a girl used a chat up line on me once...
she said ..."do u know the time, i'm late for my job"...u can easily tell she wanted to have my babies..
a girl used a chat up line on me once...
she said ..."do u know the time, i'm late for my job"...u can easily tell she wanted to have my babies..
Chat up line at the store I work, where do you keep your mayo?
Well it can only be Heinz, or is it.
Obviously because I'm a terrible, terrible Muslim.
Modesty goes beyond a piece of cloth on your head, it is your manner, the way you carry yourself, and the impression you give out to others.
As I've said many a year ago, there are plenty of women who know how to wear a scarf with jangly accessories and all hanging off it, just so they're hit on by only muslim men. But... that's a whole 'nother thread.
Back to the thread, I love how you guys think everytime a woman speaks to you she wants you!
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
''hey bitch, im jimmy hard nails, patha enaa, rohleyyy''
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GOOD LUCK TO MY MAN DAVID GAYLE!
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Unagi? DANGER!!!! DANGER!!!
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
'hey there hotstuff why dont you come over to my place tonight and we both can play battleship- i'll show you my destroyer'.
You live in Forest Gate? That explains everything about the female population in the vicinity.
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
Have you met Saritah the Cheetah? She and baz are... "friends"...
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
sumink like that
is your real name google enchantment ?
Wut? 0_0
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
becos you're what ive been searching for
**cringe**
Ew .
Earth will deliver what Heaven desires.
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