View Full Version : MOST EMBARRASING MOMMENTS!!
playa4life55
13-10-2005, 04:53
Since im not a freshy no more 4rt i'll start a thread 4 da 1st tym...
wot is ur most embarassing momment or most embarassing thing that has eva happen'd 2 ya??
ok wen i was like 11, i was in roe lee park on the massive roundabout they used to have, no roundabout like it ever.. well i was pushing it and running wiv it, when all of a sudden my legs gave way and i fell whilst still holding onto the bars of the roundabout, and so i was like being dragged round n round on floor, and so my aherm my erm jeans i had on ermm they kinda came off ermm as they were rubbing against the floor and erm my knickers also came off exposing my whole bum.. i was only 11 but it was by far the most traumatising experience, seeing as all the gorya poryas were looking with big smiles on their faces!
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 12:48
did u goto roe lee park school?!
nah re bah! i didnt go to no trashy school :p I went to Audley, u hear me, AUDLEY!
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 13:43
audley? LMAO! and ur callin roe lee a trashy school? AURYT!
heehee, i did it on purpose :p and excuse ME, Audley was the best primary school wen i was there.. only recently its gone downhill, mind u last year in the tables they said audley was near the top or the top if im not mistaken...
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 13:47
roe lee was a good school. had a lot of good memories der.
aye, pity the league table results weren't as good as the memories ;)
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 13:49
roe lee is still one of the top schools aint it?! well it was the best at my time.
yeh it prob is, its an ok school actually i was just teasing ya.. my cousins went there i think and they're brainy!
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 13:53
aye, thats whr i kno ur cuzin hasan from, and den he used to live in the same street as me too.
aye... u told me last time.... he's got a creative brain too, just like u, pity he dont put it to as much good a use as u...
playa4life55
13-10-2005, 15:11
asi now thatz funny... Audleyz da best ma man.. thts da hood... tha ghetto...
ermm i didnt come from no ghetto :p
playa4life55
13-10-2005, 15:17
c'mon sis... its da ghetto... dnt need 2 b ashamed.. its our crib... its our hood... u kno wot a mean sis
not mine!!!!!! twas a civilised school wen i went, wen u junglees went it became a "ghetto"
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 15:28
nah, u all fink its the ghetto. lol, all u wona be 2pacs..
haha nah, that's H, he loves 2pac... the girls were civilised :)
playa4life55
13-10-2005, 15:40
Listen tupacs da best, honestly he's ma blood brova... he's one of the most influential person in my lyf... one of my role modelz....
sis it was a ghetto dnt deny it come straight by it
playa4life55
13-10-2005, 16:59
Check this out 4 embarassing:
One day, after me and m8 had eaten loadz of food, we went to Topman and my m8 really had to go the bathroom, but he decided that he was just going in there to get a top and jeans real quick cos he knew which one he wanted to get, so he could wait to go toilet. But a few seconds later, when he was trying on the jeans (And oh yeh he was commando meanin wearin no undies), he "...could feel the bubbles bursting in his stomach..." (in his own words) and he had to fart, so he did. But it turned out to not be a fart, but diarrhea. SO he pooped in the jeans. Considering that, he had no choice but to buy the jeans then throw it away. The funniest part was wen he had to go up to the counter and buy it. The man started freaking out at the counter when he tried to scan it it up. And wen his nose holes smelled the unsmellable.....It was soooo embarassing for him. TO this day, he still hasn't gone back to that Topman or eaten loadz before shopping.....
Howz dat 4 embarassing!
Voodookid
13-10-2005, 23:23
so u wona be jus like tupac huh?
shamz that story is a lie.. i had a similar joke to it before...
playa4life55
14-10-2005, 01:55
na honest dis one is true!!
yep im a tupac follower
playa4life55
14-10-2005, 12:38
and a big tupac believa!!
lmao!!
al me embarasin stories ave bn told tehy al involve fallin face flat on floor or walkin in2 lamposts!
