Rhyme a Day

[Spider Pig]

Comments like this deter people from vibing. This isn't a professional Rap forum, in fact it's not even Rap - it's people having fun with words. I would request a Moderator delete all faff out of this thread so peope can get back to just posting rhymes - only thing that needs to elevate is your attitude. Flow is how a MC will deliver the words not necessarily the words on the paper - it's the words and the delivery off the tounge and voice tone. Anyway - good thing you don't post anymore.

Touche!

aint checked this in a minute.

the other bullcrap needs to be deleted especially anything negative about the rhymers, it's not the x-factor so quit the simon cowelling.


nice stuff gujsta

[Tariq2009]

ok, i wrote this from a dead persons perspective

I ain't immortal, this organisms deceased
The circle of life, now this is an ant feast
Look at my chest, there's no respiration
My body is as pale as untanned Caucasian
come feel my pulse, nah it isn't beating
this fucked up world, I'm clearly leaving
clearly biologically brain dead in the head
No more meds put up with another instead
Got dysfunctional head like it's full of lead
So much to dread and the tears to shed
Am I going into oblivion or will I go to hell
well I'm definitely not coming back to tell
will I get sent away from the pearly gates
all you can do is speculate bout it mate

[Spider Pig]

standing on one leg but still holding up the weight
wanting to go beg hoping it would change my fate
no sign of hope yet so I'll continue my own way
only a fool would bet that it was just the wrong day
now placed in debt of pain and seems it won't stray
am I my own threat the predator and bird of prey
not breakin a sweat yet inside I'm eating away
the thoughts I collect cannot be shared in a display
you would lose respect and not understand my disarray
light a cigarette and ask cancer to come and play
or play the cassette that stan sent to em's way
then reality check be your own man let it start today

[Tariq2009]

some emo thug shit

I aint real, something like the new world order
paranoid scizo with multiple personality disorder
fucked in the head, im openly willing to admit
that i've never met a woman who gives a shit
long term with me? they never wanna commit
bipolar fucker, they leave after discovering it
like khmer rouge rule left cambodian in the pits
im psychotic, that's why these wrists are slit
don't need flouride water to make me neurotic
could join Bohemian Grove, my personality fits
even without drugs, im a brown Charlie Sheen
got genocide germs like Armenia nineteen fifteen
sickest dr shipman type paki, you ever heard of
gave Moses permission to commit mass child murder
conquest Jeruslam for myself like six thiry seven
sentence you to death like the Rwanda eleven

[Evil_Genious]

LOL @ brown Charlie Sheen..

I was doing 7 gram Hajmollas while reading this. Good to see someone still posting rhymage.

[Evil_Genious]

when you say you want me now
bitch you got to be more specific
i see you lookin at the chinos
I got condoms in the honda civic
you can hop up in it
or on it, it's your choice
I'm flexible until you rubup on it
meet the hoe in the shoutbox
general discussion section
then I'm in the mouthbox
phone sex sessions
dudes leave me with they girls
thinkin I'm just messing
next thing it's the golden shower
over the face pissing
of course there's no lips kissing
I keep her chin up and eyes back
beads in the asscrack
keep the pussy prolapsed
before she get the wrong impression
after I come, I'm already gone
quick succession

[Pretzel]

^^LOLLLLLLLLLLL (charlie sheen sh'yeaaa)

[Guji-Ji]

Ain't done this in ages so bit rusty but good to get creative juices flowing again.

I ain't fucked strippers nor even a ho,
But your girl often gives me video shows,
Seen everything, from her head to her toes,
She gave me head without none of her clothes,
Better tell your kid, he's a son of a ho,
And what's all this stuff with Master William and Kate,
Rather mastur something else, second word is bate,
But no hate to either of them, no heated debate,
Better start on your next job, babies to create,
And stay away from Arabs, saw what happened to Princess Di,
I don't think anyone wants to see another princess die.
Anyways I'm out like I just killed like Jack the Ripper,
Fuck Kate anyway, I'd rather have Pippa.

[Spider Pig]

lmao

everyone needs to continue posting who did at the beginning some funny shit. guji and his persona coming out with that is crack addiction, props to all posting for bringing it back up.

[Evil_Genious]

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO Guji kilt it.......

"And stay away from Arabs, saw what happened to Princess Di,
I don't think anyone wants to see another princess die."

But I love the whole style....

[Evil_Genious]

Time for coversation is over
it's action time
the time for promotion is over
object of attraction o-mine
I pay attention to the gestures
the goosebumps and the pimple
with gentle thrusting testers
to show you just a sample
whispers of anticipation
sets the precedence
show me where to pay attention
that's where my efforts spent
breathing lets me know your ready
but I hold back for a minute
hickies neck already
it's time to go deep up in it

[Enchantress]

This thread is awesome guys... Ahem.. (I can't rap for shit):

Read your words from the heart now all words fail me,
Been to hell and back and lived so you can all hail me.
I guess you could say I used to be a preacher,
Well maybe it makes sense that I became a teacher.
I'll say my thanks for support and laughs to the spig man,
Your jokes kept me going to turn into who I am.
The rest of you - what the f*ck - didn't you miss me?
Sorry, I was busy, putting my name down in history.


Less rap, more nursery rhyme. Mehe.

[Tariq2009]

ok this is just a 5 minute bit i did satiring the paranoia and conspiracy theories about jews

only cos of the jews there's trouble in middle east
its cos of the jews, that my head full of grease
cos of the jews, problems just keep on coming
cos of jews. i cant get the number of a woman
cos of the jews, your head is full of headlice
cos of the jews, your house full of dirty mice
cos of the jews your feet aint got no shoes
cos of those jews, all the time biased news
cant express your views, its cos of the jews !
share prices drop? you loose cos of the jews
but to call me anti-semitic that's just pathetic
see im just anti-zionist, so it is ok get it?

[Evil_Genious]

EG, ain't thing I ain't done bested
flextit
from the brain to booty, I done blessed it
rest it
close to the testes
'case a dude test it
I stick a blade in his belly
have him digest it
thin line between crazy and the genius
think with the brain not the feelins
but I put the brain behind the penis
bitch, open your legs for this dick
and your mind for the ideas
either way you get fucked
suprise buttsex. Un-awares.
I think twisted and often unsocial
I'm prone to rip the eyes out your bitch
while stick dick in her asshole
every bitch that ever got up onit
videotaped with the Panasonic
case she want to call it forced entry
well that depends whether
I pick the back door for the entry
and she clench the butt cheeks together
no lube jamaican dagger sexin
lose control of the bowel
push the shit back up the intestin'
cover my torso with a towell
then on cumshot I'm Donkey Punchin'

[Tariq2009]

i took out abit of erm ...time to write this... some nerdy shit

fun times go fast, every single second important
shitty times cant go faster, when you want em to
Time never stands still, always moving with free will
Time heals your wounds and there's times to chill
Time gives statistics, like four seconds per crime
Reading this rhyme of mine will take up your time
All the time, the UK follows greenwich mean time
Time is sublime, some waste theirs getting high
Tick tock a clock takes away the night silence
but your time will be up, after meeting violence