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    So much bullshit I gotta sift,
    Haters cant accept my gift,
    Wanna cause a rift,
    Pee themselves if I was with them in a lift,
    This is no love story like Taylor Swift,
    Once you catch my whiff,
    I see how you shift like you need a shit,
    Hide your woman like I want it,
    Ugly bitch it's her thats after the dick...


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    I'm gonna cheat and come for another verse,
    What you gonna do about it,
    Shout and curse?
    Fuck you, I'm chilling in your mother's hearse,
    You thinking 'Woah guj never went that far,
    He talking about sexin a dead body in a funeral car'
    Well I guess you don't know me that well,
    If I'm arrested I don't opt for bail, Fuck Jail,
    Rather follow the trail to go straight to hell,
    Cos when you talk people think 'Turd',
    When I open my mouth they scream 'Werd',
    Watch this space, might be back for a 3rd...


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    LOOOL shiit guji smacked it. None of ours compares to that. Being clever is the way to wrtiing lyrics.
    Last edited by StyLeZ; 16-02-2010 at 18:48.

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    or just go to rhymezone. lol




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    Listened to one rap tune and dude thinks he knows bars.
    Thinking his rhymes will get him bitches and cars
    Try step up to me and you'll see stars.
    I swear you think your on track?
    Mans so far out he's further than mars.
    These niggas aint from the 80's.
    Aint noone that can draw the ladies
    Better Than me.
    So fix up and then decree
    Whether you think ur on this level, bitch puhleez.
    Last edited by Zero; 16-02-2010 at 19:42.

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    damn lol.




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    If this is life you can keep it
    what I sew I seem to never reap it
    kinda sick but this always gets me
    maybe theres reason why babies come outa pussies
    its out the puss and into the shitter
    born in hell die and go to hell again
    coz what can you be sure of when you see him?
    that you'll have to pay for each and every little sin
    but if given the chance, surely like I you would question him
    why I gotta pay for something that you put me in?
    why everything I go for always escapes my grasp
    why everything I put my effort in seems to never last
    why wasn't I given help at times when I asked
    why I gotta sin to alleviate depression's clasp
    read between the lines, you might see I'm a lot weaker
    than what I say, you might think I'ma shit speaker
    but you might realise I'm troubled if you look deeper
    if life is a bitch, then that bitch is a damn cheater
    making other dudes happy while promising me shit
    saying 'one day you can have me, with you I'll be with'
    so I show patience hoping that she honours it
    but she'll sell me to death first time he asks for it
    so all the others and that bitch I'll treat equal
    if life is this shit that's what I expect from the sequal
    why blasphemise - why do I be so pessimistic
    coz every bus I ever ran for I always missed it
    cup is half full and it's filled with piss too
    and even if you get used to the taste of it
    the shit you gotta eat with it will kill you
    Last edited by Evil_Genious; 16-02-2010 at 20:46.

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    ^deeeeep stuff man, reallly good.


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    Just whatever. Cant sleep. Gonna type as I go along

    Hospital nurses and all my friends say this is not a time for weakness but for strength,
    The support, I adore, but It’s been months since I’ve slept before four, so I need to vent
    My eyes are in drought, I highly doubt you’d understand, unless you’ve been dealt the same hand
    See, I never let my tears flow, ‘Hope’ has been a no show, and I don’t want him to know
    My heart sinks heavily, temples thumping, what if our life steadily fades into nothing
    I can’t falter or lose my centre, at the thought of his pain or when he loses his temper
    I know it’s not worth an ounce at all to whine, so fuck it I’m gone, just seen the time

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    ^Wow, that was amazing, really very good.

    Here if you ever need an ear QB...


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    yeah QB that's one of the best in here in terms of putting feelings into words

    been through something slightly similar with my pops and hospital so know some of the feelings
    Last edited by Spider Pig; 19-02-2010 at 12:32.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero View Post
    Listened to one rap tune and dude thinks he knows bars.
    Thinking his rhymes will get him bitches and cars
    Try step up to me and you'll see stars.
    I swear you think your on track?
    Mans so far out he's further than mars.
    These niggas aint from the 80's.
    Aint noone that can draw the ladies
    Better Than me.
    So fix up and then decree
    Whether you think ur on this level, bitch puhleez.
    lool you guna get sand snitchers on your case for dropping the n-bomb

    black epic beard man guna fuk you up, he's out there somewhere




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    Thanks Guji and SPig, it helped, kinda, ought to do it more often...

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    some Eminem kill a bitch type shit

    damn who would a knew, i'd fall for a slut like you
    now ima have to beat you up with your own shoe
    dont tut, keep your mouth shut or i'll cut you slut
    and slice your butt up like a slice from pizza hut
    to say that i hate you would be an understatement
    wanna burn up your loose cunt with a burning blunt
    leave you bruised and battered from ceramic bricks
    bitch you ain't even that slick, trick swallow my sick,
    now i'ma make you a new cocktail, using your vomit
    plus my own shit mixed with the acne from your zits
    ima ditch you now bitch, i don't need you like a visa
    aint a diva like Eva, i'ma open you up with a cleaver
    so this is domestic violence? then let go outdoors
    let me show pedestrians how to be cut up whores
    slit you bit by bit, snap you body like kit kat bits
    make you eat my shit, don't throw an epileptic fit
    Last edited by Tariq2009; 20-02-2010 at 01:41.

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    whether sexing or bussin out soon after
    ain't no question in both I burn rubber
    though when you meet me you see a Pakistani
    every thing you learn about me is in complete irony
    Evil Genious, penis hanging out the Y fronts
    you know you want me bitch so don't you even front
    ball bag uneven one side hangs a little lower
    but it dont affect the licka shot power
    thats shits still remains a flamethrower
    and I eat mangoes all day so my cum sweet
    tounge kiss the very first time we ever meet
    dissapear into a bedroom for a whole week
    then exit eyes squintin at the sun, all weak
    few days later another girl another room
    vibrator in the anal, penile in the womb
    doggin it, one hand goin under on the titty
    then vibrator out and its cock in the shitty
    slap your butt while you finger the clitty
    when the times is up I fill the breaks swiftly
    toss you over, tounge piece in the nitty gritty
    'I like the way you work it, no diggety'
    dick banana curved up toward the ceiling
    'you damn bastard' is what she keeps screamin
    driving deep on every stroke she's creaming
    down from the chest to belly sweat streamin'
    the sex this good, no bitch you ain't dreamin'
    now its time for round three and
    bring a friend maybe two or three and
    tag team royal rumble wrestle on me damn
    one hoe lickin my toes
    one hoe lickin my bowls (balls)
    and one hoe on my asshole
    my head tilted back I'm high as a mutherfuck
    eyes wide open I'm started like a young buck
    I don't even feel nuthing I'm so fucked
    Bukake three faces while they lap it up
    then watch them lick it off each others faces
    cum stretchin off tounges like shoe laces
    pubic hair all stuck in tooth braces
    shit damn this verse gettin sick B
    but that ain't nothin EG one sick B
    ain't scared of goin in where the shit be
    pack it back where the belly bee
    harder the slaps the bigger the jelly be
    secret cam in the corner where the telly be
    beats is in the deck playin R Kelly B
    but instead of piss I shit on your tummy B
    you'll never wash that shit off you smelly B
    Last edited by Evil_Genious; 20-02-2010 at 19:02.

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