First Collective Rap Effort

[Evil_Genious]

SP the throat cutter, tess he and get left in the gutter
The shank and he come together like bread and butter
brain juice splutter, all because of what your lip utter
im an expert clit fucker and tit sucker
bring the rucker, it's on mutherfucker
Plus your eyes flutter, batty man yes you go down like shop shutters
and then pissed on by bums, shuda never muttered
Don't watch this, take off that watch bitch
what you waitin for, your making my cock itch
the thought of gettin rich off this shit get my cock stiff
love the doe and your girl, got her creaming like Jiff
or is it Ciff, who gives a shit mayne
SP dayme, flip it back to front and front to back
Like J.Holiday's album cover 'Back of the Lac'
except he ain't on his own got your wifey giving dome
The real SP in the shouter don't be afraid to play along
this the AP shouter and this the SP song
got a few writers but they stuggling to wring shit
makin some new words up just to rhyme wit
what the Evil Genious said on this monster man hit
with the monster man dick, your girl eating his bits
like it were some pickled onion monster munch bitch
im the real deal, your as fake as katie price's tits
and I aint Peter Andre and I won't do anything for the chips
ur pants are as tight as my broken hairclips
shake ur ass shake ur hips
wen u get down low, be sure to give me tips
smack ur lips, reload that clip,
bust ur hip with the nine-seven
after I buss on your face I lose the erection
like the towers cummin down on nine eleven
fuck Bush and fuck Bin Laden
This shit is gettin way too freaky
its fat sam's... at the speak'easyyyy
look at eg sayin she messin
when foreal he be carressin
next be the confessin that she wants the sex to be testin
Test the Swine, you get sick and in the ground you be permenantly restin
Point four five with the clip in
on raspberry juice I be sippin



Contributers:

Evil Genious
Guji Ji
Floweezy
SP
Fire Hazard
Styles
Zero



Rap was written in the Shoutbox on 16th Sept 2009.

[StyLeZ]

long may this be continued. This should be stoned in the wall of art. u missed my last line btw after that raspberry u one.

[Guji-Ji]

Haha that's going down as a classic.

[Spider Pig]

the bums line needs re-editin lol

I didn't it was goin to be combined, for next time!

[~Fire-Hazard~]

Yur.. And the big green head

[Evil_Genious]

I edited some stuff, on the basis of it being shit or on the basis of protecting certain members from one fassy man business.....

[~Fire-Hazard~]

I love how blunt you are.

[Spider Pig]

if it's cos of shit then a bit more needs editin lol we do a proper one tomorrow, and allow the hand job jealous fukers

[FLowEEzy]

Yea theres a couple lines missing but its all gud. Ima rhyme this in my head and see if its got any flow.

These cracked me up:

[00:13] Guji-Ji: im an expert clit fucker and tit sucker

[00:38] Spider Pig: zero lurkin, come in for murkin, throw u out like a gurkin, watch marduri when jerkin

[Evil_Genious]

I love how blunt you are.

LOL I know it's a weakness...... In a crowded room, I talk the loudest and am the most offensive....

And SP there are no excuses my dude, seize the opportunity at the time, everyone had the blood in their penises at that time, don't talk about what you wouldav done after the money shots. Coz it's time to pack the camera's back in the bags and go home.... lol...

[Spider Pig]

I don't take life that serious on shoutbox my bad, but before I'm outtie like a fag pushin the cushion from orange county, I'ma start tomorrow with a bounty on the best head before bed. take lead.


pz out

[Zero]

Long Live The Shouter Freestyles...!

[queen bee]

DAMN, I MISSED OUT.

FML.

[adamski]

Thats pretty darn cool!

[Rab C Nesbit]

That is so hot.