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  1. 07-11-2009, 23:11 #31
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    Guy:heaven must be missin you
    Girl:Sorry
    Guy: you being a angel an all

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  2. 08-11-2009, 00:40 #32
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    If u were a buffet. Id lay u out on a table and eat your salad bowl.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Everytime you look at me they tighten my nuts.

    I may not be your fred flinstone.but i deffo can make your bedrock
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  3. 10-11-2009, 11:53 #33
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    "I've been watching you all night". RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    Or the no words just the - I've got my eyes on you Jay Sean hand gesture.. I had to chuckle at that one.
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  4. 10-11-2009, 16:27 #34
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    "sucka ma chocolate salty balls"
    I get more head in the hood, than a KKK ritual
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  5. 10-11-2009, 16:32 #35
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    "when you gonna let me tap that?"

    while i'm in my car: "I bet you want me to be in your passenger seat"



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  6. 10-11-2009, 20:25 #36
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    I'm studying e-commerce but I'd rather be studying you!
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  7. 15-07-2011, 10:40 #37
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    Hmm, this is one I've had from an old white guy during a job interview:

    White dude: *Leans over desk*

    "I hope that someday soon everyone in the UK will be tea-coloured"

    *raise eyebrows, looks at my chest & smile suggestively*

    Me:





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  8. 15-07-2011, 11:31 #38
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    Tea coloured? The interviewer eyeing you up? lol



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  9. 15-07-2011, 13:06 #39
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    Lol @ tea coloured. I'm gonna use that now (not the pick up line).
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  10. 16-07-2011, 11:08 #40
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    fuck a chat up line....i just knock on random doors in a neighbourhood

    looking like this






















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  11. 17-07-2011, 02:21 #41
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    Yeah, I figure cos I didn't "respond" to his...er...ideals... I didn't get he job. Also, we both knew I wouldn't get it about 2 minutes in, but he just wanted to long it out.

    Tea-coloured... apparently thats my skin tone... con leche.

    Mindy, that explains a lot..


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  12. 17-07-2011, 02:59 #42
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    explains a lot about what? lolz
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  13. 18-07-2011, 21:24 #43
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    No matter mindy

    Oh, another yucky line...

    Me: *slips on train (floor soaking from rain)*
    *shriek*
    Dude sitting on train: You fallin' for me, darlin'?
    Me: Not... QUITE.


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  14. 18-07-2011, 21:28 #44
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    LOL that.

    I like surfin on the train when everyone is holding onto something.. just the adrenaline of either fallin forward or backwards when the train moves eractically.
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  15. 18-07-2011, 21:34 #45
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    I USED to do that to improve my unagi... but then random dudes thought I was losing my balance and leaning towards them on purpose...


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