Rhyme a Day

[Spider Pig]

this girl I met was straight as a cocaine line
showed her a great time when we wined and dined
fucked the brains outa her, till she lost her mind
then straightened out her spine, de ja vu from behind
the penis was on point like the clock tickin on time
then threw her out in her prime while I stayed in mine
some read a lot of books, but I beat a lot of bush
not with sandals, holding love handles the deeper that I push
I offer penetration that is amazin, turnin brown girls to cockasian (caucasian)
then we stop datin and keep matin, then I leave 'em, they still waitin


lol

[Iroquois Pliskin]

makin money but still feel broke
food on table nothin for luxury its a joke
another hard week a hard life can't complain
wishful thinkin, sitting behind a desk using my brain
instead of using my hands but to write out cheques

its not about you anymore got two mouths to feed
work all day till i break my back and my hands bleed
gotta stay strong stay with it can't quit
coz in a few years time it'll be worth it

hmm..

[Spider Pig]

feelin that real talk pliskin

[Iroquois Pliskin]

i see you crying coz u lost ya money gamblin,
ya family starvin, nigga throw ya self out the window
don't wanna listen to ya rambling,
i shud slap you upside the head, beat you down,
wipe your tears you look like a clown
give you fam some bread they're gone from white to brown

lol

[Spider Pig]

lol one word of advice, don't use nigga lol apart from that keep it up

[Iroquois Pliskin]

i think i know wat ya mean spiderpig lol..

noted.

[Evil_Genious]

in the shoutbox with Zero and Steelo
wile'in out but keep it real doe
naturally attracting all the femals
know how we do and know what the deal yo
not before long we joined by some weirdos
chattin some shit cause them peel off
bangla bongs tryna get they feel off
cock blockin the game why don't they pee off
every asian know how to phone sex
but when it's time to show flex
they fall apart like a fake Ro-lex
I put the time in and do you over dirty
you'll be folded over like it seven thirty
wide open like a Somalian who is thirsty
bits squashed inside you know it gon hurty
back strong like a blonksy
strap long like a Donkey
hang on like a Monkey
you'll be walking bow legged and wonkey
while you get denied like the wrong key

[Evil_Genious]

that fella in thread said I'm not a proper rapper
somebody shoulda told him I'm a fuckin programma
'today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna throw it back to you'
fuck I care about context and technicality
my flows rough like butt sex and beastality
keep your trap shut unless you can do it better
like Prizzle said this AP not the X-Factor
in fact, let's make this an open mic
and you're invited for a clean battle
let's see what you can write
the winner let the people settle
prove to us that you got the mettle
what a rose petal got on a stingy nettle?
recognise your rep before you opinionate
coz it means either your posts is full of hate
or the point you're making holds no weight
as of late, it's both the aforementioned
after this there'll be no more conversation

[Guji-Ji]

^^lol awesome.

[Evil_Genious]

LOL thanks for postin sumet Guj, at least someone's readin it.........

[StyLeZ]

bruv ur rapping is too good yar LOL nah but id love to see what tariq would say, but i doubt he was takin his opinions seriously. Lets see if he wants a rap. I would love 2 read it. Its mind blowing stuff yaar.

[stitches]

sittin down, lazy as fuck
i done nothin all day, an im stuck in rutt.
try lookin for work, but the work dont want me
so im wastin my time while employees taunt me.
"gimme a CV- il hand it in"
buh when i walk out, straight in the bin.
the recessions hit me! not a penny to my name
and theres half a mill people feelin the same.
if only that scratch card did scratch me some luck
but it gave me 2 stars and just a truck, yes that sucks

[Iroquois Pliskin]

awesome...

[Evil_Genious]

sittin down, lazy as fuck
i done nothin all day, an im stuck in rutt.
try lookin for work, but the work dont want me
so im wastin my time while employees taunt me.
"gimme a CV- il hand it in"
buh when i walk out, straight in the bin.
the recessions hit me! not a penny to my name
and theres half a mill people feelin the same.
if only that scratch card did scratch me some luck
but it gave me 2 stars and just a truck, yes that sucks

Whoa female rap too? Wicked shit, you are now in my top 5 AP posters. BTW that was sick.

[stitches]

woo hoo a top 5 APer why thank you good sir