Surprise! Here's your Rishta Man! - The Asian Place - Desi Forum

Rab C Nesbit · 24-05-2009, 00:04

I trekked it down to a village in the South Western Coast of England, thinking that I was going to discuss plans for a community group for Bangladeshis there.
Really, I was sent down to be paraded in front of quite a dashing young fresh boy.

I feel used.

...If only the HunchBack was Bengali, I wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bullshit.

Zero · 24-05-2009, 00:21

Oh dear.

Was the boy fit? Did you get his number?

Cheeky_Princess · 24-05-2009, 00:37

LOL uh oh...

What happen?

D351-GUND4M · 24-05-2009, 00:46

did you play wid him?

Guji-Ji · 24-05-2009, 10:24

Dayum that's just wrong.

D351-GUND4M · 24-05-2009, 10:31

assassination of the hunchback is in progress problem solved.
http://www.marks-music-circus.co.uk/...Notre_Dame.jpg

''Mission Start''

Zero · 24-05-2009, 14:29

Mission will fail now.

Rab C Nesbit · 24-05-2009, 16:56

He was really sweet, and quite handsome... but he's a fresh, a chemist and possibly younger than me...

Oh, and there's the slight issue that I'm not even interested in marriage.

GunDam, The HunchBack's a law enforcer, have fun.

queen bee · 24-05-2009, 19:55

Sounds oh so familiar.

I feel for you, doll.

Rab C Nesbit · 24-05-2009, 23:36

Queenie, lol.
What makes it worse is, an elderly white lady who lives in a care home set it all up.
Bless her.

If he wasn't so lovely and adorable, I would've recommended him for my sister...
My parents are starting look for people back home for her...
But, she'd ruin him, and kill his spirit.

I wish he was younger, I could just cuddle and smother him.

D351-GUND4M · 25-05-2009, 09:12

^
u weirdo...........
get a room

Memphis · 25-05-2009, 09:43

You should of said Yes'

queen bee · 25-05-2009, 14:20

ahaha. aw, an elderly white lady - you just don't expect shit like that to happen!

Haw, I hate this whole partner search. Its the same old same everytime, rinse lather repeat. Unless you have a nice old white lady sort it for you! Didn't you atleast want to trial him? See how sweet he really is? How far the smothering would go? At the fear of sounding sadistic or atleast a little mentally unhinged, I'll stop typing..

DJ B4VVY · 25-05-2009, 15:08

Lol @ Queen Bee.

I heard another terrible true story about freshies last night so I would never go there. Not that I would have anyway!

Rab C Nesbit · 27-05-2009, 13:42

He's too cute for me to trial him.
...and to be honest, he'd probably want to "Bollywood Romance" thing, and I'm not into that.
Plus, I'm not looking for marriage or even a relationship.
I have a broken fucked up thing with the HunchBack, I don't want to think about anyone else.

In FreshBoy's case, I wouldn't have wanted to torture him.
He's got a really baby face, and he's a really cute boy...
I just could cuddle him all day.
If he was smaller, I would've carried him and swung him up into the air.
Lol.

Now, smothering the HunchBack would have been hot.
He wants me to suffocate him.

24-05-2009, 00:04	#1 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,916 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	Surprise! Here's your Rishta Man! I trekked it down to a village in the South Western Coast of England, thinking that I was going to discuss plans for a community group for Bangladeshis there. Really, I was sent down to be paraded in front of quite a dashing young fresh boy. I feel used. ...If only the HunchBack was Bengali, I wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bullshit. I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

24-05-2009, 00:46	#4 (permalink)
D351-GUND4M Loyal Member Location: ガンダム Throne London ''HYPE DA FUNK'' Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,720 My Mood: I have 4 Blog Entries Rep Power: 153 Rep Level:	did you play wid him? Gundam ''Last Showdown'' Some People are Sweet an Yet so Bitter...So Best Thing To Do is Sour Them...That Way There Rotten

