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  1. 07-11-2009, 01:22 #46
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    Talking to someone on TS they got the hicups then they end up doing a remix with the hicups and burps like woooaaah FML!!

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    ran for the bus in heavy rain last week only for the driver to shut the door on my face and drive off.
    Then a wee asian prick in his honda civic zoomed past into a big puddle and splashed me.

    fml

    Mmm yummy...
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  3. 07-11-2009, 08:24 #48
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    i drove to work....
    and after work i taken the train back home...

    got home realised my car wasnt there....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by D351-GUND4M View Post
    i drove to work....
    and after work i taken the train back home...

    got home realised my car wasnt there....lol
    LOL! Did you train it back the same day to get your car back or go back the next day?

    You're phone one was hilarious!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Fire-Hazard~ View Post
    LOL! Did you train it back the same day to get your car back or go back the next day?

    You're phone one was hilarious!! LOL
    naaa i wasnt botherd to walk back to the train station an get the car....an it was already 10pm i foned uncle told him to go wid cha cha an get my car lucky they had a spare key...


    OMDAYSSS
    lol dnt remind me...
    lol

    THE FONE ONE IS JOKES...
    once i was at work i was trying to ring my house, since my house number n my friends house number are similer....
    i was trying to ring home, i acidently rang my mates house...
    his mum picked up the fone....

    mates mum: hello
    me: amma (mum)
    mates mum: kitah beta (what is it son)
    me: amma? (mum?)
    mates mum: (kittah oiseh raju ni?) (whats happen raju is it you?)
    me: (HUNGS UP)

    lol later i told my mate he said...his mum told him, an said ''im sure bab__ rang our house earlyer today''

    lol man i had to avoid her for 6months jus so she forgets....


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    I liked a guy. He said i was too young for him. So he went for my mother. FML

    LOL babz i remember that car one so funny!
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    Paid £60 to a friend who could get a parking fine written off for half price. 3 months later, letter through the post saying the payment bounced and now i gotta pay double.

    FML!


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    Po-po's came around to my house today because I'd been reported missing. My online friends decided to call the police because I hadn't signed on MSN for 6 days. FML
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  9. 14-11-2009, 19:55 #54
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    I +repped someone when I meant to -rep them. Fml.
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    Please refrain from ebullying/putting other members down
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    I normally go round my mates to watch UFC or Boxing but decided to watch them both at home cos I thought they were on the same time (was guna do Boxing on TV and UFC on the comp). I just got reminded that UFC is in the UK so it's on at a completely different time and I could've went out. fml.




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    Yesterday night I went on a date with a guy I met at the Halloween party. I found out that the mullet wasn't actually a part of his costume. FML
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    Spent 10 mins thinkin ov wat to post here FML
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    im online when meant to be cooking i said im doing work if my sis sees me on msn im deeeaaadd FML

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    My onli real "frendz" r ppl kno, frm talkin to on forumz. fml





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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyest~Angel View Post
    My onli real "frendz" r ppl kno, frm talkin to on forumz. fml





    /sarcasm
    this comment made me laugh so much that i cudnt help but fart FML


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