I'm your Dad in a T shirt

**incredible** · 09-03-2010, 23:33

Originally Posted by Zero

Lmao this is what you call chirpsed to death.

It's got to be done. (f)ussy is (f)ussy at the end of the day

**Pretzel** · 10-03-2010, 11:35

Im still hungover and have a concussion and i read stuff like this on here....
it might still be my concussion.

**Spider Pig** · 10-03-2010, 19:24

Originally Posted by incredible

I got the girl numbers from the dirty van man, got the potato from Desi Bites seen as I was in BD3

man my mates always goin on about how easy bradford girls are, well any of my mates go on about it whether its anywhere really lol brum/manc/london, I've been brought up suppressed in the wrong area.

this guy who went to uni with my mates from bradford, was drivin past these two girls and just pulled over, after 2mins they had their numbers, wtf. shit is fucked, mainly because I can't/don't do that, fml.

**Pretzel** · 10-03-2010, 20:33

My ex is from Bradford = MajorEpicFlopFail

lol

**DJ B4VVY** · 10-03-2010, 21:27

Lol who's your ex, I may know him!

**jellytots.** · 10-03-2010, 22:32

Originally Posted by queen bee

Yesterday I was walking through town and bare guys were looking at me, seriously no lie.
I got 4 numbers, and like, about 25 minutes later I called one of the guys; that's after I went to retouch my makeup and dry shampoo my hair, of course. He said, 'baby you so fine! We should catch a bollywood movie sometime! You know, one of them old tear jerking flicks, like Kabhi Pussy Kabhi Bum. Haha I was totally like not expecting that from him. My kitty gets her whiskers in a tray of milk often, but that doesn't mean I don't love my man though.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Oh my life, I think I just came.

**Memphis** · 11-03-2010, 00:36

LOL! ........

**queen bee** · 11-03-2010, 01:14

A hee hee, I was being extremely serious my loves.

**incredible** · 11-03-2010, 02:26

Originally Posted by Spider Pig

man my mates always goin on about how easy bradford girls are, well any of my mates go on about it whether its anywhere really lol brum/manc/london, I've been brought up suppressed in the wrong area.

this guy who went to uni with my mates from bradford, was drivin past these two girls and just pulled over, after 2mins they had their numbers, wtf. shit is fucked, mainly because I can't/don't do that, fml.

hehe spig. Your mates are not far off from reality. Places like Leeds, bradford, Brum, manch etc are easy to pull chicks from because of the big asian population. But the truth of the matter is if you're mates were driving a half decent car they would pull.

And as to bradford Uni, dont even go there man! I've had some good time there!

bitches come and go

the BIG guys will always get the girls. (not so on the physical side but..) lets see if this works (

) walk tall and take no sh!t from anyone, if someone gets in your way, destroy them and everything the love, being a "Big Man" is about conquering the world, raping and pillaging, burning down cities and ruling the world. it is a mind set....make sure to spell the word big correctly, it's Big with a cap. so if you feel small you're small, if you feel you'r big, you're big. Girls love BIG

cus BIG = BADASS

**DJ B4VVY** · 12-03-2010, 14:15

I'd prefer a quiet guy

**Spider Pig** · 12-03-2010, 20:46

Originally Posted by incredible

hehe spig. Your mates are not far off from reality. Places like Leeds, bradford, Brum, manch etc are easy to pull chicks from because of the big asian population. But the truth of the matter is if you're mates were driving a half decent car they would pull.

And as to bradford Uni, dont even go there man! I've had some good time there!

bitches come and go

the BIG guys will always get the girls. (not so on the physical side but..) lets see if this works (

) walk tall and take no sh!t from anyone, if someone gets in your way, destroy them and everything the love, being a "Big Man" is about conquering the world, raping and pillaging, burning down cities and ruling the world. it is a mind set....make sure to spell the word big correctly, it's Big with a cap. so if you feel small you're small, if you feel you'r big, you're big. Girls love BIG

cus BIG = BADASS

lolol at the 2nd part, couple my mates go brad uni, I heard so much shit, they say ppl doin their thing in the library rooms etc. I'm like

unfortunately not had the time to go into the uni and see it first hand lool

**The_Dark_Knight** · 12-03-2010, 21:07

Originally Posted by incredible

hehe spig. Your mates are not far off from reality. Places like Leeds, bradford, Brum, manch etc are easy to pull chicks from because of the big asian population.

If areas you mentioned have a big asian population, then wouldn't the girls be more hesitant, when it comes to talking to guys? Like next man might know them and etc? and shit spreads so quick, that the girls would be forced to get married the next day to a freshy.

**DJ B4VVY** · 12-03-2010, 21:30

Lol kida get upto so much shit these days, they're not bothered about who sees. I was walking past Hollywood Bowl and there was a big group of young Asians and the boys were trying to get the girls to buy them shots and they were saying to the girls "Yea you might not drink but I do!" You see more and more Asians in clubs these days too in Bradford but alot of them go to Leeds because they're scared of getting caught in Bradford! And that's coming from an Asian taxi driver!

**incredible** · 13-03-2010, 06:38

The Dark Knight I think Bavi just answered your questions.

Boys n girls now don't give a fck who see them. It's been like this in bradford for a good few years now. Wherever you go in bradford, wheather it's the town centre, Cinemas, unis/ college etc etc. You will see girls n guys chilling together (asian).

but one thing though, I think most people go to Leeds cus the clubs are better

Spig Bradford uni atrium building is basically a dating club lol and as to library bare shit goes on in there. I've met a few lovely ladies in there. I dont know who the security guard is in there now but it used to be a guy called Dave, always used to let me in without a uni card

bradford college is another Dating centre lol.