Programming Philosophies

[Zero]

Credit for this thread is not solely mine.

You will understand it. If you don't, then learn how to program.

Statement by those with philosophical minds:

"Girlfriend" is an overloaded method. Depending on how you call it, results in which one you get.[/color]

Some girls are like an abstract methods in Java. They have no body.

The typical asian is like a Final Static Field. They're so stubborn. Once they've been set, you can never change them.

Some people's minds operate just like a void method. Be wary of them.

If you try to compile a program with name "public class ChuckNorris", Dos Prompt will tell you that there is insufficient memory to continue.

More to be added later.

[Evil_Genious]

An asian is like a Pre-Compiler declaration, coz they've aready made up their mind before the program starts.

An asian girl is like a method that has no return value. Coz she'll take all your values, but won't give you nothing back.

Some people on this forum are like uninitialised pointers. Because if you try and see what their value is, they always return Garbage.

Fucking with OS is like tryna divide by Zero! It don't make sense, and it'll fuck your program up.

Explaining shit to people on this forum is like a recursive function with no exit condition, coz you'll end up doin it over and over and over and over again and you'll waste your life doin it.

There is no such thing as a Friend Function.

[Zero]

LOOOL @ recursive function.

The mental capacity of the typical pakistani girl is like casting and integer into a short. Its possible to save some information but overflow will most surely happen.

[Evil_Genious]

Just like in real life Java says inteligence is never the same and often never used.

public class humans
  { 
     Godgiven Inteligence;
     Godgiven inteligence;
     Godgiven INTELIGENCE;
  }

[mindstate]

if 2 is > 1

then what is X

[Evil_Genious]

Just because a child class inherits from a parent class all its attributes and functions, whether they be good or bad; it doesn't mean the child class can't override those attributes and functions in its own class. Therefore building on what it has inherited and creating its own identity.


Remember we all belong to a abstract class called Homosapian although even though we derive from a concrete class.


It's not over until the stack returns.


Some people get dumber as they get older, like memory leaks in C++, once they use the memory they have, they forget what they learnt and never release that memory for something new.


Public Class Life extends Bitch

(therefore life is a bitch)

[Zero]

Bumped for the love of God.

[Spider Pig]

this thread would've been as relevant to me in 2006 as swagga is now

[SweetSuga]

Guys are boolean - either true or false, nothing more to them

Trying to get info out of an asian guys head? - NULL EXCEPTION POINTER ERROR

asian guys are like the void method - they return nothing

sorry, it isnt as complex as your guys but it is late and I am tired =)

[SweetSuga]

P.S.. a human debugger is what is needed for you guys. I shall invent one then yous can pass through it

[Zero]

That actually sounded quite hawt.