......


    I've been sitting, chillin on my ass all day
    My seats got an imprint of my ass o.k
    Cos I cancelled my plans of going away
    So next week is nothing but blank for me

    Was meant to reach my target end of next week
    Sumut popped up like a police target on beat
    Felt like a boxer who's stunned on his feet
    Couldn't see nothing but still stung back like a bee




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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    Been shitty boring day
    nothing happenin, nothing to say
    well wait hey

    i was watching tupac thug angel and some ross,
    caught some goss with ross
    found out pac didn't like to wash
    thought oh gosh
    man i need some dosh

    lol so crappy but that was fun


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    looll ^^ classic one guji......haha didnt know you had rapping skills....
    u beat me in every way...... i cant rap...so i aint even gonna try....

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    keep it goin, don't comment unless you guna put a rhyme in lol




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    woke in the moring and asked myself,
    is work worth going to, do i want the wealth...
    im tired of waking up even worse, i aint slept for days my eyes hurt so much...

    bus drive gives a shit about my oyster,
    get to work early and the bitches aint here yet,
    im tired of being early to work,
    when the bastards dont turn up....


    THE END... lol

    jokes

    P.S reminds me of a song i've heard before haha ;p
    Last edited by shelim; 27-04-2009 at 01:55.

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    AP sex tape bitch this more than the trailer
    I exit on each stroke then jam in the center
    ass too mouth you choke, I make you gag ho
    fast to bounce when the ball bag light so
    this ain't no love no, this jus sex bitch
    as I'm done, on the phone call Rab C Sexbit
    'yo lesbo bring your friend dyke'
    next thing got one gettin blowed right
    other one tounge to the titt fight
    jack shaft, on my thigh gimmi love bites.....







    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    Ah! Love bites on the thighs.
    Yum.

    I don't think I should even bother with this,
    I could attempt to rap and attempt to rhyme,
    but, people are always going to hate and diss.
    So, what's the point in wasting my time?
    I am Confidence and Insecurity.

    Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

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    this swine flu is behind you
    keep hidden or it will find you
    not trying to blind you
    but people are dying too

    the worries come in scurries
    all at one time in flurries
    mind goes cold like mcflurries
    do I panic or deal with these worries




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    Damn I need to revise
    before its too late and i realise
    that im not as wise as i thought i was
    not gonna rise like i thought i was
    reach them highs and go to aus..

    lol that was a shit ending.


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    now this is a story all about how,
    i missed my train and my days fucked up now
    so i'd like to take a minute so sit right there
    and tell you how i woke up late, and am now typing this right here....

    last night i went for a jog and some sparring too
    shit load of dogs in the park, what the fuck do i do
    so start my jog and step on some poo
    fuckin dogs behind me, and me running like a fool

    i thought climb up a tree so they'll leave me alone,
    fucking barking and jumping, bitches wont run along...
    if anything i thought this jog was so shit...
    then i thought ahh fuck im heading home in a bit...

    loooooooooooooooooooool

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    LOOL shelim!! hahaha a lil inspiration from a certain programme called fresh prince hahaha

    watch! ill come up with one!! coming soonnn

    to a thread near you...

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    stop spammin you spoon
    come up with a rap so soon
    or i'll stomp on you like armstrong on the moon


    lmao @ climbing up a tree
    Last edited by Spider Pig; 28-04-2009 at 15:23.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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    Painting my bros room whilst he works
    Climbed the ladder pulled a muscle now my crotch hurts
    Rubbing crotch to make better, but bitch on monitor making me squirt
    1 tissue wasn't enough, 2 made it a sponge, 3 made me cum quick, 4 made my dick reverT



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    ROFLMAO mojojojo


    inspirations from society, words come out like ideologies
    making statements, like bullets being shot from gang rivalries
    this is my second rhyme a day today
    thread getting hot with inspiration from the media
    got too many ideas, what to choose so many criterias....
    Last edited by shelim; 28-04-2009 at 15:43.

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    Spider pig I dare you
    Come and try and you get smashed through
    Spin a web go on I challenge you
    O wait your just a pig that only know how to doo-doo!

    Leaving footprints on the ceiling
    Wtf? Is that supposed to scare me?
    Ill have that pig roasted from the bottom to the top
    So no way are your raps gonna win anything!!



    i made my debut im happy!

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