Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2958

Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2968

Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2958
Need ideas asap!
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 27

Thread: Need ideas asap!

  1. #1
    *Siiigh* Kayz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    UK London!
    Age
    28
    Posts
    8,306
    Blog Entries
    9
    Rep Power
    760

    Default Need ideas asap!

    Ok im after this turk and he never comes out of his bloody shop, been a week now and hadnt had much luck.. me and my mates went down to fish him out, but he dosent get off his pavement!

    He's got his people, cousins and borthers who scout the area, his brother came out and checked and looked around as me and my mates were planning to deploy a decoy around their van so he will come out. But before we could do anything, his brother comes out and spots us on the sly, he walks up and hides in a side wall and then comes out talking on the phone, informing his brother and looking at us in the car. He then moved the van which was a bummer and our only chance..

    Ok that mission failed and i need serious real good ideas asap..

    I have the guys home address,
    Work address,
    Work Telephone number,
    His personal Number,
    His email address..

    Now he literally works 24/7 and i almost do the same as him, doing 8:30am - 6pm,

    When i go to his shop in the evening after work hes inside, now i need to get him, and the rules are i need him off the pavement his work place is on.. his shop is almost in the corner, so how can i pursuade or do something to get him out? He's always got an assistant with him, so im sure he can come out. I need him off the pavement for a few secs atleast for me to blast him..

    I need serious ideas, anybody can tell me how i can utilise the information above? Need realistic ideas, as he knows well that there is somebody after him and he's on his guard this week big time after what we did last week, so i dont want silly ideas i need really good ones, he runs a small grocery/off license shop..

    Help Help! Time is running out!

    Thanks!



    Help The Asian Place Today! Show AP Your Support! Your favourite Links on one page how awesome is that? Find Out Here!

    AP Search Page - Make it Your Homepage Show Us your support!

    Play the AP GAME TODAY!

    *I only attend wedding invitations and nothing else!

    kayz[at]theasianplace[dot]net

  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    no where
    Age
    35
    Posts
    12,639
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    u sed he owns a shop..send ur mate(s) in,make sure they act dodgy and then make it look like they shoplifted,so if he runs after them, get em!
    double standards forum

    bav thnks shes a god!!!

  3. #3
    Respected Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    .
    Posts
    15,215
    Rep Power
    1037

    Default

    I was gonna say simmilar to mad1. Get sumone unkonwn to them to cause a scene outside shop like two guys fighting or summin. Then when he comes out to check, squirt him!

  4. #4
    Respected Member M4RN1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Kingdom Heven
    Age
    38
    Posts
    11,199
    Blog Entries
    7
    Rep Power
    611

    Default

    Well i could tell you how to make a easy harmless thick coloured smoke bomb, throw it in , he'll come out. A kilo of this stuff can easilycover the entire block




  5. #5
    Advanced Member Aloo_Bazi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Slough, Berkshire. United Queendom
    Age
    47
    Posts
    630
    Rep Power
    221

    Question

    I didnt understand anything on this thread...

    whos da Turk and why u after him/her?????


    are u after him coz u fancy him/her (like a crush thing) or after him/her coz u wana beat the shit out of him/her????





    ....
    Love Always Leaves Me Hungry For More
    soshelp!

  6. #6
    Respected Member .Prizzle.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London
    Age
    37
    Posts
    6,154
    Blog Entries
    59
    Rep Power
    474

    Default

    mr aloo...search kayz other threads and you'll understand. i was gona give the idea zero did. cant think of much else
    Jav says:my priti's the bestest


    e: .prizzle.[at]theasianplace[dot]net

  7. #7
    Advanced Member Aloo_Bazi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Slough, Berkshire. United Queendom
    Age
    47
    Posts
    630
    Rep Power
    221

    Cool

    ^^^..I'm not that bored to go round searching other threads to piece together this thread
    Love Always Leaves Me Hungry For More
    soshelp!

  8. #8
    Respected Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Yorkshire
    Posts
    8,842
    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    488

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kayz View Post
    Ok im after this turk and he never comes out of his bloody shop, been a week now and hadnt had much luck.. me and my mates went down to fish him out, but he dosent get off his pavement!

    He's got his people, cousins and borthers who scout the area, his brother came out and checked and looked around as me and my mates were planning to deploy a decoy around their van so he will come out. But before we could do anything, his brother comes out and spots us on the sly, he walks up and hides in a side wall and then comes out talking on the phone, informing his brother and looking at us in the car. He then moved the van which was a bummer and our only chance..

    Ok that mission failed and i need serious real good ideas asap..

    I have the guys home address,
    Work address,
    Work Telephone number,
    His personal Number,
    His email address..

    Now he literally works 24/7 and i almost do the same as him, doing 8:30am - 6pm,

    When i go to his shop in the evening after work hes inside, now i need to get him, and the rules are i need him off the pavement his work place is on.. his shop is almost in the corner, so how can i pursuade or do something to get him out? He's always got an assistant with him, so im sure he can come out. I need him off the pavement for a few secs atleast for me to blast him..

    I need serious ideas, anybody can tell me how i can utilise the information above? Need realistic ideas, as he knows well that there is somebody after him and he's on his guard this week big time after what we did last week, so i dont want silly ideas i need really good ones, he runs a small grocery/off license shop..

    Help Help! Time is running out!

