'Have sex', pleads Kirsten

[StyLeZ]

If India ends up lifting the ICC Champions Trophy next week, their success can possibly be attributed to a revolutionary new coaching approach adopted by Gary Kirsten: encouraging his players to, erm, get busy.

MS Dhoni and troops have received a four page document written by the former Saffer international turned coach, who reportedly says his players should "go ahead and indulge" in the hope of increasing on-field performances.

The advice is so good we may as well let it speak for itself:

"From a physiological perspective, having sex increases testosterone levels, which cause an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness.

"Conversely, not having sex for a period of a few months causes a significant drop in testosterone levels in both males and females, with the corresponding passiveness and decrease in aggression."

All bases are covered in the document - including advice for those not reaching first or second base with a partner. "If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with, one option is to go solo while imagining you have a partner, or a few partners, who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine."

"No pillow talk and no hugging required. Just roll over and go to sleep," the document adds.

@ the last few comments LOL

[mani]

clearly not enough sex was had before the pakistan game

or too much and it tired them out!