3 random things u wanna do before you die

**mindstate** · 13-03-2010, 21:55

Me and my friends were just talking about this shit, decided to ask you low lives..

Hmmm I'd have to say

1) when i'm standing at the gates of heaven...gotta talk to God on the intercom first "hey god...buzz me through B" he buzzes me thru and asks me "so son i sent you to earth for X years, what have you achieved?" i don't wanna disappoint God. So as long as i'm living i wanna achieve as many positive goals as i can....

2) learn how to fly a plane, buy plane, take family for a fly...travel the world

3) become wealthy

what about the rest of you APers?

**Evil_Genious** · 13-03-2010, 22:15

1. Masturbate on my knees over £100'000 of lose cash scattered on the floor.

2. Go ass to mouth on Rab C Nesbit.

3. Find peace of mind.

**mindstate** · 13-03-2010, 22:23

for real....the look on the cashier's face at sam's chicken when u hand her that skeet stained note will be priceless

**princezz87** · 14-03-2010, 01:01

1.) Become a billionaire
2.) Kill a few people
3.) have 14 kids *muahahahaha*

**suck-my-chitterjuice** · 14-03-2010, 01:12

100ft outdoor climb without safety gear. i'm climbin 5a walls quite easily at the moment, but the step up to level 6 is proving a bit much, especially as i'm not spending enough time doing it. but i still reckon this summer i'll be able to climb outdoors no problem.

something terrence mckenna called 'giving your third eye a squeegee clean' - 5mg dried shrooms trip, 20g mescaline, 0.5g dmt, though they will probably be spread over a month with lots of reading of timothy leary, d.m. turner and other psychonaut luminaries coupled with much meditation. fuck it, i might even snort acid crystals haha.

work with an ngo for sustainable natural change in the third world, to help people empower themselves out of poverty.

**Pretzel** · 14-03-2010, 10:58

Ermm i dunno?

1) Achieve a dream job

2) Be happy with everything before i die

3) stability and achievement in my own right

**Rab C Nesbit** · 14-03-2010, 17:32

Escape my barriers, hang ups, evils, so that I can be who I want to be.

Help to make positive changes in children's lives.
Although I can do it at home, I'd love to Volunteer in Africa, South America or Asia.

Commit myself.
I need to stop hovering between opportunities and choices.

**mindstate** · 14-03-2010, 19:09

Originally Posted by Rab C Nesbit

Escape my barriers, hang ups, evils, so that I can be who I want to be.

Help to make positive changes in children's lives.
Although I can do it at home, I'd love to Volunteer in Africa, South America or Asia.

Commit myself.
I need to stop hovering between opportunities and choices.

focus on one thing at a time and i reckon u can achieve these easily...

**jellytots.** · 15-03-2010, 01:16

How strange! Me and my best friend were talking about this yesterday! We came up with an interesting list.. hah. Maybe not 3, but...

Date-raping a pilot in his cabin together. Whilst the plane is flying.
Smoke a Cuban cigar.
Wear out 10 vibrators in the space of a month.
Own a Cartier diamond.
Buy out an entire Dior Boutique.
Lock ourselves in the house and watch all seasons of Sex & the City back to back.
Go to a strip club and a burlesque show.
Get a naughty piercing.
Amsterdam holiday.
Own my own patisserie.
Shopping spree in Paris.
Discover myself.
Buy my own Classic Chanel.
Live in a hotel for a month.
Truly quit bad habit.
Learn Mandarin.
Change someones life.
Go to Disney world.
Throw Shepherds pie in someones face.
Have sex on Mount Vesuvius.
Have my own house. And swimming pool.
Have something stable in my life.
Learn 10 languages. 4 down, 6 to go..
Achieve Bree-like serenity and domesticity (Desperate Housewives).
Attend an AP orgy and ravage Cheeky.
Study in a foreign country.
Overcome my revulsion for dental floss.
Form an addiction.
Master the talent of rolling perfectly round identical chappatis.
Become a member of a secret society.

**Pretzel** · 15-03-2010, 01:24

^ Out of all that shit you got you have 'Go to Disney World' LOL...kewl.

I should add to mine... Have surgery, and forgive people.

**Tariq2009** · 15-03-2010, 01:45

There's nothing I really wanna do that I couldn't have done by now, reality is pretty bland, escapism is mildly entertaining. I'm looking more forward to dying, I cant wait till I fucking die, life offers little answers. I wanna see what the fuck happens after I die, whats gonna happen to me, Is there a heaven/hell etc.

**mindstate** · 15-03-2010, 09:37

Originally Posted by Tariq2009

There's nothing I really wanna do that I couldn't have done by now, reality is pretty bland, escapism is mildly entertaining. I'm looking more forward to dying, I cant wait till I fucking die, life offers little answers. I wanna see what the fuck happens after I die, whats gonna happen to me, Is there a heaven/hell etc.

**Rab C Nesbit** · 15-03-2010, 18:37

Jellytots, try the Bullet. That stupid thing dies in an hour.

Mind State, mmm.
I know.

By achieving those three things, I'll be able to do/sing/say/eat/shag whatever I want.

**Aaryana Afghan** · 19-03-2010, 13:30

Salam O alaikum wr wb

*nobody knows when we gonna face death
but i'll make sure to do these as early as possible in sha Allah

*To do a Prayer
*Leave something good behind me
*hajj

**stitches** · 09-06-2010, 03:10

become a household respected name
bungeejump/freefall/parachute jump
to know the truth

the last noe being the most important. i just want to know the truth