Tazmania
14-10-2005, 14:27
teheheh..me is accident prone..so i dont hav an embarrassin moment...tho i do thingz that peepz'd find embarrassin...but oh well...basher
playa4life55
14-10-2005, 15:05
y'all accident prone... but listen there must be one tym wen u have been totally humiliated
Tazmania
14-10-2005, 20:48
nope..i even fell into a bin..LMAO..that made me laff so bad..
and hav u read a book called dustbin baby by Jaqueline Wilson..*IT'Z A WIKID BOOK...i recommend it to ye*...newayz carrying on..i was reading it and walkin in skool..wen all of a sudden my mate came and lifted me up..and put me inside da bin...man i couldnt stop laffin...bananadanc
Arbash Shaikh
14-10-2005, 21:09
well.. when i got beaten up ba bunch of mexicanz!!!!!! ;(
Tazmania
14-10-2005, 21:14
why did they do that?..did ye provoke em?
Arbash Shaikh
14-10-2005, 21:20
naa i was a memba of di groove gang(blackz) nd dose latinoz were our worst enemiez.. we ve been alwayz kikin buttz,, but 1 bad day dey got me all alone nd were beatin me lyk a punchingpad!!!!!!!! punchez, kikz nd even baseball stikz... i had sum gr8 tym lost sum bottlez full of blood!!!!!!!z)
Tazmania
14-10-2005, 21:23
is this where i'm meanta say..awwwwwwwwwww poor u?...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...dayam..ca nt stop laffin.tehehehe..but thatz not necessarily embarrassin is it? or is it?lolz...
poor arbash shaikh... another embarassing moment for me was wen i fell flat on my face in the haram sharif rite in front of kabah in the mens section with a bunch of hot arab lads surrounding me and my burkha came flying off and my hair was all over the place and i just lay there laughing because i just found it so funny, then my sis came n lifted me up, wen i got up n finally sorted myself out all the hot arab lads were laughing their pants off... it was embarassing but funny...
Arbash Shaikh
15-10-2005, 21:50
yeaaah poor me.. but ur lucky seeya tht u got baaak on ur feetz.. daa place is so crowded tht u dont get a chance to get bak goin... soo many pplz get injured nd even die in stampiedzz dere...
Lyricall Paki Gyal
15-10-2005, 22:00
my most embarassing moment wen i turned 15 and we went out yh and my cuzzy faz thru me in 2 da water fountins infront ov evry1 and wen i fell in 2 it my legs were all up in da air it was realli funny but man my bum was in propa pain she aint onli did dat once tho she's done it twice and sumhow both on my birthdays once wen i was 10 in swimming pool and the second wen i was 15 man but evry1 was der lookin at me and i was propa drenchedd ahh man dat day can neva 4get dat she tryna say 2 me foz am gona get u wen ur 20 but dis time me on watch out lolzz
aye, but we went in october the first time for umrah, and its wasn't so crowded.. but yeh the mens section was.. btw u can all me aasiya :D
i'm not guna say mine or otherwise pinky will get so mad at me lol
Tazmania
16-10-2005, 20:15
why will pinky get mad at ye?Insane
playa4life55
17-10-2005, 03:41
well abarish shaikh.. or woteva u called... its good u got a beatin coz as iv learnt da hard getting a beatin is not necessarily bad 4 u... cos my theory is dat if u get a beating then u get toughened up and lyk i say "2 giv a beating... u got 2 take a beating"
-another quote y'all betta ryt dwn... remember u herd it first from da playa 1st!! lol!! see im good at enlighting ppl wiv my neva endin knowledge and theories <)
Yep u can all bow dwn 2 da playa man bowdown lol!!
tu beh playa!
ok this always hapens 2 me.....sum1 wil b chatin bout sumat n im nt realy payin attention, n den i say sumat, n they jst giv me this luk lyk, "wot the heck u ona bout?!" n il say "oh wot? sori..." n it jst so hapens dat we on 2 diff pages n talkin bout sumat completely diff 2 wot i thot!!
playa4life55
17-10-2005, 17:03
yeh tht happenz 2 me....quite often... cos my views are alwayz contradicting ova'z!! wot do u mean Tuh Beh?? meh behtoj Chai!!!