    Thanks!
    Kayz a good idea is to get a sexy lady to lure him outside saying can she have a word with him as soon as he steps outside JUMP HIM!
    Last edited by lineyman; 20-08-2007 at 12:24.
    web: www.desiforum.co.uk
    email: webmaster[at]theasianplace[dot].net

    e: liney[at]theasianplace[dot]net

  9. #9
    Respected Member M4RN1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Kingdom Heven
    Age
    38
    Posts
    11,199
    Blog Entries
    7
    Rep Power
    611

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by __________ View Post
    Kayz a good idea is to get a sexy lady to lure him outside saying can she have a word with him as soon as he steps outside JUMP HIM!
    Kayz would do anything to 'jump on him'




  10. #10
    Freshy
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    derby
    Age
    37
    Posts
    71
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Well kayz simplest way forward go ballyed up roll up into the shop drag him up out if thier only two mans thier its simple. if i lived in ur ends an u payed me enough id do it for u. really an truly no point relying on other peoples ideas best to do it on ur todd or wid ya codies hu down with u all the way.

  11. #11
    Freshy asian_fred_on_ice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    leicester
    Posts
    72
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kayz View Post
    Ok im after this turk and he never comes out of his bloody shop, been a week now and hadnt had much luck.. me and my mates went down to fish him out, but he dosent get off his pavement!

    He's got his people, cousins and borthers who scout the area, his brother came out and checked and looked around as me and my mates were planning to deploy a decoy around their van so he will come out. But before we could do anything, his brother comes out and spots us on the sly, he walks up and hides in a side wall and then comes out talking on the phone, informing his brother and looking at us in the car. He then moved the van which was a bummer and our only chance..

    Ok that mission failed and i need serious real good ideas asap..

    I have the guys home address,
    Work address,
    Work Telephone number,
    His personal Number,
    His email address..

    Now he literally works 24/7 and i almost do the same as him, doing 8:30am - 6pm,

    When i go to his shop in the evening after work hes inside, now i need to get him, and the rules are i need him off the pavement his work place is on.. his shop is almost in the corner, so how can i pursuade or do something to get him out? He's always got an assistant with him, so im sure he can come out. I need him off the pavement for a few secs atleast for me to blast him..

    I need serious ideas, anybody can tell me how i can utilise the information above? Need realistic ideas, as he knows well that there is somebody after him and he's on his guard this week big time after what we did last week, so i dont want silly ideas i need really good ones, he runs a small grocery/off license shop..

    Help Help! Time is running out!

    Thanks!

    right this is what i did, a few months back,
    its the ultimate attack,
    but go to be carefull, cus you can get arrested for it,
    so might have to wait a while......

    first of all get about 6 cans of paint,
    but i dont mean normal paint,
    im talking about maisonary paint,

    maisonary paint,is for the outside of the house, and doesnt come off for a minimum of 10 years, even then, its hell.

    get all different colours...greens,pink,black, ect ect

    then get waterbomb baloons,
    about 60 or so..

    fill em up so theyre full,
    wait tiill dark, cover his house,
    i mean really cover it,
    roof,walls, windows,garden,fence,pavement,ect ect

    ive got some even better things to do, but they take abit too long, so this will be your best bet

  12. #12
    Freshy
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    derby
    Age
    37
    Posts
    71
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    asian fred dont tink he wants a paint fight with the bloke lol. An the paint is gona damge the walls not him so thiers no point ov dat.

  13. #13
    Freshy asian_fred_on_ice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    leicester
    Posts
    72
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Nayim View Post
    asian fred dont tink he wants a paint fight with the bloke lol. An the paint is gona damge the walls not him so thiers no point ov dat.

    no,but it will really **** him off for years to come

    why doesnt he just go over to where he works and just beat the crap out of him,
    he cant run forever

  14. #14
    Respected Member M4RN1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Kingdom Heven
    Age
    38
    Posts
    11,199
    Blog Entries
    7
    Rep Power
    611

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by asian_fred_on_ice View Post
    right this is what i did, a few months back,
    its the ultimate attack,
    but go to be carefull, cus you can get arrested for it,
    so might have to wait a while......

    first of all get about 6 cans of paint,
    but i dont mean normal paint,
    im talking about maisonary paint,

    maisonary paint,is for the outside of the house, and doesnt come off for a minimum of 10 years, even then, its hell.

    get all different colours...greens,pink,black, ect ect

    then get waterbomb baloons,
    about 60 or so..

    fill em up so theyre full,
    wait tiill dark, cover his house,
    i mean really cover it,
    roof,walls, windows,garden,fence,pavement,ect ect

    ive got some even better things to do, but they take abit too long, so this will be your best bet

    Why throw it when you can get dry ice put lumps in the paint tub, seal the top and after a while the whole tub explodes




  15. #15
    Freshy asian_fred_on_ice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    leicester
    Posts
    72
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by M4RN1 View Post
    Why throw it when you can get dry ice put lumps in the paint tub, seal the top and after a while the whole tub explodes

    oh i remember where i saw that, on a show on tv, men in white, i think
    good call

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. lacking motivation...ideas?
    By Safi in forum Your Life and Love
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 22-03-2006, 17:18

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us
The Asian Place is the best Desi social Asian Forum on the internet - who needs Facebook?

We have the greatest membership of adults on our boards doing what they do best, having fun, socialising and sharing cultures! We have some of the greatest moderators on our boards who ensure you receive the best and only the best experience from our forums.

The Asian Place was first established in August 08, 2004 where it began on a free forum provider, there were limitations in running a free forum so we had to migrate to our own servers leaving a years worth of data. Nevertheless we're here to take show you how to have fun the Desi way! We are dedicated in bringing you the best online experience like you have never experienced before! Join us today and find out for yourself! Our ideas are always unique if not different than any other place you will find on the internet.

Remember there's facebook and there's us the two are not the same.
Links
- Twitter
- Facebook
Follow us! #TheAsianPlace
Join Today
Join today for an epic time @ The Asian Place! Register Now