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    zero finally put a verse in! now pliskin needs to do one lol. sick stuff.

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    Lool was random stuff lads; I think the next time I'll post, it would be themed on one topic rather than a rambling collection of verses that 'just' rhyme.

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    damn zero went in hard like lex steele on a jap chick
    Last edited by Spider Pig; 26-09-2010 at 15:40.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    i know some of you only type shit to make others laugh but some have a purpose behind their stuff. just wanna know what was on ya mind. would be interesting to know.




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    guji writing about how he uses his dick
    but masturbating the only he be using it
    dont believe in fairytale heroes like zero
    im Incredible, but dont wanna be Ferrigino
    you da kinda fella dat enjoy cindarella
    dont need drinks to drop 'stella' acapella
    im a storyteller, your style a shitty pity
    your favorite film is sex and the city
    more feminine then sarah jessica Parker
    call me somalian cos my style is darker
    aint tring to to be nobodies friend on ap
    you wanna find a buddy, go buy a Lassie
    Last edited by Tariq2009; 26-09-2010 at 23:38.

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    You callin' me out but you forgot one thing,
    you throwin punches, but you lack the sting,
    one look at yo face, and gal-dem cringe,
    I don't even need to rhyme to end your net life,
    You're just like stale food: Expired. No Shelf life.

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    ^^ LOL ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero View Post
    You callin' me out but you forgot one thing,
    you throwin punches, but you lack the sting,
    one look at yo face, and gal-dem cringe,
    I don't even need to rhyme to end your net life,
    You're just like stale food: Expired. No Shelf life.
    lol, that was sick.


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    cos i called you all out now zero is great ?
    this paki cudnt eat leftovers from my plate
    this is the last call, on another level to y'all
    y'all beliefs based on emotion like John Paul
    so a man lived inside a fish for three days ?
    i too believed in the tooth fairy when i was eight
    but then i grew up, and could think for myself
    think for yourselves, get out of the fiction shelve

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    You're still stuck on the religion debate, when everyone moved on from that.

    When your testicles adhere to gravity and its 9.2 ms/s rule, then we shall see whats to become of you. Obviously your attempt to call out me and Guj backfired with a one simple para.

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    someone got schooled...

    I think i might have to buss'a'lyric sometime

    soon come.....

    Watch this space, .....

    OMG De Ja Vu, No! it's INCEPTION!!!

    Simple rule.. TS asks you.. You don't ask TS..

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    quick burst fire round 6 in the morn
    like shelim said he'll leave you with a gaping hole
    paralyze u waist down you'll wish you were never born
    zero shootin out algorithms you'll need birth control
    you the husband?..........lol
    she'll be preg if you were married to cheryl cole
    now im just chatting breeze i gotta go work fuck this
    there's ya homework hand it in tomorrow class dismiss

    daaym. bye.




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    lolol I love the shit in here

    I encourage everyone to keep going or join in if you haven't already
    Last edited by Spider Pig; 28-09-2010 at 16:35.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    I see you smiling, you just faking bliss,
    Watch me cut you up, yeah I take the piss,
    I don't fist fight, strictly work with guns,
    Put that money away before I purge all your funds,
    I have no limits, I'll leave you in search of your mum,
    Put you in church with no voicebox, leave you dumb.
    Your daughters a dime, I'm feeling some infatuation,
    Sexed her fine, raised her nipples like inflation,
    This rhyme stopping a bit early like pre ejaculation,


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    Did you have any doubt that i'd write a few bars
    With the generic state of affairs here i better flow one under par
    Like Polly Put the Kettle On, Polly Put the Kettle On
    Tariq better remove that Molly Molly from his mug
    Because ain't no girl gonna give you a hug maybe *shrug*
    Try churpse them underage ones on webcam
    did you really expect they'd warm to flim flam?
    Maybe you should loose the speedo's when churpsing,
    The younger ones be thinking you'z a pedo :S
    Aite i better stop now, dont want you to get complex
    because everyone knows your hungry for some sex.



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