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:24
i think she meanz tht SHEZ NOT GOIN TO OFFER U A CUP OF CHAII !!!!!!!!!8)
nd i dont want ur theoriez bec i got plenty of ma own ^) ... thz!!
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:26
awww...teheheheh...
soz...poor mr. abash..
and wat do u mean safi dont wanna giv playa man a chai?..8)
wen did she say that?..
i'm confuzzled8)
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:26
i think she soundz lyk 8o tht!!!!!!!
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:28
giv me a cup of chai?..
wen did she say that?..
i swear that wasn in this thread...8)
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:36
yeh tht happenz 2 me....quite often... cos my views are alwayz contradicting ova'z!! wot do u mean Tuh Beh?? meh behtoj Chai!!!
i think i got to knw it frm here!!!!!!!8)
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:38
o...
nah..me dint undastand z language...
me was sinkin zat zey were arguin wid each uza..not offerin each uza tea... 8)
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:42
yeah no1z offerin us though.. hey tazzz ur such a sweetie pie !!! go get me a cup of cold coffeee!!!!:p
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:44
ur hippety hop smooth talk dont work wid me..:|
and why cold coffee?..8)
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:50
bec i am feelin hottt!!!!!!! khehehehhehe....
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:51
dude..dont flatter yerself...:p
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 22:53
aaite aaite.. so tazz is gettin me a cup of yummy yummy cold cofeee!!!!!!
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 22:58
nope...am not...
so der...:p
u can go get me a bottle of pink fanta and lucoazade..and galaxy chocolatez...
yumeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NOW!!
or else..basher
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 23:00
;( aite i ll do tht but i cant carry it all on ma own.. i think i need ur help...:p
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 23:02
WAT?!!!!!
u hav to do it all urself
NOW!!!!!!basher
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 23:09
*arbash bowz his head down nd get di drinkz for tazzz.. nd keepz on starin at tazz drinkin all of dem thinkin tht if onli tazz offerz him sum*
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 23:11
*taz offerz arbash a.....
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EMPTY GLASS!!
" REFILL NOW!!"
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 23:16
sadangel arbash criez nd criez nd criez until it startz to flood den pack his bagz nd findz sum otha place to work....
Tazmania
17-10-2005, 23:19
THAT WAS A DIRECT COMMAND!!
Arbash Shaikh
17-10-2005, 23:21
arbash screamz GO 2 HELLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!! nd quickly runz away lukin behind if tazz is not cumin!!!!!!! z)
playa4life55
18-10-2005, 00:02
and i dont want ur theoriez bec i got plenty of ma own ^) ... thz!!
So u fink u got wot it takez 2 be a true playa??
bananasuit
18-10-2005, 04:44
blah blah ive had lots of embarassin things happen but they're all toooo rude to post :p
Tazmania
18-10-2005, 12:49
arbash screamz GO 2 HELLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!! nd quickly runz away lukin behind if tazz is not cumin!!!!!!! z)
taz doesnt need 2 move...
she has the guardz on him....basher
playa4life55
18-10-2005, 13:22
yep and im one of the gaurdian angelz!!! C'mon bannagal pleeezzzz tell uz ur rude stories!!!!
Tazmania
18-10-2005, 13:32
blah blah ive had lots of embarassin things happen but they're all toooo rude to post :p
surely it cant be that rude can it?...8)
and playa...u a guardian angel?...8) since wen?.. how cumz i dint know?
he "tinks" he a lota tings dear...
