Joke of the Day! Must Read!!!

[StyLeZ]

was going through bbc forums when i read this...

Girls Have a sense of humor, I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. Ihave, never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed, Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me, I said, ;WHAT What was that ;So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom. Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take, so I told her wed just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. n I think I threw her off the scent when I said, Thats fine, honey.She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I dont feel like it. Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, & I then said, Honey I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you. Apparently Im not having sex tonight either....but at least that b-hatch knows Im smarter than her.

[$xy $onz]

ive read dis b4 but dno wher

[DJ B4VVY]

Probably on this forum.

[unofficial freshy]

Originally Posted by $xy $onz ive read dis b4 but dno wher

snap, crackle n pop..... so have i........ but HAHAHAHAHA, its still worth reading again

[Anil]

Very nice!

[Tariq2009]

i find it funny women want men to love them for who they r as a person

when women dont love men for them, but for what they provide for them financially..

[DJ B4VVY]

That ain't exactly true, I never use men for money, I have enough of my own thank you very much

[Tariq2009]

what dyu want men for then BAv .........................

[DJ B4VVY]

I don't, that why I don't have one lol

[Rab C Nesbit]

Lol Tariq.
I just want men for the Sex.
...and they keep throwing gifts and emotions at me.

[Tariq2009]

Nesbot u have the negative sterotypical male's mentality

[Red_Chillies]

hhaaha....

[$xy $onz]

Originally Posted by unofficial freshy snap, crackle n pop..... so have i........ but HAHAHAHAHA, its still worth reading again

i didnt afta da 1st line i knew i read it b4

[WildHeart]

where's todays joke?