Pregnancy pains...

[desimack]

OK I'm going through a pregnancy like period last night I was doing some ab work outs and then I got wind too so I'm guessing this is practically like being pregnant and guys I can tell you it's not easy!

I been doing a lot of smelly farts which I would say is equivalent to breaking your water and I'm going through contractions and the baby is kicking but I'll update you on my condition I could deliver any day at this rate.

Pray for me and desimack jr.

[$xy $onz]

lolzz pregnancy pain is alot worse den dat huni lol

u men wont b able 2 handle it

[desimack]

yeah yeah your just jealous your not experiencing motherhood like I am

[$xy $onz]

lolzz haha u joka

i dnt want 2 either im not in a hurry

[desimack]

I can't wait to see my babies pretty little eyes!

[$xy $onz]

lolzz awww

whers da baby gna cum out 4m lol

[desimack]

lol man get out of my thread u spoiling the happy moment

[$xy $onz]

hehe awwww im spoiling ur fun ohwel neva mind lol

[desimack]

**pinches u somewhere** dont ask where :o

[Lady Shyne]

thats a piss take :| u cnt compare pregnancy pains to an ab workout lol. u have no clue what it b lyk.

[desimack]

It's the same you women are just jealous a man is having the experience!

[$xy $onz]

**pinches u somewhere** dont ask where :o

lolzz pagal not gna ask u wher jus gna slap u round da face lol hehe

[$xy $onz]

thats a piss take :| u cnt compare pregnancy pains to an ab workout lol. u have no clue what it b lyk.

init if dey eva go thru dat dey wud die lol n he finks we're jelous lol

[desimack]

lolzz pagal not gna ask u wher jus gna slap u round da face lol hehe

it was on the cheek :D

[$xy $onz]

lol joka stil gna slap u hehe

[desimack]

man u AP people are too violent you need to listen to earth song

[$xy $onz]

lolz nah its ok u listen 2 it

[Missy4u2nv]

LMAO you twat bag we spoke of this. YOUR NOT PREGNANT WOMAN....

[desimack]

lolz nah its ok u listen 2 it

I am ;(


LMAO you twat bag we spoke of this. YOUR NOT PREGNANT WOMAN....

I am pregnant and as a matter of fact right now I'm very fragile so why dont u have a coke, a smile n shut the fuck up d-)

[$xy $onz]

it makes him happy let him fink his pregnant lol

[Missy4u2nv]

I am pregnant and as a matter of fact right now I'm very fragile so why dont u have a coke, a smile n shut the fuck up d-)

Thats nooooh nice! Your pregnant, meaning your a woman? Thats interesting Mack

[$xy $onz]

I am ;(



lol y u crying 4?

[Phenomenon]

Lawlsssss...

[desimack]

lol y u crying 4?

Im fucking emotional!

God get with the program u dumbos :mad:

[$xy $onz]

Im fucking emotional!

God get with the program u dumbos :mad:

lol u dnt seem emotional any mor lol

[desimack]

lol u dnt seem emotional any mor lol


I'm having mood swings man one moment i wanna kill somebody next moment I wanna hug somebody

move back ppl!

[$xy $onz]

lolzz wat u wna do nxd eat coal? lol

[desimack]

lolzz wat u wna do nxd eat coal? lol

hey my baby is kicking come close u can feel it

**punches sonz in the nose**

wooo hes a strong one

[$xy $onz]

lolz nah its ok i dnt wna cum near u

[Lady Shyne]

mack when r u due then ? :D

[desimack]

i dont know man thats like asking soembody to time taking a shit

[Cheeky_Princess]

i wanna meet the baby u gnan look after it or throw it in the toilet???

knowin u id say 2nd option :p

[desimack]

i wanna meet the baby u gnan look after it or throw it in the toilet???

knowin u id say 2nd option :p

its a clone of me it needs to be cherished by the world!

[$xy $onz]

i dont know man thats like asking soembody to time taking a shit

wen did u find out u was pregnant lol

[desimack]

when i farted earlier this morning it smelt of baby

[$xy $onz]

lolz acha so u got a long way 2 go lol 9 months of pregnancy lol

[Guji-Ji]

Whos the father? :p

[Shaz.]

L O L
hahaha.


Hows it going so far?<)
Any morning sickness?
Bloating,crazay cravings?,heartburn?difficulty sleeping?

Try and take it easy 4 a while till the baby comes through huh..;)

[princess_azy]

OK I'm going through a pregnancy like period last night I was doing some ab work outs and then I got wind too so I'm guessing this is practically like being pregnant and guys I can tell you it's not easy!

I been doing a lot of smelly farts which I would say is equivalent to breaking your water and I'm going through contractions and the baby is kicking but I'll update you on my condition I could deliver any day at this rate.

Pray for me and desimack jr.


nothing you go through ever in your life could make you understand what pregnancy pains are like!

[Axii]

first of all your so gay.

secondly you know sumink dat pisses me ryt the fackedy off? when men say us woman have a weak threshold for pain??? i mean wtf!!!!!!!!!!! argh i hate dat!!!!

i hope your pain gets worse tho :) good luck with your shittin problems.

[Spider Pig]

mack I know how you feel man, before when I had diarhea, man it burnt badly, I was screamin like a woman whos givin birth, man it was painful, so yeh I have experienced the pain and I feel sorry for someone who is givin birth to triplets! or that 6 childs or some crazy shizzle lubz was tellin me about! :oh


riz is fav for the father, im not a bettin man but Im put 20 quid on 2/1, theres a suspicion it could be the milkman but im not so sure, maybe a 2 way bet?