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**Iroquois Pliskin** · 20-02-2010, 20:21

Originally Posted by DJ B4VVY

Yea I have to agree with that, I once went on a date with a guy who stank of B.O. it's a good job the weather was good that way the windows of the car were open but when we were in the cinema, just to top it off, he had bad breath too! And then he wonders why we haven't had a second date lol

Told ya to keep it on the low.

**incredible** · 20-02-2010, 23:45

Originally Posted by The_Dark_Knight

I always thought women loved a man to be a little rough and tough??

But of course a guy should always have good hygiene

The girls that I have come across do like their men tough n rough

A shower a day if not 2 will do wonders and make sure to slap on some aftershave hehe.

If you can't do the above for any reason....there is still hope...

I have mates that are made of money (literally) and they do have cracking birds.

**Tariq2009** · 21-02-2010, 02:10

Incred when have i said ALL women are gold diggers ? like Rabies Nesbit you seem to have skimmed through a post.

Why would I need to take advice on women from an 18 stone steroid junkie ? I'm 10 and half stone and unlike you i can see my dick without having to bend forward.

I think you should work out your brain sometimes. Increasing evidence suggests there are exercises we can do to keep our brains in shape. When it comes to women brains >> brawn.

**incredible** · 21-02-2010, 06:58

Originally Posted by Tariq2009

Incred when have i said ALL women are gold diggers ? like Rabies Nesbit you seem to have skimmed through a post.

Why would I need to take advice on women from an 18 stone steroid junkie ? I'm 10 and half stone and unlike you i can see my dick without having to bend forward.

I think you should work out your brain sometimes. Increasing evidence suggests there are exercises we can do to keep our brains in shape. When it comes to women brains >> brawn.

What are steroids? How do you know I take them? Can I not be naturally 18stones without steroids? is it impossible? omg your such a knowlegable guy, what do steroids do? and how do they make people reach 18stones?? please do tell me! oh and is creatine steroids? if I take enough protein shakes would it make me massive? How much protein is in creatine? how much complex carbs is there in dianabol?

10.5 stones not bad!! I'm guessing you're 5ft8. did you use steroids to get to 10.5 stones??? u must have! I bet you use GH and Slin aswel?? what about IGF? MGF peptides?? bet u bang in 2 grams of test a week, shit man! wow! TELL ME HOW U DO IT MAN!??! please..

here listen to this Tupac track whilst answering my questions:
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**Tariq2009** · 21-02-2010, 20:38

I'm five eleven

**queen bee** · 21-02-2010, 21:20

Thread rape.

**Tariq2009** · 21-02-2010, 21:54

Originally Posted by queen bee

Thread rape.

not all rapist are fucking cunts, some are fucking arseholes

**incredible** · 21-02-2010, 22:36

Originally Posted by Tariq2009

I'm five eleven

u huge bastard! lol. Damn now 10.5 stones doesnt seem that impressive anymore.

**Tariq2009** · 21-02-2010, 22:49

yep im so skinny you could wrap the whole of one of those big chunky arms around me

**Pretzel** · 21-02-2010, 22:54

^ That does sound skinny for your height though... i think my brother is the same height but weighs more, but its pure flubb not incred lol.

**incredible** · 21-02-2010, 22:54

Originally Posted by Tariq2009

yep im so skinny you could wrap the whole of one of those big chunky arms around me

mate I rather you find yourself a gold digger chick. if all fails then I don't see no harm of giving you a hug xxx.

oh n btw what did you take to become skinny? Ephedrine? Clenbuterol?

Dinitrophenol (DNP?) though this sh1t was dangerous??

**incredible** · 21-02-2010, 22:55

Originally Posted by Pretzel

^ That does sound skinny for your height though... i think my brother is the same height but weighs more, but its pure flubb not incred lol.

a man needs some meat on his body. Otherwise how would he keep himself warm?

**Tariq2009** · 21-02-2010, 23:01

Pretzel, my BMI is 20.7, apparently people who have a BMI between 20-23 live the longest, so it's all good.

Incred, i used to be bulimic but then i was introduced to anorexia, and it's much cheaper, so now I've stuck with that. Why buy food in the first place, if your gonna throw it up ?

**Zero** · 21-02-2010, 23:02

Same could be said about women!

**incredible** · 21-02-2010, 23:07

Originally Posted by Tariq2009

Pretzel, my BMI is 20.7, apparently people who have a BMI between 20-23 live the longest, so it's all good.

Incred, i used to be bulimic but then i was introduced to anorexia, and it's much cheaper, so now I've stuck with that. Why buy food in the first place, if your gonna throw it up ?

I thought it just meant it's 'normal' weight? and dont tell me you by the BMI shitty index lol. It's crap. You could be 15stones at your height with solid muscles and low bf% and it will class you as obese