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  1. 06-11-2009, 22:59 #1
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    Default FML thread

    I'm sure you know about the fml sit etc.

    let's do an AP peepz one

    angel's thread inspired this, props homie!


    this should just be for jokes





    my bf ain't text me for 5mins, I was worried, first time this has happened, normally he would reply. a few days later, he still hasn't replied, I thought he was off fkin some next bitch from downtown, made a thread on the internet, then found out he's been in hospital. fml


    I've chatting to this girl on msn, we fell out, thought I was safe then she started posting pm's about me and our convos about us getting it on. fml


    can be real, or not, can be deep or jokes, upto you



    this is just a lame starter.......
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  2. 06-11-2009, 22:59 #2
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    FML. What does FML mean?

    fuckaduck.
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  3. 06-11-2009, 23:00 #3
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    fuck my life


    FML: Your everyday life stories




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  4. 06-11-2009, 23:02 #4
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    Lolz yeah props to AK for inspiring me niqqah lol but lets see what ppl come out with.

    FML = Fuck My Life
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  5. 06-11-2009, 23:02 #5
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    Mines aren't funny, just sad.
    FML?
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    I added some girl on msn from AP, but then I blocked her cos she was annoying. She told everyone about how I was a bastard and now everyone on AP blocked me.

    FML.
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  7. 06-11-2009, 23:05 #7
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    lol this is sucha a fail thread already.
    ill join in when sum1 else does.
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    i was texting this girl all night the other week, only to find out it was kayz
    fml
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    do eeet beeez kneeez




    I'll put in a few from the site, some of them are hilarious.



    Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML




    Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML




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  10. 06-11-2009, 23:08 #10
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    I missed episode 7 of flashforward FML!!

    ѕαωαη кє внєєgє внєєgє яααт тα мєιη тєяι уαα∂ αує мυнנєє





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    I been chattin to this girl on the internet, she was talking as if she was fit, exchanged numbers, been having phone sex then she finally sent me a pic of her, she's fat, I've changed my number. fml




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    The website is jokes, there are some sad ones on there tho! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by StyLeZ View Post
    lol this is sucha a fail thread already.
    ill join in when sum1 else does.
    Stylez: I thought this thread was a fail but I still I replied. FML.
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    I pressed refresh 15 times to see that no one's posting. fml




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    I pressed refresh 15 times as well. FML.
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