Worst Chat up LINES!!!!!

[mindstate]

a girl used a chat up line on me once...

she said ..."do u know the time, i'm late for my job"...u can easily tell she wanted to have my babies..

[Iroquois Pliskin]

Chat up line at the store I work, where do you keep your mayo?

Well it can only be Heinz, or is it.

[Enchantress]

Why would you opt to wear hijab for one day and then another day without?

Obviously because I'm a terrible, terrible Muslim.


Modesty goes beyond a piece of cloth on your head, it is your manner, the way you carry yourself, and the impression you give out to others.
As I've said many a year ago, there are plenty of women who know how to wear a scarf with jangly accessories and all hanging off it, just so they're hit on by only muslim men. But... that's a whole 'nother thread.

Back to the thread, I love how you guys think everytime a woman speaks to you she wants you!

[incredible]

''hey bitch, im jimmy hard nails, patha enaa, rohleyyy''

[Zero]

Daaaaanger!

[Enchantress]

Unagi? DANGER!!!! DANGER!!!

[M4RN1]

'hey there hotstuff why dont you come over to my place tonight and we both can play battleship- i'll show you my destroyer'.

[Tariq2009]

I love how you guys think everytime a woman speaks to you she wants you!

[/B]

with most ethnic girls, if you talk to them they think it automatically means you like them. Half of them if you ask them one question they act like you're putting in a marriage proposal.

[Enchantress]

You live in Forest Gate? That explains everything about the female population in the vicinity.

[Tariq2009]

You live in Forest Gate? That explains everything about the female population in the vicinity.

haha nah

i moved out of the forest into the jungle

[Enchantress]

Have you met Saritah the Cheetah? She and baz are... "friends"...

[Tariq2009]

sumink like that

is your real name google enchantment ?

[Enchantress]

Wut? 0_0

[Tariq2009]

becos you're what ive been searching for

**cringe**

[Enchantress]

Ew .