10 THINGS WOMEN WEAR THAT MEN HATE:
Harem pants
- HAREM PANTS
Yeeaaaaah, nothing shocking there - even you know these are pretty ridiculous-looking. So imagine how mortified your man is.
Word from the office
"I dream of Jeanie? I dream that you didn't look like MC Hammer or worst case scenario, that you've had an accident."
Jumpsuits
- JUMPSUITS
Jumpsuits have only gotten more popular and more egregious since last year, we love the slinky silhouette they create - sadly it seems men don't.
Word from the office
"They're the ultimate in women-dressing-for-other-women fashion - confusing and overly clever. At best you look like a sexy toddler, at worst like my Mum in the 70s."
Headbands
- HEADBANDS
We love the carefree 60s halcyon days look a headband helps to recreate.
Word from the office
"Why would anyone choose to actively look like Bjorn Borg?"
Gladiator Sandals
- GLADIATOR SANDALS
The go-to summer shoe when nothing else will cut it and you don't want to wear heels.
Word from the office
"Please don't wear them. I will have to spend my summer desperately trying to block out a mental image of Russell Crowe in a loin cloth. I mean, he was bad enough in The Quick and The Dead."
Dungarees
- DUNGAREES
Our inner 80's child comes out and we all get to dress like Charlene in Neighbours again.
Word from the office
"They look like lederhosen, which really only works for 5-year-old Austrian boys and the Austrian mothers that love them."
Leggings
- LEGGINGS
They are a great alternative to jeans and fast becoming a fashion staple for most women.
Word from the office
"I am perplexed as to why women think it's cool to dress like Cyndi Lauper. Do girls really want to have fun? I think they would have a lot more if they removed their leggings."
UGG boots
- UGG BOOTS (GENUINE OR NOT LOL)
A comfy staple in most women's shoe closets.
Word from the office
"UGG boots, more like UGGly boots - especially when worn with skinny jeans, it looks like your legs have been swapped for a pair of seven irons."
Oversized Sunglasses
- OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES
While you and Nicole Richie love hiding behind large shades, the man in your life may not be so certain of this summertime look.
Word from the office
"You look like a human-size praying mantis walking towards me. Run away, run away..."
Tuxedos
- TUXEDOS
Menswear on women can be both elegant and a great alternative to wearing a frock. Alexa Chung is great at working this look.
Word from the office
"This just makes me confused and uncomfortable about my sexuality. Next."
Fringing
- FRINGING (ON THE BAG LADS, SHES DOESNT HAVE A FRINGE =P)
Fringing is a hot trend for festivals and looks great as an accent on bags and shoes.
Word from the office
"Now I am just thinking about Russell Crowe again, gah."
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