Desi Clan: Behind Closed Doors

**Zero** · 05-04-2007, 17:05

Dear All,

It has recently come to my attention that the bitter rivalry between the créme de la créme of the asianplace and the scum de la scum of the asianplace is now pursuing. I believe I shall reveal all.

Now wat follows next is the bitter truth about the reality of Desi Clan. Like in all society's there are well-mannered people. But, there are a few who put the others to a bad name. And as an ex-desi clanner, I decided to produce an article on what actually happened in that society, that asianplacers were oblivious to.

As being a regular, but young member, I was taken advantage of. I suffered harrassment for not playing an online game properly. Verbal abuse was an every-day thing to me. Derogatory names were placed on my innocent skull. And, I dread to say it, sexual abuse was common between members after night. And it was all directed by the ringleader himself. Mister Iroquois Pliskin. Ever wondered why he stayed up so late? To prey on innocent girls (and boys lol). When I was sleepy and couldnt concentrate this beast would start pinching my buttox accompanied with groaning sounds of pleasure. I was terrified I tell you. Also, once I was chatting amiably with other desi clanners when he marched into the thread anbd ordered me to go to superdrug and purchase some vaseline, for what reason I do not know, but I remember distinctly hearing the sounds of a very young girl crying in his office. People say he was a wife beater? Was that a guilty concience? Is that why he wanted to change his image to a husband beater? Or A child beater? I do not know. On things for sure people. When you go to your control panel and click for mebership to that wasted clan, you are signing your username off to Mister. I. Pliskin to be abused. I advise people not to do it at all! I myself have suffered terribly at the hands off that rogue. Desi Clan has a few, well-mannered members, I shall not tell an untruth, BUT on the inside....

So I end this article on a positive note. While I am now in the gentlemen's club I am treated in such a manner, that I think that this is e-heaven. I feel so at home sipping on cocktails and literally drowning in paisa. Even though the desi clan rinsed me off my money, I still have some paisa to guide me through. With distinguished member such as King Miz, Lord Vertigo And Sir KC, there is no doubt that they have helped me with there top counselling and kind words, free of charge.

Author: Gentleman Zero, Esq.
Date Written: 5th April 2007

**Prophet_K-C** · 05-04-2007, 17:17

I am happy to help you recover from the sexual abuse you suffered in the hands of DC. hopefully your account of the dirty sinful acts which DC likes to endulge in will save any future budding Dc'ers...

See people, this is what your beloved Desi clan do behind close doors...

**AmericanBoi** · 05-04-2007, 17:20

In Lieu of Sir Zero's Article,

What Sir Zero has mentioned in his article might be true but what the real deal is that why would someone call the fellow comarade names? Why would someone abuse his own fella ? Why? Any clues yet?

I will tell you. Being a DC'er myself i am loyal at this very point and i dont see why i should leave at this very moment.

If a person doesnt do as asked to and being a part of a great community like DC you would certainly face abuse and harrasment. We train real soldiers. And a real soldier never complains. In the Gent Club you dont pick up fights...Why? Because you think you are to weak to fight the evils. You cant be bothered to get your hands dirty. You guys act like you are Leonardo from The Aviators. Who washes his hands even after touching a camera reel.
If you gotta be good you gotta dirty your hands. We are the Spartans who fight and make this community come into existence.

Tell me what good have u done to this great community such as AP? What? Have u ever left that "so-called" Gent hub of yours and sought out to capture great lands? A real spartan is someone who fights for dominance. You guys think that by talking crap about DC you can take away members of this clan and make them join the Gent Club.

Well we think of bigger things unlike your lame tactics of making the existing Ap members. We go out in the wild and capture beasts from other Clans and pursue them to become a part of this great Community.

Ending my reply i only want to say one thing.

What do guys actually do to dominate the outside lands?

Signing off
Dc'er
AmericanBoi.

**Prophet_K-C** · 05-04-2007, 17:25

Originally Posted by AmericanBoi

In Lieu of Sir Zero's Article,

What Sir Zero has mentioned in his article might be true but what the real deal is that why would someone call the fellow comarade names? Why would someone abuse his own fella ? Why? Any clues yet?

I will tell you. Being a DC'er myself i am loyal at this very point and i dont see why i should leave at this very moment.

If a person doesnt do as asked to and being a part of a great community like DC you would certainly face abuse and harrasment. We train real soldiers. And a real soldier never complains. In the Gent Club you dont pick up fights...Why? Because you think you are to weak to fight the evils. You cant be bothered to get your hands dirty. You guys act like you are Leonardo from The Aviators. Who washes his hands even after touching a camera reel.
If you gotta be good you gotta dirty your hands. We are the Spartans who fight and make this community come into existence.

Tell me what good have u done to this great community such as AP? What? Have u ever left that "so-called" Gent hub of yours and sought out to capture great lands? A real spartan is someone who fights for dominance. You guys think that by talking crap about DC you can take away members of this clan and make them join the Gent Club.

