Guy:heaven must be missin you
Girl:Sorry
Guy: you being a angel an all
If u were a buffet. Id lay u out on a table and eat your salad bowl.
Your eyes are like spanners. Everytime you look at me they tighten my nuts.
I may not be your fred flinstone.but i deffo can make your bedrock
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"I've been watching you all night". RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Or the no words just the - I've got my eyes on you Jay Sean hand gesture.. I had to chuckle at that one.
"sucka ma chocolate salty balls"
I get more head in the hood, than a KKK ritual
"when you gonna let me tap that?"
while i'm in my car: "I bet you want me to be in your passenger seat"
I'm studying e-commerce but I'd rather be studying you!
Hmm, this is one I've had from an old white guy during a job interview:
White dude: *Leans over desk*
"I hope that someday soon everyone in the UK will be tea-coloured"
*raise eyebrows, looks at my chest & smile suggestively*
Me:
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
Tea coloured? The interviewer eyeing you up? lol
Lol @ tea coloured. I'm gonna use that now (not the pick up line).
fuck a chat up line....i just knock on random doors in a neighbourhood
looking like this
Yeah, I figure cos I didn't "respond" to his...er...ideals... I didn't get he job. Also, we both knew I wouldn't get it about 2 minutes in, but he just wanted to long it out.
Tea-coloured... apparently thats my skin tone... con leche.
Mindy, that explains a lot..
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
explains a lot about what? lolz
No matter mindy
Oh, another yucky line...
Me: *slips on train (floor soaking from rain)*
*shriek*
Dude sitting on train: You fallin' for me, darlin'?
Me: Not... QUITE.
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
LOL that.
I like surfin on the train when everyone is holding onto something.. just the adrenaline of either fallin forward or backwards when the train moves eractically.
Last edited by Iroquois Pliskin; 18-07-2011 at 21:29.
I USED to do that to improve my unagi... but then random dudes thought I was losing my balance and leaning towards them on purpose...
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
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