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    Whatever faith we believe in, never underestimate God nor mock Him


    Here are some men and women

    who mocked God

    Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

    During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

    Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

    Cazuza (Bio-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

    During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

    while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'


    He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

    The man who built the Titanic


    After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

    With an ironic tone he said:

    'Not even God can sink it'


    The result:I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
    Bon Scott (Singer)

    The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC.
    On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

    'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

    On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

    In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

    The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

    'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

    She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

    Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

    the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

    The police said there was no way the trunk
    could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

    Pass this message
    Hope that you don't ignore andlet Allah {God} bless you.
    And remember seek Him whilst He may be found!!!
    “Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains
    (Holy Qur’an, 17:37)."
    “He {God} does not love the proud ones
    (Holy Qur’an, 16:23)."
    “Is not hell the dwelling of the arrogant ones?
    (Holy Qur’an, 39:60)"
    Leave alone those who take their religion to be mere play and amusement, and are deceived by the life of this world. But proclaim (to them) this (truth): that every soul delivers itself to ruin by its own acts: it will find for itself no protector or intercessor except Allah. If it offered every ransom, (or reparation), none will be accepted: such is (the end of) those who deliver themselves to ruin by their own acts: they will have for drink (only) boiling water, and for punishment, one most grievous: for they persisted in rejecting Allah. {Holy Qur’an, 6:70}




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    Yeh now list all the terrible things that happened to believers. Of course there's a nice sugar coated perspective for that - 'God trials those whom he loves the most' (paraphrased). I've seen terrible diseases fall upon the most religious of people.

    "I'll let you break me off, but I won't let you break my heart"

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    So now you wanna censor Satire becos it might offend a few Theists ?

    also which of the hundreds of thousands of deity's that have existed since the beginning of mankind do you not want everyone not to mock ? God? Allah? Yahwey? Horus? Krishna? Zeus? Horus? Anubis? Aphrodite ? Ra? Thoth ? Robbie Fowler ? Thor? please specify

    Since your so defensive over god please tell me why god didn't intervene in the Japanese Earthquake? 'God' being the all powerful all knowing omniscient and omnipotent force already knew shit was gonna pop off in Japan, yet he still didn't intercede ? Guess God must still be tired after he went all out to create the world in 6 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Genious View Post
    Yeh now list all the terrible things that happened to believers. Of course there's a nice sugar coated perspective for that - 'God trials those whom he loves the most' (paraphrased). I've seen terrible diseases fall upon the most religious of people.
    gods testing them innit bruuuuvvv... these trials and tribulations are there to test our faith !

    u know how it is... god takes all the credit and plaudits when sumink good happens... it's " thanks to god"... when sumink bad happens it's can be anybody's else's fault but gods. It's down to 'bad luck' or ' errmm is just wasn't meant to happen'

    but hey we are 'mere humans'... gods work in mysterious ways that we are unable to comprehend or understand....

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    LOL - I wonder who will form a good argument to counter your opinions..... I can't.

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    I would form a counter-argument, but I've retired from debating with pakis.

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    ' walk on a main junction, look up to the skies ask god beam me up scotty and go challenge him.' never know might get an answer.




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    Quote Originally Posted by M4RN1 View Post
    ' walk on a main junction, look up to the skies ask god beam me up scotty and go challenge him.' never know might get an answer.
    I would consider that but God has never spoken to people openly in broad daylight and/or in public spectrum and I don't think he will go against the own precedent he has set for himself for a nobody like me. Back in the day he used find a shepherd or a carpenter when they were alone, when nobody else was around and tell them to pass on his message(maybe god doesn't like big crowds ?). Well apparently not everybody was listening to his messengers and was arguing about the semantics so he got pissed off and decided he'd stop passing on his message about 1400 years ago and is now on an extended hiatus where he can't be asked communicating with the human race again.

    Besides I will not even attempt to liaise with god, what will I do if he decides to come out of his 1400 years hiatus and start communicating with humans again ? once I start telling people the main man upstairs spoke to me I would instantly be diagnosed as a Schizophrenic by some Psychiatrist. However if I talk to god, without him replying back to me it's a perfectly socially acceptable norm and it even has a title given to it called 'praying'. Not that I do that anyway. God already has enough people pestering & badgering him with personal requests.

    and Zero what has my ethnicity got to do with anything ? lol .. another prejudice comment from our resident xenophobe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero View Post
    I would form a counter-argument, but I've retired from debating with pakis.
    Quote Originally Posted by M4RN1 View Post
    ' walk on a main junction, look up to the skies ask god beam me up scotty and go challenge him.' never know might get an answer.
    I can confirm that one of these two responses is correct!


    There is nothing to counter what Tariq asked or said is correct, because his responses, questions are typical of a non-believer, its a an open book question/response all non-believers ask. I've heard it many times before, i've have had people ask me the same question when i was in college many times too.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq2009
    u know how it is... god takes all the credit and plaudits when sumink good happens... it's " thanks to god"...
    Correct.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq2009
    when sumink bad happens it's can be anybody's else's fault but gods. It's down to 'bad luck' or ' errmm is just wasn't meant to happen'
    Correct.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq2009
    but hey we are 'mere humans'... gods work in mysterious ways that we are unable to comprehend or understand....
    Correct.




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    ^^ erm when have I ever claimed non belief ? If I claimed certainty for what I can't prove or have no evidence of then that would make as arrogant and smug as Atheists or a Theist like yourself. There could very possibly be a Deity/Creator, but it certainly ain't the Genocide General of the the Old Testament or the one that mandates wife beating in the Quran.

    I have met lots of irrational, illogical non-thinkers like you and you got the audacity to patronise me when you are are non-thinker who bases his belief purely on tradition, authority and what Religion you're parents told you to believe.

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    Advice God | quickmeme - StumbleUpon

    haha, this is hilarious

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