Worst Chat up LINES!!!!!

[Iroquois Pliskin]

is your dad bin laden coz u is da bomb.

rofl.

[diva2620]

Something Funny. Happened last weekend.

So im waiting for my friends out side a kebab place after a night out. Smoking. This rude boy wannabe asian guy approaches me..
'Do you need a lighter?'
Me : 'No im lit.Cheers.'
He replies : ' So what you saying?
Me ' Sorry?'
Him ' What u saying init! Im buff your buff ,Lets go'
I just laugh and turn my back to him.
He walks round to my face
'Don't be shy. Ill give you a ride home.
I just found the whole thing amusing so i laughed in his face. And he goes ' You
wont be laughing when i rape you in the alley'
I was kinda shocked.So replied' Jog on before i get him to fuck you in the butt' pointed at my mate.
My mate thought i was just having a convo with this wanker so he smiled and waved HAHAHAH! It was so funny!
The guy was like 'Fuck this'
hahah hilarious.
The End.

[Pretzel]

^ LOL!

My one usually is ' Oh your names Priya, i love that name i've always dreamt of being with a Priya...'

Then im meant to be flattered. hmph.

[M4RN1]

wanna come to my house and play battleship... Ill show u my destroyer.

Were u raised on a farm? U good at raising cocks.

If u were a door.. Id slam u all day long.



Hey babe wanna play lion lion? u go kneel in that corner and ill throw u my meat. Ggrr.

[$ing$tar]

^hahaha
Lol marni those are pretty good u knw!

[StyLeZ]

^ LOL!

My one usually is ' Oh your names Priya, i love that name i've always dreamt of being with a Priya...'

Then im meant to be flattered. hmph.

LOL..i always liked the name priya...

[Spider Pig]

lol Marni is an original don of pulling on these boards

[MR WHO]

'how u doin'

[Spider Pig]

I'm kool but don't swing that way, sorry homie.

[$ing$tar]

ohh i hate the guys that use indian song lyrics hahah
i mean i dont mind u dedicating a song to me but dnt be sneaky and try make a song lyric your own

[DJ B4VVY]

Me: Are you doing any fireworks tonight?
Him: No, I pulled my pataka yesterday. Incase you didn't click on, you're my pataka!

[MiSs]

Not really a chat up line. More like one of the worst peoples to get chatted up by
(if thats what he was trying to do.)
Because you cant really ignore a police officer

This was like two years ago or so. This middle aged Asian police man in Birmingham randomly started a convo with me in fish an chippy.

He heard me order.
And then randomly goes.

"You have a really nice accent. Where you from? London?"..........

I was like....."errm. nope."
"30mins drive from here" "

I was trying to look other way and ignore, because sister and mum were waiting right outside chippy in car. Mum was staring through car window at me suspiciously
Didnt look at him for another 3 mins or so. and when I did look his way again.

He smiles an goes. "Ahh so. You indian then?"

Again I was like "No."
"Bengali."

He looked shocked for some reason. An said "seriously, you dont look bengali"
I just halfsmiled thinking "wtf" and looked the other way again.....

The only reason I was talking to him was cause he had his uniform on

Was packed with people in chippy. Felt so uncomfortable because mum was still staring....

Then.
again.
he goes "So you come here often. to visit family or summin?"

Just then my food came, So I said "yeah visit family." and quickly walked out with chips before he could ask me anything else........

Didnt look back.

..........Maybe he was just being friendly?
(even tho I was trying hard to give him the hint I dont really wanna talk)

OR
Maybe.
I looked suspiciously like one of the wanted posters he must have seen that morning.....

I'l never know

lol @ "you dont look bengali"
Whats bengali people got I havnt??
Stupid.

[navee]

"will you wank me now? or shall i wank myself later?

[jellytots.]

wanna come to my house and play battleship... Ill show u my destroyer.

Were u raised on a farm? U good at raising cocks.

If u were a door.. Id slam u all day long.



Hey babe wanna play lion lion? u go kneel in that corner and ill throw u my meat. Ggrr.

Legend....

[MR-BIG]

just tell em straight bend over