Well we think of bigger things unlike your lame tactics of making the existing Ap members. We go out in the wild and capture beasts from other Clans and pursue them to become a part of this great Community.

Ending my reply i only want to say one thing.

What do guys actually do to dominate the outside lands?

Signing off
Dc'er
AmericanBoi.

I heard your computer crashed when you were about to conquer a land and you had to restart it and start all over again,

**MizzyBone** · 05-04-2007, 17:26

Originally Posted by AmericanBoi

In Lieu of Sir Zero's Article,

What Sir Zero has mentioned in his article might be true but what the real deal is that why would someone call the fellow comarade names? Why would someone abuse his own fella ? Why? Any clues yet?

I will tell you. Being a DC'er myself i am loyal at this very point and i dont see why i should leave at this very moment.

If a person doesnt do as asked to and being a part of a great community like DC you would certainly face abuse and harrasment. We train real soldiers. And a real soldier never complains. In the Gent Club you dont pick up fights...Why? Because you think you are to weak to fight the evils. You cant be bothered to get your hands dirty. You guys act like you are Leonardo from The Aviators. Who washes his hands even after touching a camera reel.
If you gotta be good you gotta dirty your hands. We are the Spartans who fight and make this community come into existence.

Tell me what good have u done to this great community such as AP? What? Have u ever left that "so-called" Gent hub of yours and sought out to capture great lands? A real spartan is someone who fights for dominance. You guys think that by talking crap about DC you can take away members of this clan and make them join the Gent Club.

Well we think of bigger things unlike your lame tactics of making the existing Ap members. We go out in the wild and capture beasts from other Clans and pursue them to become a part of this great Community.

Ending my reply i only want to say one thing.

What do guys actually do to dominate the outside lands?

Signing off
Dc'er
AmericanBoi.

Dear Pathetic American Filth,

I the King of AP have done far more for this land than you can ought to have imagined, while you were in elementary school being watched by foreskin from across the playground I was building this forum attracting members from the WWW.

Chairman of Gentleman's Club
King of AP

Mizteriouz

**AmericanBoi** · 05-04-2007, 17:27

Originally Posted by Prophet_K-C

I heard your computer crashed when you were about to conquer a land and you had to restart it and start all over again,

But was still successful in conquering it. No war is all goody there are up's and down's

**AmericanBoi** · 05-04-2007, 17:29

Originally Posted by Mizteriouz

Dear Pathetic American Filth,

I the King of AP have done far more for this land than you can ought to have imagined, while you were in elementary school being watched by foreskin from across the playground I was building this forum attracting members from the WWW.

Chairman of Gentleman's Club
King of AP

Mizteriouz

That just proves my point. Talking crap to existence DC'ers

And what have u done to prevail it? SHIT
If u think after capturing something u gonna keep it then do a raincheck on yaself. Someone might have already taken it back from ya.

**HussainU** · 05-04-2007, 19:58

firstly i would like to say well said AmericanbBoi!

and like americanBoi said we train hard! we fighT! if u act like a pussy(like zero did often) then you shall be abused! aif that means kayz abuses u sexually then thats wat it wil be!

we stand till the death! we dont put some one on a seat and ask em where they were born? we put a gun to their head!

DC SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
in a few months or years people will say LONG LIVE DC!
a fellow gent will mention the gents club and the reply : "gent wat?"

you wont even be rememberd!

**Zero** · 05-04-2007, 20:03

Originally Posted by HussainU

like a pussy(like zero did often) then you shall be abused! aif that means kayz

EDITED!................

**AmericanBoi** · 05-04-2007, 20:03

Look this just proves you guys are worthless and cant even wipe yo own ass crack....

Originally Posted by vertigo

Has there been a change in what type of tissue you to wipe your ass or does the crap get absorbed into the chairs you sit on? (smeered if the chair is leather)
well being part of the gentlemen clan we now have servents to do that for us

You need people to even feed you, and make babies...hahahahahha shit

**Zero** · 05-04-2007, 20:05

Lol hussain, youre the one who is a little pussy(cat) for quoting me when I didnt even mention you in my post.

I will toss you a copper coin later.

**HussainU** · 05-04-2007, 20:07

make it two coins please? am struggling times are hard

**Zero** · 05-04-2007, 20:09

Originally Posted by HussainU

make it two coins please? am struggling times are hard

Insolent fool, do not beg me otherwise you shall get no coppers.
If you want to be priveladged, please wipe my shoes which have become slightly discoloured

**HussainU** · 05-04-2007, 20:12

shoes? u call dem shoes? i call it carrier bags.. how do i clean a bag?

now hop along little boy! go sit on a chai or something!

am outa here .

**Zero** · 05-04-2007, 20:15

Lol, little boy? Peasants like you should be burnt at the stake for causing a public nuisance by jsut being "there". And you do not know how much my brogues cost, much more than youll ever earn in 5 years.

And people like me do not sit on "Chai". We drink it. This vagabond manner that you have: Is it some sort of ritual that you do? Sitting ojn chai? In order to bring more money into your filthy shanty's in the slums?