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    there's a thread for battle rap if your callin me out
    I got your bitches sex on tap and my dick in her mouth
    your suffering from piles so how the fuck you got stylez
    wanabe eminem so he started to run 8 miles
    I'll be ruthless and concise
    check your avy for the only bird in your life




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    woke up in the morning...took a number 2
    turned the tv on...switched it to the news
    people all over panicking over swine flu
    this aint nothin special i jus wanted to rhyme too



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    stylez you dug your own grave, the first 2 bars ended your life... lol

    OMG De Ja Vu, No! it's INCEPTION!!!

    Simple rule.. TS asks you.. You don't ask TS..

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    Spider spider take a chill!
    I weren’t on no battle rap, so go have that chill pill
    U spun your web but don’t get it in a twist
    Im here to have fun
    no need to pull out your virtual fist

    lol shelim my barz u knw....man i aint no mc

    as for my ryhme a day.......... hmmm lemme think...

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    I might be a guy and a pig
    but you like men, you have a guy in your sig
    I'm kool I don't hate, were from the same race
    yeh I spray my web, but all over your face

    Im not into e-beef im kool with you kid
    I had my top screwed but you lifted the lid
    this is all jokes, no seriousness shit
    stop wasting time and rhyme what you did




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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    loll fkin genius lyrics....man i already told you i cant rap to save a life....i gave it a try...and only reason i *lifted your lid* is cause you called me a spoon

    Woke up today..thinking what day
    2 hours the rain came and washed my spirits away
    REVISION..cried a voice
    wtf? ipl is more important so that aint even a choice!


    argh cant be asked now......lol..

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    Up the brown and straight to the belly
    You get Chris Browned and then R.Kellied
    Alfred Steptoe style, I do it filthy
    butt naked while watchin Oprah Winfrey
    while you bent over taking dick in the crack
    I'm reading ficticious novels on your back
    page after page, I'm gettin deeper in the plot
    few twists and turns, I'm liking it alot
    web streamed to the internet using WiMax
    build the story and it's time to climax





    LOL.

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    ^^ dat is scary bruv lool

    evil u get rep genius lyrics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Genious View Post
    Up the brown and straight to the belly
    You get Chris Browned and then R.Kellied
    Alfred Steptoe style, I do it filthy
    butt naked while watchin Oprah Winfrey
    while you bent over taking dick in the crack
    I'm reading ficticious novels on your back
    page after page, I'm gettin deeper in the plot
    few twists and turns, I'm liking it alot
    web streamed to the internet using WiMax
    build the story and it's time to climax





    LOL.
    That fckin awesome!


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    Thanks Dudes.... Another freestyle:



    If 'Life is but a beach chair'
    In the UK all the beaches are shit here
    so there's truth in what Jay said
    I feel a different way instead
    I say 'life is but a gay's bed'
    coz you get fucked in the ass until you bleed red
    else you gotta fuck somebody else in the ass instead
    its a 'Dog eat Dog world' and I wasn't a meat eater
    now I slash bitches legs with my meat cleaver
    don't give a fuck about you and yours
    coz if I didn't have a Buck and I was poor
    no one would help me out the rut that's for sure
    gotta take care of me gotta, keep my family secure
    motherfuck friends and a good for nothing whore

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    Its a 'Dog eat Dog world' and I wasn't a meat eater
    now I slash bitches legs with my meat cleaver

    haha awesome


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    SP the AP Swine
    don't matter if it's jailbait to him it's no crime
    Pork-her-Face with a super size sausage, before time
    she goin GaGa for the meat, take it deep from behind
    swallow slime don't worry about the flu bitch
    SP the Swine, you ain't gon catch nothin up the poo bitch
    the grass green so the tubes tighter than a Jew bitch
    chew with his mouth open and there's no thank you's bitch
    smell good even though he raised in a sty see
    squirt goo in your eye now it's time for goodbye B.

    Last edited by Evil_Genious; 18-05-2009 at 20:48.

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    One Nite Stand)

    I awake wid a headache triggerin off ma earache..wheres ma fukin hearin aid/ had too much man made cherryade wid a hint of lemonade,
    ma lady'z maid was underpaid..she wanted ma "riflegrenade"
    b4shecame on2 me after her masquerade

    deep in thought,very distraught afterbeing caught,shez gonna take me 2 court.
    ma ladyz screamin' cuz she bloody steamin', i wanna start redeemin'
    i stand ma ground after being bossed around,
    tellin her i never clown around and sleep around
    after tossin em da british pound.
    it was a one off round, even thou shez been passed around
    promise it would neva come around.
    ma ladyz cryin' defiyn dat im over-lyin'
    she tells me why did i cheat,now i feel so defeat, still i wont retreat
    i tell her sit in the mercy seat, dont wanna be a dead meat.
    i tell her the story ,God I was still feelin horny afta ma mornin' glory,
    i tell her the truth nuttin but the truth about ruth who wasstill yung in her youth.

    she takes a glance, now I know derz ahappy chance
    4 us to advance n carry on wid our romance
    i say sorry, she sayz dont worry
    just dont do it again, pleaze remain sane usin ya brain not ya "cane" - amen

    (neva cheat uddawize she'll cut off ya meat n u'll neva feel dat prickly heat eva again)


    *Kisses the Bling chain*




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    Row Row Your boats, gently down the stream/
    No more english, no more french/
    no more sittin' on the old skool bench!

    Brap?




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