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Guji-Ji Respected Member Location: London Age: 20 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 13,381 I have 6 Blog Entries Rep Power: 503 Rep Level:	Dayum that's just wrong. ^^Thanks to the Evil_G^^

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D351-GUND4M Loyal Member Location: ガンダム Throne London ''HYPE DA FUNK'' Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,720 My Mood: I have 4 Blog Entries Rep Power: 153 Rep Level:	assassination of the hunchback is in progress problem solved. http://www.marks-music-circus.co.uk/...Notre_Dame.jpg ''Mission Start'' Gundam ''Last Showdown'' Some People are Sweet an Yet so Bitter...So Best Thing To Do is Sour Them...That Way There Rotten

24-05-2009, 16:56	#8 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,916 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	He was really sweet, and quite handsome... but he's a fresh, a chemist and possibly younger than me... Oh, and there's the slight issue that I'm not even interested in marriage. GunDam, The HunchBack's a law enforcer, have fun. I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

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Zero Respected Member Location: . Gender: Male Posts: 14,547 Rep Power: 704 Rep Level:	Oh dear. Was the boy fit? Did you get his number?

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queen bee Loyal Member Location: Where the hoodrats at? Gender: Female Country: Posts: 2,198 My Mood: Rep Power: 238 Rep Level:	Sounds oh so familiar. I feel for you, doll.

24-05-2009, 23:36	#10 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,916 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	Queenie, lol. What makes it worse is, an elderly white lady who lives in a care home set it all up. Bless her. If he wasn't so lovely and adorable, I would've recommended him for my sister... My parents are starting look for people back home for her... But, she'd ruin him, and kill his spirit. I wish he was younger, I could just cuddle and smother him. I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

25-05-2009, 09:12	#11 (permalink)
D351-GUND4M Loyal Member Location: ガンダム Throne London ''HYPE DA FUNK'' Age: 24 Gender: Male Country: Posts: 3,720 My Mood: I have 4 Blog Entries Rep Power: 153 Rep Level:	^ u weirdo........... get a room Gundam ''Last Showdown'' Some People are Sweet an Yet so Bitter...So Best Thing To Do is Sour Them...That Way There Rotten

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25-05-2009, 14:20	#13 (permalink)
queen bee Loyal Member Location: Where the hoodrats at? Gender: Female Country: Posts: 2,198 My Mood: Rep Power: 238 Rep Level:	ahaha. aw, an elderly white lady - you just don't expect shit like that to happen! Haw, I hate this whole partner search. Its the same old same everytime, rinse lather repeat. Unless you have a nice old white lady sort it for you! Didn't you atleast want to trial him? See how sweet he really is? How far the smothering would go? At the fear of sounding sadistic or atleast a little mentally unhinged, I'll stop typing..

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DJ B4VVY AP's Devil Location: PUDSEYYYYY Age: 25 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 15,973 My Mood: Rep Power: 587 Rep Level:	Lol @ Queen Bee. I heard another terrible true story about freshies last night so I would never go there. Not that I would have anyway! DJ B4VVY http://www.youtube.com/B4VVY Please support me!: http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-B4VVY/22371339840

27-05-2009, 13:42	#15 (permalink)
Rab C Nesbit Forum Addict! Location: Dystopia Age: 30 Gender: Female Country: Posts: 1,916 My Mood: Rep Power: 186 Rep Level:	He's too cute for me to trial him. ...and to be honest, he'd probably want to "Bollywood Romance" thing, and I'm not into that. Plus, I'm not looking for marriage or even a relationship. I have a broken fucked up thing with the HunchBack, I don't want to think about anyone else. In FreshBoy's case, I wouldn't have wanted to torture him. He's got a really baby face, and he's a really cute boy... I just could cuddle him all day. If he was smaller, I would've carried him and swung him up into the air. Lol. Now, smothering the HunchBack would have been hot. He wants me to suffocate him. I am Confidence and Insecurity. Evil Genious is My Budden Man.

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