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    my msn hasn't worked in a long time so I thought I'd see what's up using e-buddy and check my e-mails. each time a clicked on load for e-buddy a new window would appear and I would keep closing it because I thought it was a pop-up, little did I know that was the messenger window. fml.

    then when I went on, I couldn't find a button to check e-mails, double fml.




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    where there's a pill there's a way

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    The other day I went on a date with a guy who works in Morrisons who I met when I was grocery shopping. We exchanged numbers and we agreed that we would each bring a friend, I brought one of my girl mates, he brought his girlfriend. FML

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    I told a guy i had a weird dream about him.... he thought i said i had a wet dream.... FML


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Pig View Post
    I been chattin to this girl on the internet, she was talking as if she was fit, exchanged numbers, been having phone sex then she finally sent me a pic of her, she's fat, I've changed my number. fml
    Fat, ugly girls always do that
    I get more head in the hood, than a KKK ritual

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeHawke View Post
    Fat, ugly girls always do that

    Stop spoiling the flow of the thread!

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    I applied for student funding and they wrote to me saying i've only got 2 years of eligibility available to me, so i wrote to them and they rejected me... FML

    OMG De Ja Vu, No! it's INCEPTION!!!

    Simple rule.. TS asks you.. You don't ask TS..

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    I think i have the most epic FML life moment..

    Ex teacher texts me this by accident " yh were well horny last night telling me some kinky stuff. Proper turned me on.. im going to sleep night" FML

    I got a clarification txt straight after about just annoying a drunk friend...


    HAHA YEAH RIGHT!


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    So 2 days ago a woman in a parking lot backs up into my car. I get her phone number from her, not her liscence number or ANYTHING just her phone number. It was a wrong number. FML

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    re-formatted my comp, got crazyT to remote access and sort out my settings, we worked on my sound settings for like 30mins, downloading new drivers n shit only for me to click on that my volume on the headphones had some how been scrolled down to 'low' lmao, fml.




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
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    ^An epic fail man... 30 friggin minutes of my life wasted tryna figure out why you can't hear jack! Made me start questioning my technical knowledge for a minute but I knew that I had everything (software wise) under locks lol turns out the hardware (i.e. your headphone volume control) was not under locks. Fyl.

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    Lol that's ultimate fail.
    "The future belongs to those that prepare it for today" - Malcolm X

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    No.

    Ultimate fail would be Crazyt going MIA last night during BF2 session coz he woke up his fam during the night.




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    Got a new inbox message... Got excited, checked - APT. FML.
    OooOo. What does this button do?


    class SweetSuga {

    double theFun;
    short attentionSpan;
    long legs;
    void bankBalance()
    float yourBoat;
    char sweet;
    }

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    loool baited

    Zero will caaaaam n save you




    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Line
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    Dont know what baited is. FML.
    OooOo. What does this button do?


    class SweetSuga {

    double theFun;
    short attentionSpan;
    long legs;
    void bankBalance()
    float yourBoat;
    char sweet;
    }

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