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    after school, I might kidnap your bachi
    dragger down a alley and rip off the kutchi
    lubeless, put it straight into the tutti
    and I wood doo doo it, I'm sick trust me
    I'm not fussy, I don't care if she fatty
    face don't matter when you stand round the batty
    I'm not batty, but I don't fear the a-hole
    contrary to what people believe they know
    don't be fooled by the beard doe
    I'm not Gary Glitter, I'm not even a peedoe
    I don't do it for the sex, for that I don't care no
    I just love the anarchy, I just do it coz I'mma weirdo

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    lolol straight from the dirty dirty south (no pun)




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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    It could have been deemed that reality’s escaped me
    Things I had dreamed were formality in the making
    But recently it seemed that fatality is baiting
    I want to be beamed to where mortality is awaiting
    It could just have been that normality has awaken
    Within in me, whilst my mentality was breaking


    I believed in doing things that can’t be achieved
    Now I’m sitting aggrieved, cos I didn’t water the seed
    How can I breed if I myself don’t succeed
    I cannot proceed as a failure in need
    So I will not concede until I exceed
    Or my potential is freed and my conscience agrees



    The most difficult periods I’ve been through twice
    I’m still searching for the Equilibrium in my life
    At times I play nice, not because you I may like
    But to avoid fight, cos the truth is a fright, I have a wolfs bite
    It’s freedom of speech, you say what you might
    It’s an open mic, but don’t mistake cos I’m polite
    I won’t turn off the light that’s been blinding your sight
    That’s just a little insight, so don’t come to me in spite




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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    ^^Wow that was really good. Wish I could write like that!


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    thanks gujsta, it's not really that hard to do and I'm not at a good level, I don't really write much or practise, just doing the odd one here and only rarely can be bothered doing it properly so you could be up to scratch in no time. just pen your thoughts, don't worry about the complexity then eventually little by little you will start to understand how to implement other parts into your rhymes. I would like to improve myself to a high level and might push a bit further in the near future, just depends.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Pig View Post
    It could have been deemed that reality’s escaped me
    Things I had dreamed were formality in the making
    But recently it seemed that fatality is baiting
    I want to be beamed to where mortality is awaiting
    It could just have been that normality has awaken
    Within in me, whilst my mentality was breaking


    I believed in doing things that can’t be achieved
    Now I’m sitting aggrieved, cos I didn’t water the seed
    How can I breed if I myself don’t succeed
    I cannot proceed as a failure in need
    So I will not concede until I exceed
    Or my potential is freed and my conscience agrees



    The most difficult periods I’ve been through twice
    I’m still searching for the Equilibrium in my life
    At times I play nice, not because you I may like
    But to avoid fight, cos the truth is a fright, I have a wolfs bite
    It’s freedom of speech, you say what you might
    It’s an open mic, but don’t mistake cos I’m polite
    I won’t turn off the light that’s been blinding your sight
    That’s just a little insight, so don’t come to me in spite
    .. i made the right decision to bring you in my life.

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    bloody hell i need to start rhyming again so i can pull

    that was good shizzle geeza


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    I wish my rhymin was on that level that I could get pussy on tap lol




    sumut I just dun did, get into the zone to do some of the shit I need to do




    right now I'm in the zone, like drugs and al capone
    instead with a pen, pad and wisdom from my dome
    I'm afraid to be alone like when macaulay culkins at home
    like in scream when she hears the phone

    but the fear that's inside, it's not from people from outside
    it's a feeling that resides, scared of losing family that provide
    I know that god's to decide, but I don't wana say goodbye
    I don't want the branches to divide, or the leafs to just die
    or the roots to even collide, I want my family tree all alive
    but rule's cannot be defied, and head must rule over pride
    if we follow the written guide, we'll meet again beyond the sky
    Last edited by Spider Pig; 12-11-2009 at 14:33.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
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    I'm putting this in here, cos the summer post won't be as active and I can look back here




    how do we relate to summer


    summer brings heat, heat brings sweat
    sweat is anticipation of what could be next
    summer brings out the sky, the sky is the limit
    the limit is the maximum and my life is within it
    summer brings expectations of something great
    expectations can't always be met, to which I relate
    summer brings light and light is ever present
    light can blind judgement without any intent
    summer brings enthusiasm and lots of promise
    promises are broken and enthusiasm is abolished
    summer brings us together, makes us love one another
    only to make us more distant when it's over so why bother?
    summer leaves with us wanting more and more
    we didn't get what we want, so we cause uproar

    summer leaves us showing how were spoilt to the core




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

    psychotherapist

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    ^^Wow I missed that somehow, good shizzle, keep it up man.

    Something I done today. Sylabbles all over the place but it's all about having fun eh.


    Hot like the sun,
    Dare you to question what I done,
    My rhymes are like a gun to the head of your son,
    I'm having fun while you're breathing heavy like Pun,
    Whose words are you tryna jack son,
    You're a bird with no wings, I'm a Jackson,
    You want action? Bring your whole faction,
    Cos when I grab the mic I'm like a spike son,
    Force you to take a hike,
    Seduce your pregnant girl and fuck her when she's ripe,
    Throw her out next morning, Bitch weren't my type,
    I'll turn you white like Mike,
    Sing a song for your life,
    Make you understand who's wrong and who's right,
    You'll cry as you see God's light,
    Realise the end and give up the fight,
    Your soul holding on like the end of a kite,
    Scar you deeper than a dog bite,
    Only verbs are needed, fuck the long knife.


    Eff it. I can't think of anything else lol.


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    LOOOOOOOL Guj, that was the fucken best.... Repped.

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    Guj, is this the thug in you? Hah, brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Genious View Post
    LOOOOOOOL Guj, that was the fucken best.... Repped.
    Thanks man.
    Quote Originally Posted by queen bee View Post
    Guj, is this the thug in you? Hah, brilliant
    Haha erm... it's EG's fault...


    ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^


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    for a fck about star wars rap

    Hello human earthlings, it’s space mc young Anakin
    Within the place giving you another rhyme again
    See I’m looking to find queen amidala in her pyjamas
    wanna hang out with her, Obama and Osama bin Laden
    Where is he though, his busy executing the Dali lama
    But dinners ready, where eating a llama with masala
    The ingredients in it will let me become darth Vader
    With my lyrical skills I can give u a vex now or later
    You cant f**k with me, ima take over the whole galaxy
    And the Milky Way, can’t you see you cant get rid of me
    I'm a servant of the Emperor Palpatine, not Palestine
    Worship me like the Buddhists worship gautams shrine
    And if you see Obi-Wan Kenobi say hi to him from me
    I havent seen him lately, ive just been too busy lately
    And yo Luke sky walker, if you've got some free time
    Come and see your daddy together we can busta rhyme

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    haha guj you always gimme jokes man, I'm telling you keep posting and progressin man


    lol Tariq, random as




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
    where there's a pill there's a way

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