Tazmania
18-10-2005, 13:36
tehehehehe...
i take it u knwo him personally?...
jus wonderin...:d
ok wel i claim we related in sum long winded way bt he denies it so im playin along, ignore the pun, n also i knw hu he is cuz hes frm the same place as me n seeya is a friend n a cuz of us 2, n our parents went hajj 2geda, bt he dnt reali knw hu i am....nt sure dat ansas ur q....lol
Tazmania
18-10-2005, 14:05
awww....tehehehehe..thatz wid us bengaliz..it gets confuzzlin...8)
safla want me to tell him who u are? :p
dnt cal me safla!! eurgh onli uzy does dat!!
its safi!!
lol nah let him stir....
hehe i was just bugging u :p we used to call u that in school... bye bye now have sweet dreams.......
of uzmah ;)
nooooooooo!
she rang me did i tel u, afta we mentioned it dat day.....ohhh teh agony! bt luckily she had 2 go so it was shrt fone cal
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha! lucky u, im so envious, oh my very hands are turning green at the thought of it. God help me :p
it gets worse!!
she invited us out on er bday.....hw do i say no?! lol
playa4life55
18-10-2005, 16:26
ok wel i claim we related in sum long winded way bt he denies it so im playin along, ignore the pun, n also i knw hu he is cuz hes frm the same place as me n seeya is a friend n a cuz of us 2, n our parents went hajj 2geda, bt he dnt reali knw hu i am....nt sure dat ansas ur q....lol
she finkz we cuz but we not and if we r we r VERY VERY VERY VERY far cuz's... tell me who u r... asi pleez let me kno!!! and taz yes i am a guardian...if u want ne1 sortid out.... jst pay me and i'll deal wiv it...alot lyk a hitman...but i prefer to call it protection money!!
Arbash Shaikh
18-10-2005, 22:52
So u fink u got wot it takez 2 be a true playa??
i dont think i belive i got everythin to be a true playa...
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 00:55
do u want help...i cud sort it out 4 ya?
LickleMizzNaughty
19-10-2005, 12:20
my most embarrassing mo was jus like 2 hrs ago i was jus about 2 fall in yhe canteen of ma col luki u grabbed on to ma m8
casue she wasn;t there wud have been anova stori all 2gether
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awww....bles ya!
n playa WE NOT RELATED HW MANY TYMS I GOTTA SAY IT? U OBSESSED WID THE IDEA....LET IT GO!!
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 15:19
I HAV LET IT GO...U LET IT GO AND TELL ME WHO U ARE!!!
lol.....nt on net, asi wil explain wen u ask er on msn....
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 15:29
sortid u gave me permission...i rly do need 2 kno hu u r...so i kan avoid ya!!
lol u at uni anyway! wot u worid bout?
unles asi decides 2 get wed, den il c ya der n id knw hu u were bt ud ave no idea hu i was.......ha ha ha ha ha
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 15:44
oh shit....i didnt fink of it lyk dat!! were u dere at Safz weddin?
aye...n farhanas......lol
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 15:54
lol...kewl so u must av sin me... obviously u recognised me didn ya?
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 16:09
did asi tell u datz me or summat?
course nt! me n asi rnt joined at the hip....im aware of hu u r....i said i watched u grw up....
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 16:19
i dnt understand u cant be aware of hu i am wen i dnt kno hu u are and nva sin u in ma lyf!!!
yah dats wot u tink....bt wen u find out u gona b lyk....doh!
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 16:27
u not asi'z sis.... saf....oh r u?
lol she nt as sad as me 2 sit on a forum al day she gt husband n in laws 2 attend 2...
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 16:43
true... then hu??? doz ma bro kno u?
he shud do...we was in the same yr at schul.....
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 16:55
beardwood??? u kno ma lil bro adz?
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 17:03
oh kewl.... so u kno how much of a crazy guy he woz den??
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 17:05
yeh he used to twat ppl and stuff...c'mon u must kno!!!
dnt beleive i paidmuch atention
playa4life55
19-10-2005, 17:11
cos u were ded in audley...didn liv da tru lyf of da ghetto...
playa4life55
21-10-2005, 00:43
i 4rt so.... u need 2 liv da ghetto lyf gal...it brings out da true emotion in u!!
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