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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    Dear All,

    It has recently come to my attention that the bitter rivalry between the créme de la créme of the asianplace and the scum de la scum of the asianplace is now pursuing. I believe I shall reveal all.

    Now wat follows next is the bitter truth about the reality of Desi Clan. Like in all society's there are well-mannered people. But, there are a few who put the others to a bad name. And as an ex-desi clanner, I decided to produce an article on what actually happened in that society, that asianplacers were oblivious to.

    As being a regular, but young member, I was taken advantage of. I suffered harrassment for not playing an online game properly. Verbal abuse was an every-day thing to me. Derogatory names were placed on my innocent skull. And, I dread to say it, sexual abuse was common between members after night. And it was all directed by the ringleader himself. Mister Iroquois Pliskin. Ever wondered why he stayed up so late? To prey on innocent girls (and boys lol). When I was sleepy and couldnt concentrate this beast would start pinching my buttox accompanied with groaning sounds of pleasure. I was terrified I tell you. Also, once I was chatting amiably with other desi clanners when he marched into the thread anbd ordered me to go to superdrug and purchase some vaseline, for what reason I do not know, but I remember distinctly hearing the sounds of a very young girl crying in his office. People say he was a wife beater? Was that a guilty concience? Is that why he wanted to change his image to a husband beater? Or A child beater? I do not know. On things for sure people. When you go to your control panel and click for mebership to that wasted clan, you are signing your username off to Mister. I. Pliskin to be abused. I advise people not to do it at all! I myself have suffered terribly at the hands off that rogue. Desi Clan has a few, well-mannered members, I shall not tell an untruth, BUT on the inside....

    So I end this article on a positive note. While I am now in the gentlemen's club I am treated in such a manner, that I think that this is e-heaven. I feel so at home sipping on cocktails and literally drowning in paisa. Even though the desi clan rinsed me off my money, I still have some paisa to guide me through. With distinguished member such as King Miz, Lord Vertigo And Sir KC, there is no doubt that they have helped me with there top counselling and kind words, free of charge.

    Author: Gentleman Zero, Esq.
    Date Written: 5th April 2007
    Grade A bullshit..




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    Ah put a sock in it all of you!

    All of you chat Grade A bullshit.

    Let bygones be bygones, and leave each other alone, nuff said.

    End of story (I hope!)
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    Let's all kiss and make up now shall we?

    Boys?

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    u come here^^^ lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HussainU
    make it two coins please? am struggling times are hard
    I can tell you look famished.
    Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?





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    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanBoi
    u come here^^^ lol
    Lol nah you come here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M L BAV 187
    Lol nah you come here!

    and do wat now? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizteriouz
    I can tell you look famished.
    Anorexia? lolz.

    Lol @ grade A bullshit as well....I sed wat I sed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    Anorexia? lolz.

    Lol @ grade A bullshit as well....I sed wat I sed.
    Well they are nothing but peasants after all
    Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?





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    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanBoi
    and do wat now? lol
    I told you, we're all going to kiss and make up!

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    thats it???? pssshtttt ok i'll be there

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    Quote Originally Posted by M L BAV 187
    I told you, we're all going to kiss and make up!
    Im sorry to inform you but the Desi Clanners only kiss males...

    but you can come over to the Gentleman club if you need your womanly needs met.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prophet_K-C
    Im sorry to inform you but the Desi Clanners only kiss males...

    but you can come over to the Gentleman club if you need your womanly needs met.
    I'm not allowed to, I attempted to join and got refused!

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    thats because the gentlemen need a certain trust level to form before letting people join because we cannot let anybody witness what goes on inside the gentleman club. So lets start trusting eachother, send me some nude pics of yourself bav, and i promise i wont post them up...you can trust me...
    Last edited by Prophet_K-C; 05-04-2007 at 23:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prophet_K-C
    thats because the gentlemen need a certain trust level to form before letting people join because we cannot let anybody witness what goes on inside the gentleman club. So lets start trusting eachother, send me some nufe pics of yourself bav, and i promise i wont post them up...you can trust me...

    who was talking about perving??? now look wat the fella who calls himslef a gent is asking...

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